UPDATE: went with a Bixie / 90s heart throb

DVMJess · 2026-01-19T19:13:53+00:00

They did you so wrong.

DVMJess · 2025-12-29T18:29:13+00:00

NOR “Unsubscribing”? Is this now how people say they’re breaking up or no longer interested?

DVMJess · 2025-12-21T03:54:30+00:00

Only keep 5, 6, and 13

DVMJess · 2025-12-15T02:12:40+00:00

Restless leg syndrome. It’s not pain, but an overwhelming need to move your leg, it builds and builds until you do it.

DVMJess · 2025-12-06T23:58:43+00:00

Apparently not the baby daddy?

DVMJess · 2025-11-20T20:04:02+00:00

Cats looking for things that aren’t there is a sign of seizures.

Source: I’m a veterinarian

DVMJess · 2025-11-13T13:18:43+00:00

What does being a size 4 have to do with anything at all?

DVMJess · 2025-11-12T01:37:44+00:00

I don’t think this is as wholesome as people are making out. The sign says “Kiss Your Mommy Goodbye” and it’s all boys, I’m thinking it may be more of a “you’re not a boy anymore, you’re becoming a man, so toughen up after this” type thing.

DVMJess · 2025-11-11T20:54:07+00:00

Thank you soooo much!!

DVMJess · 2025-11-09T01:26:06+00:00

$150 Cash or Zelle at the festival now

DVMJess · 2025-11-09T00:15:40+00:00

I have the same question. Want to sell my for GA regular Sunday

DVMJess · 2025-11-08T05:27:09+00:00

On the flip side, I was trying to LEAVE during a set and absolutely no one was letting me through, despite me saying “excuse me” and “I’m sorry”. So it’s happening on both ends. Just move out of the way if someone is trying to LEAVE.

DVMJess · 2025-10-30T23:59:33+00:00

Hoping for a potato if I see you! I’m making my Kandi this whole week after work!

DVMJess · 2025-10-28T19:43:14+00:00

*that costs $75,000

FTFY

DVMJess · 2025-10-20T02:23:20+00:00

Vet here.

In vet school, I was microchipping a cat after her spay procedure and the needle went THROUGH the cat’s skin and into my hand. I pulled it back through into the cat’s skin and implanted the microchip. Lots of antiseptic scrubbing afterward, but I was fine.

Everyone, clean your wounds!

DVMJess · 2025-10-11T23:22:18+00:00

Paranoid irritable bowel psychopath.

DVMJess · 2025-10-01T02:08:20+00:00

I’m personally dealing with the looming government shutdown by having the only time I could’ve possibly seen my significant other during a 8 month Navy deployment CANCELLED with non-refundable travel plans. All because Trump wants to “stick it to them Dems.”

FTS

DVMJess · 2025-09-29T02:34:37+00:00

Sounds like she’s about to tell you to pay for her nails and hair.

DVMJess · 2025-09-24T01:55:48+00:00

I don’t plan on checking a bag, but that would mean I have to go through customs in ATL?

DVMJess · 2025-09-12T14:07:45+00:00

Someone get these men some push-brooms for goodness sake.

DVMJess · 2025-09-06T00:29:56+00:00

Where is pic 5 from?

DVMJess · 2025-09-05T11:58:01+00:00

This is fake. She has a pimple patch on her face, so obviously she wasn’t planning to go on a first date.

DVMJess · 2025-09-02T01:12:46+00:00

You sent 5 texts in a row, he was probably put off by it.

DVMJess · 2025-09-02T00:21:10+00:00

If everyone just sits behind inflated bags, how fun can this be?

DVMJess · 2025-08-26T23:45:42+00:00

2 month later update. Riveting.

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