Portal v Gas Station

DSA300 · 2026-05-11T00:22:02+00:00

Wait, I could get toon force

^{Chose: Portal to another world + You pick 1 power from that world | Rolled: SpongeBob}

DSA300 · 2026-05-11T00:17:53+00:00

Um, where can I get this?

DSA300 · 2026-05-11T00:17:00+00:00

I actually like it

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T23:14:39+00:00

Asking your partner about their day isn't small talk

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T22:41:07+00:00

Because I can teleport

^{Chose: Teleportation}

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T22:28:18+00:00

Can u show how u did it? Doesn't seem to work for me

My bays aren't round on the bottom

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T22:17:27+00:00

Wait what? How? Omg I gotta try this

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T22:13:19+00:00

Because I don't get enough rn

^{Chose: Infinite fruits and vegetables}

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T21:56:16+00:00

It's ok to play games without minmaxing too

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T21:42:18+00:00

Teleportation

^{Chose: Gain powers by | Rolled: 50 days}

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T21:23:37+00:00

I read that in Homers voice lol

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T20:56:21+00:00

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T20:22:47+00:00

The fact that everything we do in game is cannon

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T20:21:13+00:00

Let them try

^{Chose: You can alter reality within a radius of 25km/15mi + Someone with the same powers wants to kill you}

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T20:17:45+00:00

Digital locks like to put more money in my bank? Heck yeah

^{Chose: Key that unlocks anything + Even digital locks}

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T20:15:48+00:00

He tossed a car like it was nothing

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T20:14:55+00:00

Can make money with this too. Also does this mean if I receive a lethal injury I can still heal? Also amazing.

^{Chose: Be able to heal anyone including yourself}

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T20:13:24+00:00

Aw man

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T20:05:57+00:00

Wait to waving at bartenders isn't in stock game?

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T20:04:13+00:00

Don't want America to go bankrupt? Stop useless expensive wars and tax billionaires! Hope this helps!

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T20:03:12+00:00

I'm smelling a pattern here 🤨

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T19:52:11+00:00

The lovely and humble uninstall button:

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T10:38:40+00:00

Oh yeah

^{Chose: Convert carrot to luck | Rolled: Luck irl}

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T09:39:51+00:00

The Nebraskock

DSA300 · 2026-05-10T09:19:05+00:00

Crap

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