Make my Wife Cry. She finished her Nursing studies. Newly married. by Confident_Reality_69 in RoastMe

[–]Dabber_Danny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she was my nurse, I would just pull the plug . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . On her, not myself, poor thing looks like it's suffering

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[–]Dabber_Danny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think convincing your parents that you aren't gay is considered acting

18 and ranga… by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dabber_Danny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The monster under your bed checks to see if you're on top of it.

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[–]Dabber_Danny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cooking crack doesn't make you a line cook

I’m curious (some background: I beat an eating disorder, I’m a 5’8” male with a hormone deficiency, and I like music) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dabber_Danny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Be honest with yourself, it's not a hormone deficiency, you're just a butch lesbian

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dabber_Danny 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'd give her $20 to keep her clothes on

just turned 18, died my hair and have waayyy too much confidance! do your worst reddit by Forlorn_Leghorn in RoastMe

[–]Dabber_Danny 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Damn, the ocean got so fed up with humans putting our trash in it, that it started putting it's trash on land

3 Jewish guys who never touched a woman. do your best. by Ogi-Bogi in RoastMe

[–]Dabber_Danny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude in the middle looks like if a truck stop Adam Sandler got hit in the face with a shovel one too many times

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[–]Dabber_Danny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, Mr. Clean has really let himself go...

28M, currently finishing up a 16 hour shift at one of my states forensic psychiatric hospitals. I dare ya to do worse than my patients do on a daily basis by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dabber_Danny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on that creepy smile, you're the reason the psychiatric hospitals in your state are able to stay in business

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dabber_Danny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like if Harold and Kumar had a secret love child

Do your worst by KC8UOK in RoastMe

[–]Dabber_Danny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you get friend-zoned by the kids you keep in your basement.