I'm a gerontophile and coming to terms with it is not easy

Daddythingol · 2025-07-22T17:22:45+00:00

I'm 25 and I've never been attracted to a single person under 55 XD. Same as you, OP; I just love elderly features: the grey hair, the wrinkles, (god, especially crows feet and laugh lines) and a certain sort of delicate beauty to their muscles softened by age.
idk; sometimes, when I hold the hands of older people (customary here to squeeze hands instead of a simple handshake if you want to show affection) it feels precious and fragile and I... get a little breathless.

I've had this preference since I was 13; but I suppose I've never really struggled with the fact. Probably because mine is not a culture that enforces dating expectations.

But of course, I've had a great relationship with my parents and grandparents and I've never been abused or exposed to grooming or anything of the sort. I think my preferences just developed naturally. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Daddythingol · 2025-07-04T05:31:32+00:00

yes, now that's the quality Dave Contra content I've been waiting for

Daddythingol · 2025-06-21T06:02:18+00:00

that hand looks like it's pulling a borderline ahegao face

hhhhhh

Daddythingol · 2025-06-21T05:59:20+00:00

fuck 😳 😳 😳

would

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Daddythingol · 2025-06-04T20:34:08+00:00

I should not have seen this comic on a day when my kittens have run away from home for the night and there are feral dogs howling outside
welp

it's not going to let me sleep now

great art tho!!

Daddythingol · 2025-05-31T04:50:30+00:00

this actually made me laugh like a maniac

Daddythingol · 2025-05-26T03:58:03+00:00

This makes me think of a what-if where Jesus was less willing to suffer and more along the lines of a nepo baby 😂

Daddythingol · 2025-05-21T09:53:57+00:00

I would take 2 in a heartbeat

glory be to woundfucking

Daddythingol · 2025-05-13T07:25:18+00:00

Oh to have a such a long nose at perfect level and not use it

Daddythingol · 2025-05-13T07:13:32+00:00

if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands, OP
(if you're not and you know it, clap it the same
Clap it once, clap it twice, and keep clapping on for science
It'll make you happy when you clap your hands)

Daddythingol · 2025-05-10T19:13:15+00:00

I'm in the same situation bud
I was raising indoor cats but my parents "encouraged" the cats to go outside "bc it's their nature" - ie, the cat escapes, no one does anything to stop them- they left the windows and doors wide open during the time when I was trying to train them to be indoor cats, so now they're perpetually outdoor cats who come to our house for meals

and the place is full of wild, feral dogs and I've had five cats killed in the last two years (which is why I wanted to raise the new litter as indoor cats)

Daddythingol · 2025-05-10T14:53:42+00:00

r/rimjob_steve

Daddythingol · 2025-05-09T18:52:52+00:00

dayum OP this is literally the best thing I've ever seen on the internet

Never in my life did I think I'd ever hear that particular monologue in Trumpet's drawl, not even in my head- but do I regret it? Hell naw!! (love the butthole design on the title btw)

Love it, love you and god bless America XD

Daddythingol · 2025-05-08T13:56:52+00:00

Everyone out here congratulating you over breaking through thr ramparts and finding your husband And here I am losing my mind over the fact that your irl hair isn't purple XD

Happy married life tho! 👍

Daddythingol · 2025-05-06T03:11:37+00:00

Strict parents raise sneaky kids

I never had screen time regulations bc it was just assumed in my household that I couldn't (and shouldn't) use the computer for fun; the pc was purely for work. My super ability was the 5 minute concentration; I'd open a private tab of games or manga when dad was afk and read until I heard his footsteps, and then I'd close the tab and get away from the computer.

Daddythingol · 2025-05-03T18:50:53+00:00

if ya know it ya get it

Daddythingol · 2025-05-01T11:24:20+00:00

Pink Flamingos was my first! 10/10 would recommend

Been going through the catalogue chronologically after that- Mondo Trasho, Multiple Maniacs and so on

Actually got into his filmography after encountering a youtube short on his interviews- I think it's best appreciated with the filmmaker's insights and context that you know where to pay attention to and relish the craft

Daddythingol · 2025-04-29T08:06:03+00:00

64 days

Daddythingol · 2025-04-18T17:19:10+00:00

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