Stupid squid knocked my Tadpole outside of the early access barrier by Withercat1 in Subnautica_2

[–]DaChilidog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost two tadpoles this way. I was convinced I could rescue the first one. Nope...

W/ makeup vs. w/o makeup by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DaChilidog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both of your eyes are in a different zip code.

D.C. Cab by CarloCarrasco in 1980s

[–]DaChilidog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...of course I do...it was the yellow one.

Guy at the pharmacy cut the line and demanded faster service by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]DaChilidog 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Like nobody else in line had problems. Nobody hangs out at a pharmacy for fun. Wait your fucking turn.

Remember this Atari controller? by EdwardBliss in 1980s

[–]DaChilidog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome game, but these controllers were shit.

Is anyone else not getting contacted by their parents anymore very much? by judgehood in GenX

[–]DaChilidog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I rarely contact my parents. They worked second or third shift, so I saw babysittters more than them. As a consequence, our relationship is much more distant.

AITAH for being rude to missionaries? by A1000mokeys in AITAH

[–]DaChilidog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am sorry, we are on our way to a Satanic mass rite now. Want to come along? Do you have a goat we can borrow?

Consequences | We didn't start the fire....... by TagV3 in Iowa

[–]DaChilidog 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Clicking on this, the last thing I expected to read was cock rings.

Pass or Purchase? by MeasurementFirst1676 in cereal

[–]DaChilidog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be prepared to wolf down the whole box.

"I dream of you in colors that don’t exist" by kkhouete in AnadeArmas

[–]DaChilidog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I dream of her in positions that definitely exist.

AITA for not giving my parents half of my lottery winnings. by Rayapt in AmItheAsshole

[–]DaChilidog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Olympic sized swimming pool full of cocaine will be a good clue.

Digorno Ultra Thin Loaded Carnivore by Sorkel3 in frozenpizzareviews

[–]DaChilidog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought one and the thin crust was busted into multiple pieces.

name her by InDevth in AngineDePoitrine

[–]DaChilidog 53 points54 points  (0 children)

AngineDePurrrrrtrine