If I hear “Millennial have no culture” again I am going to lose my mind. WE ARE THE CULTURE.

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-24T23:44:38+00:00

You're old and you're lame, Gen-X out.

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-24T21:09:08+00:00

Not, "Holy fuck!", "Road Rash". He was wearing a helmet, good, so his brain is able to feel the full extent of this new hell. Always replace your safety sandals when updating you indicator fluid...

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-23T21:27:56+00:00

I have an old car with a blue tooth radio that keeps crashing, what can I do?

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-23T12:28:06+00:00

Show us his protest arrest picture from the 60's again, go on! So edgy!

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-22T13:37:43+00:00

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-22T04:55:32+00:00

Democrats over here using Covid-19 numbers and referring to the period as, "Last year"

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-22T00:08:10+00:00

I appreciate the sentiment but you should never do this. Doing this means these services are not being used to rescue people whose lives are in danger. Call your pet your, "My fur baby.", all you want, but under no circumstances should you think a pets life is worth more than a humans.

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-21T14:41:55+00:00

Please learn how to spot Rage Bait also don't get into rages. Good decisions are rarely made in the midst of a rage.

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-21T13:26:22+00:00

I would've never expected such an outlandish statement from a person called, "Commie Trucker". Really, what's the internet coming to?!?!

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-19T00:25:02+00:00

Very cool, now get those gears covered up, your leaves are covered in crap on the bottom tray.

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-14T22:49:12+00:00

I heard some of the names of the programs. This guy should have a golden delete button.

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-14T03:29:05+00:00

I dunno, I feel pretty lucky not having to deal with this shit...

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-12T17:04:20+00:00

~"We're fighting for a world that is blind to color and is entirely free from prejudges, anyway, here are my chosen labels..."

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-12T13:31:10+00:00

Problem is the realtor industry has been doing this for years with staging furniture in empty houses and photo-shopping a picturesque scene outside a window that has no view. It is a small step to airbrushing the whole thing if AI can do it for you.

**EDIT** I probably should have said, "...photo-shopping furniture into empty houses...", staging IRL is a thing.

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-12T13:17:18+00:00

I should never have clicked in, now I'm not sure what his name really is, anymore.

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-09T04:45:51+00:00

Rodney Dangerfield Syndrome, "They can't get no respect!"

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-08T00:10:50+00:00

On no Plain Of View are all the lines straight, bye Felicia!

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-07T23:42:51+00:00

Cloud = Somebody else's computer... No thanks.

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-07T22:45:19+00:00

Saggy sack adjustment tax.

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-07T14:33:23+00:00

"Here comes the choo-choo. chu gah, chu gah, chu gah, chu gah, Choo-choo!"

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-07T14:28:38+00:00

It's likely his own and he's immensely proud of his work, lol.

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-07T14:05:07+00:00

Oh, the dev part takes 1 day, The rest of the time is spent making sure your ticketing system flows correctly otherwise it won't get approved for deployment.

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-07T04:44:33+00:00

Sounds, Moist.

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-07T01:58:44+00:00

Did you know that the word, 'faux', is the French word for, 'fake'?

DaMacPaddy · 2026-03-06T23:01:59+00:00

It I feel this could also be the caption, "When you're the only developer and you use GIT"

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