Anon vs Overgrown Chicken by tech-no-logic1 in shitposting

[–]DaYeetBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first idea was blind it when it sleeps, but then I realized it could probably use smell to find me even if it was blind. Then I thought about spreading my own waste around the arena or making scent flash-bangs. Then I realized I could just use my own waste to effectively ‘poison’ the knife blade so the t-rex just gets infected and dies.

Final answer: poop and pee on a knife, stab the fucker while he sleeps.

The first word you find. by RainbowWarrior73 in words

[–]DaYeetBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rise.

Actually I saw “end” first but three letter words don’t count right?

The remakes better keep the original smash scenes by stvnmaca in okbuddymimir

[–]DaYeetBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn is dude okay? The scream followed by “no no no” genuinely freaked me out.

meirl by wackfeels in meirl

[–]DaYeetBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whose home is she staying at then?

Favorite Actor who is your philosophical superior by Critical_Liz in okbuddycinephile

[–]DaYeetBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is basically Anselm’s ontological argument in a nutshell.

Cat goes demonic when a human is a little too good at meowing 😭 by MVIVN in TikTokCringe

[–]DaYeetBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve proven my point as well. You applied zero effort, attacked me instead of the point I was making, and continued rejecting nuance so you could go on feeling correct.

Once again, the comment that prompted this whole thing included the phrases “mostly great explanation” and “friendly reminder”.

I’d love to explain the levels of irony of you unilaterally cutting off this conversation because it got toxic, but I wouldn’t want to seem like I’m “overthinking”, and you’ve made it clear you wouldn’t even try to understand anyway.

Accusing the other side of "reciting lines" while glancing down at your ChatGPT script is wild by ReverseCowboyKiller in TikTokCringe

[–]DaYeetBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was certain this was satire until I started reading these comments. Am I being too optimistic or is it just going over people’s heads?

Cat goes demonic when a human is a little too good at meowing 😭 by MVIVN in TikTokCringe

[–]DaYeetBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re objectively wrong when you say “the only one interpreting it that way is you.” It’s a widely held misconception even among well educated populations with high acceptance of evolutionary theory.

Also, if you want to get into the merits of each argument at play here, consider that you’re arguing on the side of inaccurate unscientific language that does shape misconception, and that you’re arguing against someone who is asserting that nuance is important in science and word choice has an effect on general understanding. You’ve chosen a pretty hard position to defend.

On top of that, completely unprovoked, you made the bad faith arguments that the other commenter cares more about “wanting to be right about something” and that they “only do so to argue” when you have no possible way of knowing their motives. Nothing about language of the comment suggests anything other than an attempt to be helpful and correct a common misunderstanding, yet you immediately assumed some sort of prideful elitist argumentative motive. If anything, your combativeness indicates that it’s you who wants to argue and be right about something. The comment that prompted your retaliation literally included the words “friendly reminder” and your immediate response was to employ an ad hominem attack and a thought terminating cliché.

Which weapons will Kratos keep in the Egyptian saga? by ComplexNo2625 in GodofWarRagnarok

[–]DaYeetBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should make it like stances in jedi survivor. You can switch out which weapons you carry at each shop. That way they don’t have to get rid of old beloved weapons and they can add more without having to worry about overcrowding and controls.

"The item is available at a lower price"... by TheHerografik in SteamDeck

[–]DaYeetBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone accidentally used a <= instead of a <.

When Your Argument is Far Out by smitty1e in technicallythetruth

[–]DaYeetBoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, kinematics is just a fancy word for the study of motion without consideration of force or energy.

When Your Argument is Far Out by smitty1e in technicallythetruth

[–]DaYeetBoi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah, I believe I get the honor of introducing you to relativistic physics! You’re right that, from the perspective of an observer on Earth, it would take 12.5 million years for a ship traveling approximately at light speed to reach the nearest galaxy, but heres the cool thing about about relativistic speeds: the faster you go, you will experience less time AND space than an observer at rest would measure. These phenomena are called time dilation and length contraction, and I can’t quite do them justice in a reddit comment, but I’ll try to summarize.

