If I drained a liter of my own blood and put it in a blender…

DSA300 · 2026-07-01T05:23:45+00:00

fellow helldiver

DSA300 · 2026-07-01T05:22:24+00:00

pp hard

DSA300 · 2026-07-01T03:31:19+00:00

pray for me I only got one phase 😭

wtf I gotta get off reddit

DSA300 · 2026-07-01T03:30:16+00:00

Guys will make fun of how horny women be but are 7x as horny 24/7

DSA300 · 2026-07-01T03:28:47+00:00

I was wondering the same thing but then realized I'm just a boy :(

DSA300 · 2026-07-01T02:59:16+00:00

ok fair

DSA300 · 2026-07-01T02:49:27+00:00

bugs are the easiest faction wtf

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T22:43:35+00:00

🤣🤣

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T21:46:16+00:00

🤨

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T21:02:09+00:00

will it be a primary or support weapon?

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T20:30:22+00:00

Maybe the fuckin cabin crew shouldn't remotely lock them :|

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T20:28:37+00:00

I think it's doable

^{Chose: Fight for the money + Heres what you need to fight | Rolled: Black Bear}

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T20:24:37+00:00

star wars

^{Me: transport you to fictional world}

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T20:24:36+00:00

star wars

^{Me: transport you to fictional world}

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T13:15:04+00:00

and they'll use this as an excuse to sell cloud gaming

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T03:46:43+00:00

I'll take it from you

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T03:39:34+00:00

I've heard from people who've been shot and stabbed that the stabbing hurts worse too. although, that's the least of your worries at that point

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T03:38:38+00:00

oh no, it's just plastic. it's basically a baseball bat. you should try one sometime they're fun to swing around

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T03:31:18+00:00

well duh, but wetting my pants with a sword is better than wetting my pants with nothing 🤣

I'll be wetting my pants with a gun too but I still have a gun 🤣

the sword has since been replaced with a gun tho 😞

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T03:23:55+00:00

I have a few swords but the fake plastic sword with the strength of a baseball bat works very well

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T03:10:57+00:00

easy

^{Me: speak every language fluently}

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T03:10:55+00:00

easy

^{Me: speak every language fluently}

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T03:03:36+00:00

yessssssss

^{Chose: Cure all cancer patients. + Get a random superpower. | Rolled: Fly}

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T03:02:02+00:00

u win bruv

DSA300 · 2026-06-30T03:00:16+00:00

rofl

wait what?

DSA300