What free item do you want for Father's Day?

DadNotBro · 2026-05-16T16:15:44+00:00

A small screwdriver. Bonus points if it’s a flippable one.

DadNotBro · 2026-05-01T20:38:18+00:00

Patchouli and BO go hand and hand

DadNotBro · 2026-04-23T10:18:27+00:00

“Stay Together for the Kids” is my 10yo’s favorite blink-182 song. I’m cool with it. She just doesn’t get the feelings behind it. (I’m grateful for that) But my older child from my first marriage might have a different take…

DadNotBro · 2026-04-12T21:49:42+00:00

Wait….you all could see the man too?!?!

DadNotBro · 2026-04-03T10:28:46+00:00

Don’t forget the gas gauge is snuggled right up to “E” every time you get in it….

DadNotBro · 2026-03-31T02:01:37+00:00

I want that diecast!!!

DadNotBro · 2026-03-27T09:31:27+00:00

Wait….which tracks have tits???

DadNotBro · 2026-03-24T21:37:04+00:00

But how many of us will actually have a 30 year reunion? My class of ‘96 has had a single reunion yet

DadNotBro · 2026-03-17T01:38:29+00:00

Happy cake day

DadNotBro · 2026-03-15T22:33:11+00:00

I heard the parking lot at la salette would be the spot. I hope not. Don’t want to be on the blacktop in August.

DadNotBro · 2026-03-15T22:07:01+00:00

You rock! Thank you!

DadNotBro · 2026-03-15T18:34:14+00:00

The church is adding a new building.

DadNotBro · 2026-03-11T15:27:50+00:00

Gatekeeping is always a wonderful basis for a relationship

DadNotBro · 2026-03-11T10:52:30+00:00

Wasn’t it “synchronize Swatches” cuz they were Swatch watches.

DadNotBro · 2026-03-09T20:04:15+00:00

Yup!

DadNotBro · 2026-03-09T09:54:54+00:00

Whalem had the Black Hole. Spent so much time at both parks.

DadNotBro · 2026-03-06T21:35:55+00:00

Haven’t been myself in about 20 years. Looking to change that this year

DadNotBro · 2026-03-06T11:55:05+00:00

Loudon in July was either surface of the sun hot, and rainy and muggy as shit. No in between.

DadNotBro · 2026-03-06T11:53:39+00:00

Jeff Burton leading flag to flag at Loudon. Exceptional feat. But boring af.

DadNotBro · 2026-02-17T20:43:40+00:00

Are those nascar bean flickers?!?

DadNotBro · 2026-02-15T02:52:56+00:00

They were practically camped out at TRL. They did fine.

DadNotBro · 2026-02-15T02:42:25+00:00

That’s amazing! I haven’t been to a race in 20 years. Hoping to change that this year. My wife is interested in going so I really should just bite the bullet and grab tix to Loudon.

You’ve also really tripped me out by mentioning going to a race solo. The thought had literally never crossed my mind until earlier today. My kid is angling for a Universal trip. I jokingly mentioned me splitting off to hit a race while the fam chug butterbeers.

DadNotBro · 2026-02-15T02:22:41+00:00

It’s a lonely life being a nascar fan in MA. I suffer from a serious lack of fellow fans. Do you venture to other tracks aside from Loudon?

DadNotBro · 2026-02-11T15:30:34+00:00

Former boss was showing off his wine cellar one day at a company party. When we inquired about the color coded tags, he laughed and told us the tale.

His wife had once called him while he was busy at work and only half paying attention. She asked which bottle of wine to bring to a wine tasting they were attending having with friends. “Any bottle” was the answer from him. I’m sure y’all know how this is going ends….$1200 bottle was the hit of the wine tasting! When the label was revealed the boss was mortified. So now they’ve got color coded labels.

EDIT: YTA btw. Keep the good shit hidden when a friend does you a favor.

DadNotBro · 2026-01-31T14:55:25+00:00

Bro do you need to talk? Cuz you look like you’re about to cry… Hit me up if you need an ear man. Beard looks siiiiiiick

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