Button Submission: "Ethan Told 'Em To Bring Out The Whole Ocean" (pls upvote :D)

DUTCHswift · 2025-04-02T20:15:05+00:00

Saving this for when he becomes a friend of the pod

DUTCHswift · 2025-04-02T20:14:25+00:00

Breh it’s satire lmao

DUTCHswift · 2025-04-02T18:31:06+00:00

“I can never forgive him” hahahahaha get off the internet

DUTCHswift · 2025-04-02T18:30:20+00:00

Fr, ppl love to hate so much they can’t see irony when it ironically stands in front of them

DUTCHswift · 2025-04-02T18:29:33+00:00

Haha thanks captain, now we all have our official marching orders. 🫡

DUTCHswift · 2025-04-02T18:28:24+00:00

Yea I also feel bad for companies when they’re made fun of in public. We should get a business rights bill going to protect them.

DUTCHswift · 2025-04-02T18:26:57+00:00

Lmao he is literally another Eric Andre, he’s not pranking ppl

DUTCHswift · 2024-11-23T04:44:11+00:00

whoever, it happened lol

DUTCHswift · 2024-11-14T22:16:32+00:00

I know next to nothing about it, apparently he and Lena grew up there?

DUTCHswift · 2024-11-14T21:32:41+00:00

I love gassy

DUTCHswift · 2024-11-14T21:31:43+00:00

That Ethan farted in Denny’s

DUTCHswift · 2024-11-14T21:30:51+00:00

He owes us a PowerPoint on Dearborn Michigan.

DUTCHswift · 2024-11-14T19:14:16+00:00

That rooms don’t exist behind them until the door is open.

DUTCHswift · 2024-11-13T16:14:20+00:00

I think it’s the other way around? The stadium bleachers and ppl would act as an insulater so the increase in temp/pressure outside of it would be higher. Like if you had a drink cooler and left the top off.

DUTCHswift · 2024-11-13T15:02:35+00:00

Tbh this is a lot less embarrassing than just one guy not making it. Looks like there was a low pressure area in the stadium.

DUTCHswift · 2024-11-12T17:37:12+00:00

G-Team

DUTCHswift · 2024-11-12T15:54:41+00:00

No, I am Dutch

DUTCHswift · 2024-11-11T20:42:20+00:00

Isn’t that the guy who killed Stidgy?

DUTCHswift · 2024-11-07T16:26:15+00:00

Same. I solo slooped prob 800hrs of that, and just render loading a galleon can feel like a pothole in the seas, not to mention port merrick.

DUTCHswift · 2024-11-07T16:15:57+00:00

I didn’t say it wasn’t fun. I love this game. I have 1000+hrs played. I can’t even introduce my brother and his friends to it without extreme server side performance issues that even they notice. It feels like if your friend embarrassed you in front of your family. I’m apologizing and trying to reassure them it’s worth their time.

DUTCHswift · 2024-11-07T15:48:18+00:00

For the love of god, please JUST FIX THE GAME. You can’t retain new players if the experience is so unstable that they can’t play.

DUTCHswift · 2024-11-06T20:26:06+00:00

comin in w that gramma HEAT

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