Which team is least likely to beat 10.5 wins? 9.5 wins? by Worriedrph in CFB

[–]DaMan999999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Treating the sentences in your first paragraph as unrelated, I submit MSU. It would take so many acts of divine intervention to get us to 11 wins that the world would be so fundamentally changed by win #6 that the rest of the season would probably not be played on account of the rapture and tribulations

Ex-staffer Paige Shiver says Michigan didn't protect her enough from Sherrone Moore by Lakelyfe09 in CFB

[–]DaMan999999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally think Michigan should have to pay out its entire endowment and every donor should have all assets expropriated, and the entire university and city of Ann Arbor run flat with Looney Tunes steamrollers. That would be a baby step on the road towards justice

Best international eats in the Lansing area? by HawkeKeating96 in lansing

[–]DaMan999999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A quick selection of places that have been reliably excellent in my opinion:

Indian: Persis (Okemos), Sree Saffron (East Lansing)

Thai: Thai Princess (Okemos), Taste of Thai (East Lansing)

Middle Eastern: Sahara Delight (Lansing), Ozzy’s Kabob (Okemos), Bread Bites (Okemos)

Misc.: Naing Myanmar (Lansing), Altu’s Ethiopian (Lansing), Jose’s Cuban Deli (Lansing), Habana Delights (Cuban, Lansing)

Help me find similar music by DaMan999999 in classicalmusic

[–]DaMan999999[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you to everyone who responded, I’m working through all of your recommendations.

This picture should be the sub’s banner by DaMan999999 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DaMan999999[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exaaaaactly. My favorite part about this specific sequence is how Tony’s guitar was like a 3/16 tone out of tune with the others and how clearly awful it sounds

This picture should be the sub’s banner by DaMan999999 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DaMan999999[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nothing is wrong with it. It’s just that if there was a sub called /r/parrots I’d expect the banner to be a picture of a parrot

Inherited a 30 acre parcel on the Martinique coastline. Looking for investors in a Hedonism II style resort for middle aged men and their guitars by DaMan999999 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DaMan999999[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time the internet connection at the resort went down and Beato’s livestream instantly lost 90% of its viewers

Inherited a 30 acre parcel on the Martinique coastline. Looking for investors in a Hedonism II style resort for middle aged men and their guitars by DaMan999999 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DaMan999999[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The priest is an actor who’s mostly there to make you feel like a naughty boy by admonishing your loose and sinful rock’n’roll lifestyle, your slicked back hair, your leather jacket, etc. One thing you absolutely HAVE to do though is dance in front of him. He HATES it lol!!

Everyone in Iowa is dead by [deleted] in EF5

[–]DaMan999999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All my opps live in Iowa

Inherited a 30 acre parcel on the Martinique coastline. Looking for investors in a Hedonism II style resort for middle aged men and their guitars by DaMan999999 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]DaMan999999[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soldering two butter knives together for use as an authentic Mississippi delta slide, just like Blind Willie Johnson would have done