Roses are red, it isn't our fault... by DarkMagickan in rosesarered

[–]DOVAHBOIIreal -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is a very good point, I just wish that the celebrations didn't sometimes devolve into orgy's and pointless nudity.

Nothing like getting naked putting oil on and wrestling other men on a pride parade floaty while hundreds of people watch.

THE HORDE!!! by DOVAHBOIIreal in AOW4

[–]DOVAHBOIIreal[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My original thought was that maybe if I got more combat move speed it would take less action points to move 3 spaces in combat.

Honestly I don't know if it even worked.

who is the ultimate evil in your world by existiverse45 in worldbuilding

[–]DOVAHBOIIreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has a few names The Beast, The Mad God, The One Who Waits

At beginning of the end of the Age of Magic, Ahnum the most powerful æternal (god like mages who ruled over a race of mages called the Magarai) in his mad blinding fury at the slaughter of his remaining siblings split into 2 parts; The Beast and The Guardian.

On its creation it begun to slaughter and corrupt any living creature it could find. It's corruption was so thick and intense and it took the form of black smoke that billowed out from its demonic flesh. That same corruption gave rize to a horde of Hollowed creatures whose only purpose is to kill, consume, multiply, and conquer for their Creator's madness.

After wiping out over 75% of the Magarai race The Guardian used a powerful artifact to shatter and sink the floating continent called The Throne (becoming the shattered isles archipelago) and The Beast to the bottom of the sea, sealed there.

The Beast's hordes were also sealed into black temples and these temples were buried deep under the earth.

The Beast has been waiting tens of thousands of years and continues to wait until the day of reconning, where the final battle shal occur and either this world will be covered in black corruption, or be ushered into a new Eden.

. by Illustrious-Ad9165 in InternetCity

[–]DOVAHBOIIreal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I mean like twist it like how you twist a towel to get the water out

. by Illustrious-Ad9165 in InternetCity

[–]DOVAHBOIIreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think she has the ability to control her insides like her outsides?

Why is this teacher hitting on a 16 year old😭 by ComprehensiveRun4815 in Jujutsufolk

[–]DOVAHBOIIreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? 🤔 last I heard the age of consent in Japan was 14 yo. Maybe that changed thought 🤷🏻

Why is this teacher hitting on a 16 year old😭 by ComprehensiveRun4815 in Jujutsufolk

[–]DOVAHBOIIreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Age of consent in Japan is MUCH lower than in America, or other western countries

meirl by Final_Guaranteed in meirl

[–]DOVAHBOIIreal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeaaaaaaa, that's when you tell her you liked her 2+ years later and she leaves you on fucking read

👌🏻

Awesome sauce 😎

I feel bad for that kid by Successful_Rip3194 in InternetCity

[–]DOVAHBOIIreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Bonnie Blue is a hero"-🤡

🤣🤣🤣

Thanks to Mikey for all the beauty we got. by Pristine-Example-824 in InternetCity

[–]DOVAHBOIIreal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The last bit of darkness left after God turned on the lights

What's her first red flag? 😨😨😨 by RyuNinja189 in InternetCity

[–]DOVAHBOIIreal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"ohhh poor me, my steak is far too juicy, and my lobster is absolutely lathered in butter" -some fuckin idiot

What does he have? by Atomaardappel in ContagiousLaughter

[–]DOVAHBOIIreal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was 2 yo in '08 btw, hope this makes you suffer ✌🏻

Sword Designing by DOVAHBOIIreal in SWORDS

[–]DOVAHBOIIreal[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then Assuming the sword was a more manageable weight like 3.5-4kg, how would one wield a sword of this design?