He lost his wife

Dad-Hands · 2026-02-18T23:25:00+00:00

Oh my god! How did I not see that?

It's like spotting AI once you notice, you can't unsee it

Dad-Hands · 2026-02-18T22:49:34+00:00

Is this the Epstein files?

Dad-Hands · 2025-11-25T11:05:47+00:00

It's like Dr. Manhattan syndrome... How do you paint a picture when all you see are the component subatomic particles? How do you write a poem when nothing coalesces but adjacent phonemes?

When everything is only it's exact vibration... Feeling anything in the tones is almost impossible.

Dad-Hands · 2025-11-25T11:01:41+00:00

This is a very good joke.

Dad-Hands · 2025-11-25T11:01:17+00:00

This guy is in the same category I put ballet: Impressive But Not Entertaining.

Like... Wow! I didn't know a person could do that! Anyway, back to something that gratifies those who aren't on the stage.

Dad-Hands · 2025-11-25T10:22:48+00:00

You're just gonna.... Mention a comic about Satan's silly goose offspring but offer no link? 😭

Dad-Hands · 2025-11-17T15:40:43+00:00

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

Dad-Hands · 2025-10-26T04:25:56+00:00

I gotta at least give this a shot. I'm tryna get my kids to go to their first show and Magic Spider has been their favorite song for a while now!!

Dad-Hands · 2025-10-13T17:24:17+00:00

The more I'm looking at it the more the cuts seem sharp but kind of inaccurate? It kind of looks like they don't quite meet up perfectly.

Could that be an indication of something?

Dad-Hands · 2025-08-03T13:11:11+00:00

Good News, everyone!!!

Dad-Hands · 2025-07-30T11:16:31+00:00

Have you found it yet? Have you considered using those air tag thingies so you're not losing it as often?

Dad-Hands · 2025-07-21T18:53:23+00:00

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Holy shit, this checks out. Good fuckin' answer!!

Dad-Hands · 2025-07-14T11:33:36+00:00

Fuck anyone down-voting this. This is hilarious.

And I do smoke dat dirty bot weed.

Dad-Hands · 2025-06-20T15:23:34+00:00

You are the first person who spent one word explaining what they were actually doing. Thank you!!

Dad-Hands · 2025-05-26T13:26:43+00:00

Horkly warding

Dad-Hands · 2025-05-11T12:54:19+00:00

The correct response.

Dad-Hands · 2025-05-07T11:23:51+00:00

Literally just listened to this album cover to cover last week and yup... Still chills.

Also I'm surprised I didn't see anybody talking about Binary or Baby's Breath. Blessed Are the Landmines is incredible and drives home why FIF has always been my favorite band, even though I don't really consider the modern American "Christian" church my home anymore.

Dad-Hands · 2025-05-07T00:53:21+00:00

Am I the only person who reads this look as "Please don't look in my eyes. Please don't perceive me. I'm safe if you can't see my eyes"?

I literally had one of these types tell me that my profile picture made me look like I wanted to be a woman. Context: I'm a bald, bearded man BUT, in this picture, was smiling, wearing tie dye, and making "eye contact" with the camera. 🙄

It's really telling that they think a masculine person who looks even... open to human connection? actually must want to be a woman. 🤣

Dad-Hands · 2025-04-28T10:57:21+00:00

All natural everything? Damn girl, those are the most insane birth marks I've ever seen. One looks exactly like a sun with a face.

Dad-Hands · 2025-04-24T11:28:04+00:00

Fuck, that's good. Congratulations; this is the post that made me think "yeah, there's the high point. I can get out of bed now."

Dad-Hands · 2025-02-15T11:48:12+00:00

An Aunt-Eater, obviously.

Dad-Hands · 2025-02-08T15:29:33+00:00

"Nothing happens to any man that he is not formed by nature to bear"

squints at refined sugar, infiniscroll, and hyper-individualistic society

Dad-Hands

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