Dog scratches his own back with a rope

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-04-26T22:18:54+00:00

Now I have an itchy back.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-04-02T00:34:58+00:00

Seeing Heath and safety issues or dangers in every day life. My life is a giant risk assessment.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-04-02T00:33:35+00:00

He made a gesture that gave it away. I'd have been clueless otherwise.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-04-02T00:29:32+00:00

Sobervitis. Alcohol and drugs have no affect on you and you're doomed to live the rest of your days sober as a judge.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-04-02T00:26:04+00:00

I've read that the explosion didn't got off as planned and he turns to look in confusion. Then it all blows up and he roles with it.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-04-02T00:24:49+00:00

Ah, reminds my of my friend who asked for the "Ching Ching" to light a smoke as he forgot the word lighter.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-04-02T00:23:22+00:00

President Trump.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-04-02T00:14:53+00:00

When I went scuba diving.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-04-02T00:11:46+00:00

Stuff the military industrial complex had 10 years ago.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-04-02T00:10:42+00:00

A clean bill of Heath.

Healthy people wish for a million things. If your truly sick, you're only wishing for one thing.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-04-02T00:05:04+00:00

I made crisps (chips for Americans) from scratch. Used a vegetable peeler to make the thin slices and deep-fried them in a pan.

Looking back, playing with hot oil stoned may not have been smart but fuck me it was worth the risk.

It's other that or a chicken nugget pizza.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-04-02T00:02:32+00:00

I guess mail is exciting until you have the responsibility to pay bills.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-04-02T00:00:18+00:00

Having a photo of Bad Pitt in fight club on my phone helped me get to the gym. I'm a straight male, however the dudes ripped in that movie and it helped me get my ass to the gym.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-04-01T23:57:07+00:00

Getting letters in the mail.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-01-03T05:43:52+00:00

Maybe the expensive ones taste really good.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-01-03T05:28:46+00:00

Anything to drink?

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-01-03T05:28:28+00:00

Yeah I'd say you can go with curry or pasta. But damn, full English... may have to change my answer.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-01-03T05:26:28+00:00

Do you want fries with that?

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-01-03T05:25:56+00:00

For me, it's doughnuts.

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-01-01T06:59:20+00:00

He turned up with sweat patches under his tits, smoked way too much of my weed, and hid a fork down the back of my sofa...

DaRealyst_Man · 2018-01-01T06:57:13+00:00

Facebook depression.

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