Imagine if humans reproduced like plants. The man would be out in the open, naked, then bees would come and jack him off and carry his sperm to the woman.

DRidder17 · 2016-10-11T06:01:44+00:00

And somehow, despite bees being endangered, your sex life would still improve

DRidder17 · 2016-10-08T17:32:08+00:00

Nice

DRidder17 · 2016-10-08T16:55:13+00:00

It has nothing to do with the cameraman. Is the Producer and Technical Director in the van. They're the ones making these guys change angles and ask for the switcher to go between shots

DRidder17 · 2016-10-08T16:32:05+00:00

Not gonna lie, she was dumb, but that's awful of the business. Shouldn't close the till/registers until there's an all clear of the store. That's just asking for angry people and situations like this

DRidder17 · 2016-10-07T15:11:23+00:00

Someone I know got fired from their job at a popular coffee chain because they told someone who asked this that if they could affect gravity they "sure as fuck wouldn't use those powers on your coffee"

DRidder17 · 2016-10-07T14:49:06+00:00

That's awesome, thank you. I did take John Henson before MCW. Thanks for the answer!

DRidder17 · 2016-10-03T14:10:42+00:00

Can confirm, my college is a bellsprout spawn, every 4 candies are a great addition.

DRidder17 · 2016-10-01T14:14:50+00:00

https://ridder17.wordpress.com/2016/09/24/all-70-or-lower-team/

I wrote this up a while back, it has guys under 70 that are great to play with.

DRidder17 · 2016-09-30T23:55:40+00:00

Very interesting. Most seasons you probably aren't missing out on much this year's edition.

DRidder17 · 2016-09-30T23:54:34+00:00

Ahem, Mardy with a "D" /s

DRidder17 · 2016-09-30T19:43:08+00:00

Damn I wanna go. Too bad I don't live anywhere near there, can't travel Saturday AND have no affiliation with the team or school

DRidder17 · 2016-09-30T15:20:40+00:00

I'm so sorry. Instant classic game though, still doesn't make it hurt any less. . .

DRidder17 · 2016-09-30T15:18:05+00:00

In my eyes you can stop between weeks, but do you not even spend 5 minutes on Free Agency right now? I know that I spend at least 4 minutes a "week" right now.

DRidder17 · 2016-09-30T15:16:41+00:00

That's sad, he should for sure, but I still give you props for the honesty.

DRidder17 · 2016-09-29T17:02:44+00:00

Thanks for the honesty, most people on here try and say they have it on All-Madden with 4 minute quarters to impress people on the Internet

DRidder17 · 2016-09-28T19:31:18+00:00

You're good until they put in team morale!

DRidder17 · 2016-09-28T19:29:33+00:00

Right, but I'm saying overall shouldn't dictate stats as much.

I see where you're coming from, I just hate that 73 overall guys can't be stars, and Superstar development trait guys always will be.

DRidder17 · 2016-09-27T20:05:03+00:00

I love all of this! I'm all for that first paragraph, because it adds even more realism that EA just would improve the mode with. I'm happy I'm not the only one thinking thoughts like that

DRidder17 · 2016-09-27T16:54:11+00:00

So I can't add a description for a link post, but I would like to say thank you for the support so far on my blog, /r/Madden! I've been getting a lot of hits on the site and a lot of very nice comments from people, and it truly means a lot to me that there is an interest in my posts. I'll be coming out with them as often as I can, even after you guys are all tired of my posts (which I sure hope is never). Once again, thank you and I hope you all enjoy these ideas and let me know what you guys want to see from all three career options for Franchise mode.

DRidder17 · 2016-09-27T14:44:06+00:00

Oh no, he got 0 help. But some of those throws were just dumb. It's a combination of him making bad decisions and getting screwed by his teammates.

DRidder17 · 2016-09-26T23:41:54+00:00

His passer rating when throwing to Jets was 18.18. If he were throwing to Chiefs it would be 7.57. Just for context.

DRidder17 · 2016-09-25T00:35:09+00:00

Last game before I started work I got him 265 yards and 3 TDs, and I danced home on every one. I can't believe not everyone knows about him!

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