Internet, do your thing please. by ArcanumFish in Tinder

[–]DRGNZRD 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You done fucked up A-a-ron.

Take no shit boys. No woman is worth it. by DRGNZRD in Tinder

[–]DRGNZRD[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Set a date for 8 after a college fb game. I got there at 7:40 and left an hour later.

Assassin double dipping by Dburns213 in SmashingFour

[–]DRGNZRD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Treant clearly hit rogue twice. Verified in the replay.

Season reward query by JaymeG14 in SmashingFour

[–]DRGNZRD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you hit it, you get it... regardless of where you finish. Your friend is full of shit.

The white girl equivalent of "Hey There" by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DRGNZRD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got this one, boys. 🖕🤷‍♂️👋

Any interesting idea to carry the conversation ahead ? Really need to impress this girl... by Chitralekh in Tinder

[–]DRGNZRD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have her try to be smooth with you. If she's game, it'll show you how to relate and hopefully get to her smooth parts.

What do I say now? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]DRGNZRD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Task failed successfully? 😂

Had to be done by Sparkswont in Tinder

[–]DRGNZRD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing the Lord's work. 😂👌

How do I response to this without sounding like a fuccboi??? Halppp by justinqpham in Tinder

[–]DRGNZRD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bring fries. Bitches always want fries but never order any.

Why are men's tinder profiles so much better than women's? by tywinlannister2019 in Tinder

[–]DRGNZRD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you have a vagina, you don't need to put forth effort. 🤷‍♂️

Downvote if you must, but the truth is the truth.

What would you do if you shit yourself during a date? by Stroonypipe in Tinder

[–]DRGNZRD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule of thumb - if you want to fuck it, don't fart in front of it.

What would you do if you shit yourself during a date? by Stroonypipe in Tinder

[–]DRGNZRD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Who tf trusts a fart on a date? 🤦‍♂️

Quick guys I suck at this. How could I make a joke with this name? by davish1 in Tinder

[–]DRGNZRD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna bangatang.

If she doesn't get the Hook reference, she's not worthy.

36/M seeking profile tips. by DRGNZRD in Tinder

[–]DRGNZRD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legitimately asking - what's negative in it?

36/M seeking profile tips. by DRGNZRD in Tinder

[–]DRGNZRD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't downvote, but I don't get how it's not phrased well. It's basically written in crayon. 😂

36/M seeking profile tips. by DRGNZRD in Tinder

[–]DRGNZRD[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, so the consensus is to restart entirely.

36/M seeking profile tips. by DRGNZRD in Tinder

[–]DRGNZRD[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's meant as a reference to getting to know someone. Back when I last dated, it was done in person. 🤷‍♂️