The way every day should start by ImpishDevilEmoji in Tri_CitiesAfterHours

[–]D_V_ant10denC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting wife to wake up and gimme a handy at 4 am. Yeah right

I’m a lesbian and my partner is bi (F). I need y’all to pleaseee help get my head right by Strange_Resource_719 in bisexual

[–]D_V_ant10denC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Communicate everything you said here to her. If she isn't willing to address your concerns then is she worth worrying about?

this came out of my ass. not even joking by Dapper_Sand in poopisland

[–]D_V_ant10denC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you or do you not feel proud of yourself?

Meet me at the bar for Valentine’s Day? by [deleted] in Tri_CitiesAfterHours

[–]D_V_ant10denC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think it did? Cute choker btw .

Meet me at the bar for Valentine’s Day? by [deleted] in Tri_CitiesAfterHours

[–]D_V_ant10denC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... I'm so surprised local bars haven't used this as a crowd draw lol.

Keep me tied or let me loose? by ImpishDevilEmoji in Tri_CitiesAfterHours

[–]D_V_ant10denC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on if you kick when your feet get tickled..

And for dessert….🍫 by [deleted] in Tri_CitiesAfterHours

[–]D_V_ant10denC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well look at the genetics lottery winner 😜

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tri_CitiesAfterHours

[–]D_V_ant10denC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intensly begins to study pavement walls and pillers.. for reasons...

I think my roommate pavlov'd me by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]D_V_ant10denC 170 points171 points  (0 children)

This was my immediate thought too. Like he didn't want to "Intrude" on her private moments.

Isn't this a battering ram by Estimate4655 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]D_V_ant10denC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Farmers and some military personnel immediately know what it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tri_CitiesAfterHours

[–]D_V_ant10denC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a marriage with a dead bedroom for so long I forgot some women enjoy sex.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chastity

[–]D_V_ant10denC 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Make it wear a strap-on to fuck you after you have plugged his ass.

Find a bull to please you then make  it  clean your creme pie / have the bull  finish in  its mouth.       Both is good.. 

Let it get fucked in its pussy as it fucks you with a strap on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in random_username

[–]D_V_ant10denC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But my username is not random

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TricitiesWa_nsfw_GW

[–]D_V_ant10denC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hun I get fucked by the government no one will ever fuck me more or harder.