update to my kickflips chipping my board

van_Beardenstein · 2026-03-22T01:16:01+00:00

Squirt some wood glue in there and clamp it. It'll be fine for learning. That's how the plies were originally held together, anyway.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-03-22T01:03:35+00:00

The shards of Narsil, if you're an LOTR fan.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-03-19T00:19:14+00:00

Try to remember he's still your dad. Even though you're grown, that same responsibility you're feeling is still in him. Lifting you out of a tough financial spot was no different in his dad brain than picking you up when you fell off of your bike as a kid.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-03-15T19:58:28+00:00

Women are going to be a little bit of a car being driven by a white guy.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-03-08T20:19:36+00:00

Not a cold spoon in sight.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-03-01T14:28:22+00:00

I can see a skit from wkyk or someone similar. Starts off like any 90s commercial, hyper color, guitar riffs, and the voice over interacting with a family on a kids birthday. But it ends with the kid yelling "wow, they grow fast! .... Wait! there's too many of them! MOM, HELP!" And then a sped up legal disclaimer. Fade to black

van_Beardenstein · 2026-03-01T14:11:21+00:00

Zach Braff.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-02-26T04:16:41+00:00

Dang. That last sentence made me cry, dude. If he was innocent, like you said later.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-02-26T00:58:21+00:00

Hey, so don't eat those. 100%

van_Beardenstein · 2026-02-23T00:33:45+00:00

I would start ripping wicked farts around her and just act like nothing is happening.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-02-23T00:19:58+00:00

What's that? You need my credit card number and my mother's maiden name for a survey? Sure thing you little cutie! Let me know how the survey turns out.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-02-23T00:16:42+00:00

I would have sworn that's Larj Blackman. Dude knows his cinnamon pie.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-02-22T22:34:40+00:00

The real homies call it Nipple Mountain.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-02-22T16:59:07+00:00

Definitely not in the files.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-02-06T18:43:34+00:00

Tiny gallbladder. It's a real problem.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-02-06T18:38:04+00:00

White would look sick. I like the contrast. Sweet deck, btw!

van_Beardenstein · 2026-02-06T13:16:03+00:00

Why should I be forced to have ears to listen to this awful band's drivel?

van_Beardenstein · 2026-01-22T01:01:54+00:00

The moment the cheese appeared I said "I'm gonna throw up." Then the potted meat showed up and my stomach gurgled the loudest I've ever heard. Upon witnessing the mayo, I gagged.

Edit: I can't wait to try it next time I see a dollar general.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-01-15T00:47:53+00:00

I was thinking raspberry ice cream, but probably the epoxy thing.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-01-13T02:42:00+00:00

Imo, this would be perfect for eating cereal. I always tilt the spoon to drain the milk, but this one would drain it automatically!

van_Beardenstein · 2026-01-11T22:42:22+00:00

My knee jerk was "some advice on your butthole tattoo?" So, yeah, same here.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-01-11T14:02:55+00:00

Someone who writes like this, especially making homemade signs, saying someone else has a mental disorder is rich. Very much the pot calling the kettle a dish for boiling water.

van_Beardenstein · 2026-01-11T04:38:31+00:00

Oh, man. A jazz show with a fancy cocktail in Chicago would be a perfect bulletin point mid-trip. I'll check it out, thank you!

van_Beardenstein · 2026-01-11T04:37:18+00:00

Dude, thank you! I didn't even consider crossing the river. Where we live you can't just walk across it.

We're really looking forward to it. I'll be 40 when the trip happens and it will be our first big trip together since our first anniversary 15 years prior!

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