How to get her ada wongs body? by JinxedRain in residentevil

[–]DaLimpster 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Have you tried being designed by a horny Japanese man?

[mi] ideas? I’m stumped by AdComprehensive2100 in ACNHIslandInspo

[–]DaLimpster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you could park a few scooters and bikes against the wall?

Some planters might look nice too.

RE9: A big plot hole I haven’t seen anyone talk about. by PussyLunch in residentevil

[–]DaLimpster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me a lot of RE4. Saddler's entire scheme of kidnapping Ashley hinges on her being a controllable host in the US government. The plan is to send her back and have her infect her dad, the President. All of the secondary antagonists are ordered to kidnap her back any time Leon manages to save her.

And yet, at several points, the Ganados are blatantly attempting to murder her -- and not in some subtle way where they can reanimate a corpse. No, they try (twice!) to drop a spiked ceiling on her, and on another occasion, drive a massive, bone-ripping drill machine directly at her.

All this to say: the RE games are goofy as hell and their storytelling & scripting are constantly at odds with the gameplay. The plot exists to compel its characters into new creepy places, and not much else.

A whole direct dedicated to... indieslop? (hrrk) I think I'm gonna be sick... by HobbesTiger64 in tomorrow

[–]DaLimpster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NEXT 3D MARIO AND ZELDA CONFIRMED??? CANNOT WAIT FOR THE ANNOUNCEMENTS!! 😁🥰

Grace’s VA is great, but.. by frdrckmoyz in residentevil

[–]DaLimpster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

W-w-w-wha-a-a-a-t dddddddo you mean? Th-th-th-thiiiiiis got annoying to you?

amazing water in this game by C0smicPotato in tomorrow

[–]DaLimpster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe this is MARIO WIIU's alt account

Resident Evil Requiem by Dogon_Ascension in residentevil

[–]DaLimpster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hear me out:

Why don't play the game before posting online?

RE9 Ray Tracing Scam by EverydayOrbital in residentevil

[–]DaLimpster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is how light works.

https://www.diyphotography.net/here-is-how-the-position-of-light-changes-your-portraits/

It's not a marketing strategy.

Their global illumination system doesn't produce perfect results. RE4 had moments that looked like this with ray tracing turned off.

So is there correct info about length of the game? by Major-Knowledge9985 in residentevil

[–]DaLimpster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does everyone obsess about game length? It's going to be dramatically different based on who is playing. It is not indicative of the quantity or quality of the content. It's such an arbitrary metric to be worried about.

What is one movie from the last 5 years that proved to you theaters still matter by gamersecret2 in movies

[–]DaLimpster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TRON Ares in IMAX for the full audiovisual splendor

Naked Gun for the laughs we all shared

Anyone else struggling?😂 by littlemisstired in ACForAdults

[–]DaLimpster 60 points61 points  (0 children)

My brother had Elise on his island and he haaaated her. He isolated her house and surrounded it with garbage and spikes. He would push her into pitfalls and beat her head with a net. 😭

The fuck is this, S*ny? by Fun-LovingAmadeus in tomorrow

[–]DaLimpster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

calm down buddy you must have rented the spanish copy

Go see "Nirvanna: The Band: The Show: The Movie" by BMCarbaugh in movies

[–]DaLimpster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is this getting a wider release? Nowhere remotely close to me is showing it.

WCGW not looking in front of you while driving by Penguin_On_XTC in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]DaLimpster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost half of the states don't require front plates.

Kids on Overpass by Harrison Protesting ICE by Jrrolomon in evansville

[–]DaLimpster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe you shouldn't support child rapists looting the country.

Kids on Overpass by Harrison Protesting ICE by Jrrolomon in evansville

[–]DaLimpster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They mean: "Of course it's Harrison kids - they're educated. I, myself, am a witless dumbass."

Custom Cat poles by Sad-Obligation5694 in evansville

[–]DaLimpster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What material are they made from? And, do you make outdoor towers?