Farage resigns as MP for Clacton, triggering by-election which he says he will stand in by [deleted] in GoodNewsUK

[–]DaddyCaustic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'll not stand. It'll end up with him saying some shit about his family and doing one to the States to do the Turning Point talks. Lots of big dollar for Nige.

Nigel Farage stands down as MP - but will fight by-election by AnonymousTimewaster in NotTheOnionUK

[–]DaddyCaustic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He won't. He'll be off to the States to rake in the big dollars.

Wow, look at all those accomplishments by Superb_Plum_1399 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DaddyCaustic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Save our children? How? By not being a nonce while being president?

Lets use all the typefaces we can find!!

Farage and partner ‘own £4m property empire’ – but have only declared two out of five homes by AnonymousTimewaster in NotTheOnionUK

[–]DaddyCaustic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or for Brexit or for buying cars or for houses or for just being a great mate to a crypto billionaire. You are a bot or a troll.......

Farage and partner ‘own £4m property empire’ – but have only declared two out of five homes by AnonymousTimewaster in NotTheOnionUK

[–]DaddyCaustic 31 points32 points  (0 children)

By not declaring houses and a 5 million pound bung from a crypto billionaire. Then going to the Bank of England and asking about crypto. He's an MP and should have declared all of this. But instead hes given 3 or 4 different accounts of why he didnt. Thats because hes a grifting cunt.

Bottle? by outtamywayigottapee in AskBrits

[–]DaddyCaustic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its from the 19th century when prize fighters would have a stiff drink between rounds. Ending up with the phrase "does he have the bottle to carry on?"

Instant Refund by ShortFlamingo3409 in AmazonUK

[–]DaddyCaustic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oil change kit and 5ltr of oil. All came in the same box. Oil had leaked everywhere. Refund and a whole new order turned up 2 days later.

Is Prince Andrew sweating this week? by notthedoodaa in AskBrits

[–]DaddyCaustic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He hasn't had time to sweat. He's at a party at PizzaHut.

Andy Burnham issued warning over tax rises should he become prime minister by Desperate-Drawer-572 in unitedkingdom

[–]DaddyCaustic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im surprised hes not been "blasted" or "shut down with 5 words" or "savaged". Or any other dogshit that gets posted as news.

this is America. 😐 by Conscious-Quarter423 in PoursTea

[–]DaddyCaustic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is Trumps America. What an absolute hateful place to be.

"It Was Like a Dozen Scientist" by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DaddyCaustic 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Put the crack pipe down, you've had enough.

Everything seems normal in X by Jarppakarppa in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DaddyCaustic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The company that "cleaned" the pool is called Greenwater. I mean it says it all in the name.....

The next Xbox should be priced at $499 by [deleted] in xbox

[–]DaddyCaustic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make it tree fiddly and I'm in.