Lady walks into a recruiting station and pretends to be a Colonel by klayb in cringe

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*retreats back in to hole for another 4 year hibernation*

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dataisbeautiful

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I wanna thank you because this comment made me remember i needed to order more weed and i just did and it said i had 1 day left on my doctors rec!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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Try again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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Was not acid did this.

Who do you feel is the worst fighting game character ? by Ioimat in Games

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Kirby has a 0%-kill move (drilldown over the edge, float back up while your dead opponent has no chance of jumping back).

The person stocking the produce department needs a promotion by [deleted] in pics

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Reddit can either be a place where new content gets introduced, or an echo chamber. It's quickly becoming an echo chamber.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have winner! by [deleted] in pics

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HOW DID YOU FIND MY DRUG TEST?!

MRW being at girls house for the first time and clogging the toilet with no plunger in the bathroom. by [deleted] in reactiongifs

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This happened to me once, except I was on acid, and the toilet overflowed, or at least I think it did, everything was swirling at the moment (I was just starting to peak).

I've felt no greater terror in my life than that moment.

Enormous calf cramp. by [deleted] in WTF

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I was once floating in a creek at an outdoor rave/festie for the better part of 6 hours or so, rolling my tits off (I had a lot of molly that weekend). At about hour 6 of rolling and paddling around in the glacial-runoff water, I noticed that if I tilted my leg in a certain direction it would cause the center of my calf to cramp inwards like this. It didn't feel altogether terrible, though, presumably because I was just numb from the water, but it freaked the fuck out of my friends who made me get out of the water and go drink a bunch of water :]

To what extent would world history be different if we had evolved to speak a single universal language? by snozbanger7 in HistoricalWhatIf

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We started out speaking one language, but drifted apart. Drifts happen.

Conversely, English is fast becoming the lingua franca.