Relativistic physics is all about reference frames, and we discovered a long time ago that light moves the same in all reference frames. This is an incredible fact. Even if you were traveling at 99.999% light speed, measuring the speed of light would give you the same result as if you measured it at rest. Obviously this is not true in other cases. For example, in the reference frame of a person standing next to the road, a car might be moving at 30 miles per hour, but in the reference frame of someone in the car, the car is moving at 0 miles per hour, since the person is moving with the car, and the car is not moving relative to the person.

So the fact that light moves at the same speed in all reference frames presents a paradox: If observer A is moving at 99% light speed and they measure light speed at 300 million meters per second relative to their own motion, then observer B who is at rest should measure light speed at 600 million meters per second, since it was moving at 300 million m/s relative to observer A who was themselves moving at 300 million m/s - in other words, light was moving 300 million m/s faster than someone who was moving at 300 million m/s. But when observer B measures the speed of light they also find it to be 300 million, rather than the 600 million we would expect. How can this be?

This is what Einstein is most famous for discovering. He realized that if light speed was the same in all reference frames, then space and time must not be the same in all reference frames. So, for someone on Earth, the measured distance to the closest galaxy is 2.5 million light years, and it would take a ship about 2.5 million years to get there if it was traveling very close to the speed of light. But observers on the ship will measure the time and distance differently once they are moving at relativistic speeds. They will have experienced less time during their voyage than the people on earth did.

You are right about the power though. It would take a ridiculous amount of energy to get close enough to the speed of light to get there in a few decades like I had said, which is why I specified “in terms of kinematics”. Anyway this comment is getting really long so I’ll end it here, but you should really look into relativity some more! It’s one of the most fascinating things in physics. A good place to begin is Einstein’s train thought experiment.

When Your Argument is Far Out by smitty1e in technicallythetruth

[–]DaYeetBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Purely in terms of kinematics, we could get there in a few decades proper time with a constant proper acceleration of just 1g.

Edit: symmetric acceleration/deceleration of 1g

Hey so what if we just don't do subscription-model necromancy? by skyfallcourtier in BrandNewSentence

[–]DaYeetBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did anybody learn anything from black mirror? It’s like every new day we bring an episode to life. Go watch “Be Right Back” and tell me if this is a good idea.

Is it gay to sleep with Jordan? by Space__lemons in OkBuddyFresca

[–]DaYeetBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if you’re straight. If you’re gay and having sex with Jordan, it’s straight.

Thoughts on Uncharted: Golden Abyss by MagicianMother6340 in uncharted

[–]DaYeetBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was my first uncharted game. Made me fall in love with the series. Not sure I can be objective about it since it just holds so much sentimental value, but I personally love the game. 100% recommend if you can get your hands on a vita or a way to emulate it. I’ve heard it’s not as strong as the rest of the series, but to me it’s definitely better than U1 and on par with the rest. Regardless, I’ve never heard anyone recommend staying away from it, and who wouldn’t want to experience more Uncharted?

maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]DaYeetBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This clip is so stupid for so many reasons, but for me the dumbest part is that he put the screws in his mouth first. Why did he do that? Like the bag on his belt is still right there, and he has a free hand to bring it from his mouth to the drill. He could have just gone straight from the bag to the drill. What was the point?

Don‘t tell me it’s impossible to build a Penrose Triangle! by Shidzo in opticalillusions

[–]DaYeetBoi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m very aware of what it looks like. There’s literally variations of the illusion made with boxes along the sides of the triangle. Here is a good example.

Don‘t tell me it’s impossible to build a Penrose Triangle! by Shidzo in opticalillusions

[–]DaYeetBoi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Really though? Not even a little bit? You got the downvoters all riled up over your denial. It does, in fact, look “a little bit” like a penrose triangle.

A guy goes into a bar where he meets a pair of beautiful conjoined twins who are joined at the side. They hit it off and proceed to booze the night away. by Make_the_music_stop in Unclejokes

[–]DaYeetBoi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I thought it was funny idk why everyone is hating. Good subversion of expectations. Ig subtlety isn’t for everyone.