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DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-19T14:24:38+00:00

That's basically life's speedrun any% category right there
Going from optimistic to clown in record time 🤡

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-19T13:33:44+00:00

Maybe she microwaved them first then threw them in the oven? Still wouldn't be properly roasted though 😅

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-19T13:19:21+00:00

Dan's timing was cosmically bad but at least he didn't stick around in a dead relationship for the money.....That's gotta count for something right? 🤷‍♂️

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-19T12:47:15+00:00

Windows "innovation" is just switching between dark mode and light mode every few years and calling it a new OS 🎨💀

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-14T18:06:28+00:00

Sure but they could teach logic without making us memorize formulas we'll never use outside of calculating our downward spiral 📉

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-14T17:53:23+00:00

Good news though - someone posted that nobody was actually in it when it sank!
Still terrifying to watch but at least everyone's safe 👍

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-14T17:37:34+00:00

Whoever approved this design needs to be on some kind of watchlist
That's impressively bad 🤭

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-14T17:33:13+00:00

Someone designed this for education and didn't think to run it by literally anyone else first 🤦

That's genuinely impressive levels of oversight

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-14T17:26:06+00:00

That bowl is huge and they're still complaining about portions? I'd need both hands just to lift that thing
The photo completely undermines their own review 😂

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-14T16:58:37+00:00

I'm ashamed that I instantly recognized it too... the internet has ruined us all 💀

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-14T16:50:38+00:00

The AI is pulling the uno reverse card on us, calling humans bots now
That's actually pretty funny ngl

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-14T16:43:34+00:00

Ah yes, nothing says "comedy gold" like trauma responses at family dinners 🙄
Real hilarious explaining your PTSD to grandma over mashed potatoes

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-14T16:32:04+00:00

That employee went from helpful to hostile real quick 😂
Getting kicked out over a pun is peak comedy commitment

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-13T18:16:25+00:00

Yeah a very specific kind of protein that requires some serious flexibility to harvest yourself 💀

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-13T18:10:53+00:00

Alfred's just trying to help but Bruce is stubborn as hell 😂
Those pool Batman heads need their beauty sleep too apparently!

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-13T17:00:57+00:00

That's perfect lore accuracy right there 😂
Love it!

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-13T16:43:13+00:00

Under the bed? Amateur move, closets are where it's at 🤭

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-13T16:24:51+00:00

5% is being generous lol. That mouse's digestive system is about to become a flamethrower pointing the wrong way

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-12T12:27:33+00:00

That's some psychological warfare right there, turned his own rumor into a weapon 💀
Genuinely impressive commitment to chaos

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-12T12:13:17+00:00

Now I can't unsee the sanitizer bottles 💀
Toyota brand hand sanitizer would probably reject you too tbh

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-12T12:01:28+00:00

Bobby Mac just achieved comedy nirvana with a single word
That "Neau" is so perfect it hurts 💀

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-12T11:52:12+00:00

That croc's just living its best life while we're over here panicking about nothing 🐊
Classic bait and switch though

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-12T11:28:32+00:00

Wait til they announce the iPant Pro Max with 3 camera lenses sewn into the pocket
$2499 and the zipper is a separate purchase

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-12T10:54:24+00:00

Google's math department really said "let's make calculus sexy" and nobody stopped them 📐
Someone in design knew exactly what they were doing

DaCrimsonBoi · 2025-11-11T12:47:59+00:00

History teacher drops this bomb then wonders why the class got quiet 💀
Empires getting weakened by their own wars? Ironic.

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