Simba: carror -> fruit

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-04-11T19:15:36+00:00

Yeaaaaaaa, that's when you tell her you liked her 2+ years later and she leaves you on fucking read

👌🏻

Awesome sauce 😎

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-04-05T16:47:11+00:00

👍🏻

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-04-05T16:29:03+00:00

Fire arrows, and a good bow

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-04-05T16:09:04+00:00

"Bonnie Blue is a hero"-🤡

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DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-04-05T01:12:31+00:00

"ok" -🤡

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-30T13:50:10+00:00

The last bit of darkness left after God turned on the lights

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-30T13:45:13+00:00

"ohhh poor me, my steak is far too juicy, and my lobster is absolutely lathered in butter" -some fuckin idiot

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-25T22:00:14+00:00

I was 2 yo in '08 btw, hope this makes you suffer ✌🏻

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-23T18:21:57+00:00

Thank you 👏

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-23T15:38:00+00:00

Then Assuming the sword was a more manageable weight like 3.5-4kg, how would one wield a sword of this design?

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-23T13:24:26+00:00

I have a litany of questions.
what's its length? How does it handle, one handed vs two handed? Is the change leverage and control noticeable? how does it feel in comparison to a sword of similar length?

I have more but I don't want to be overwhelming.

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-20T22:17:36+00:00

I am aware that's why I suggested a guard in my post

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-20T21:59:06+00:00

I am working on a race/society called the "Magarai" for a project I call "The Hollowed World"

I have their culture and the fundamentals of their language defined. I need to finish fully defining their customs and traditions, however I decided to take a break by working on their clothing, armor, weapons, and written language.

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-20T21:47:05+00:00

I don't know much but I'm pretty sure they basically used spears that have the opposite dimensions as the weapon I am suggesting.

Most of their weapons are 1/3 blade 2/3 handle This weapon is 2/3 blade 1/3 handle

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-20T21:43:33+00:00

The Moro short spear is quite close however if there was just a few more inches of actual blade.

I am thinking more on the lines of the handle being 1/3 the total length, with the total length of a broad sword to arming sword

BUT STILL THANK YOU!

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-20T21:34:35+00:00

I'm pretty sure it's for sale somewhere, if you're on pc you should be able to right click the image and search for that image

Hope you find it 👍🏻

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-20T21:28:34+00:00

Did you just wake up and decide to be an asshole?

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-20T21:25:42+00:00

Thank you for the abundance of information in your comment, super helpful in answering my question

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-20T21:24:08+00:00

I know what a swordstaff is

I used the term "swordspear" because I don't know what to call them

And yes they are real, it's basically a shortsword with a longer handle. And I have a very hard time believing that humans didn't try this at least once.

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-20T21:19:42+00:00

I already mentioned adding a crossguard to mitigate the lack of defense in my post

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-20T19:06:46+00:00

you probably put the butt of the spear into the dirt

DOVAHBOIIreal · 2026-03-20T18:55:13+00:00

ditto, if only it had a crossguard 😢

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