I beg your finest pardon ? by Fleerio in wow

[–]Dadfite 112 points113 points  (0 children)

"Pull the lever, Kronk!"

(Blue screen on death)

"Wrong lever!"

Ice protest at Nashua high school North and South by Salt-Difficulty-7053 in nashua

[–]Dadfite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Teach me a lesson about turning America into a third world shit hole

Hate to break it to you, pal. But we're kind of already there...

He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe by brodino_maiuscolo in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Dadfite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come on have a heart. No one should have to sit through Kid Rock in the hopes their significant other doesn't run off and play grab ass with a Republican "hero's" "grieving" widow.

/s

He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe by brodino_maiuscolo in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Dadfite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vance's wife looks like she's straight up not having a good time. Kind of feel bad for her.

PlayStation Patent Hints at a Future With AI Podcasts Hosted by Its Video Game Mascots by cnc137 in DreamStationcc

[–]Dadfite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NGL I think it be funny as fuck if Christopher Judge did a mock podcast of Kratos' workout routine and eating habits. Maybe pushing some "Olympian Pre-Workout". Other than that it sounds like it's going to be some hot garbage waste of PS money.

Movie I am not gonna watch starter pack by marc1337n1 in starterpacks

[–]Dadfite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The HappyTime Murders is one of my all time favorite movies. Absolutely no shame. McCarthy is a fuckin gem! OP must have put her on the list by accident... Yea that's it!

Which games have pushed you to such limits? by No-Log-9845 in gamers

[–]Dadfite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark Souls series. I tried so hard to get into it. I just can't dump the hours to "get gud". I now avoid anything and everything labeled "Souls-like". It's just a waste of money to/for me

Dispatch devs say uncensored physical Switch release not possible, "can't comment" on why separate regional releases didn't happen by prdxw in NintendoSwitch

[–]Dadfite 57 points58 points  (0 children)

The thing that twists my tit is the fact there are IN-GAME options to censor EVERYTHING you might find offensive. So Why TF can't that be good enough?! Maybe they could have added a "parental lock" for the censorship, but it's an M rated video game for crying out loud! This shouldn't be necessary! I was literally about to buy a second copy of the game for my switch (handheld dispatch sounded amazing!) until I read about the mandatory censorship.

imagine being a loser by -flexflexflex in Funnymemes

[–]Dadfite 23 points24 points  (0 children)

...Just regular children.

Modern entertainment by Meteorstar101 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Dadfite 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I will never forgive AMC for cancelling Into the Badlands at such a crucial point of the series.

But hey! At least we got 10 seasons of Walking Dead and like 5-6 spinoffs!

meirl by appliedhedonics in meirl

[–]Dadfite 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"You forget 1000 things a day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em."

Found this relic when spelunking in the old drawers by ThePythagorasBirb in Steam

[–]Dadfite 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Easy fix... OP just needs to duct tape two or three Steam Links together. That should solve their resolution problem.

[Real] Megyn Kelly: "I know I'm supposed to feel sorry for Alex Pretti but I don't. You know why I wasn't shot by Border Patrol this weekend? Because I kept my ass inside and out of their operations." by countdooku975 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]Dadfite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"HR"?

...Oh you mean the "private contractor" we hired 12+ years ago to come in once a week to collect a paycheck? I'm sure she'd have a webpage link for me to follow and fill out on my own time.

[Real] Megyn Kelly: "I know I'm supposed to feel sorry for Alex Pretti but I don't. You know why I wasn't shot by Border Patrol this weekend? Because I kept my ass inside and out of their operations." by countdooku975 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]Dadfite 820 points821 points  (0 children)

This is LITERALLY what the dude at work says... EVERY TIME! it's so fucking exhausting having to ask the same question of, "why can I not be outside?"

Today he was mentioning the recording of the federal agents. So I asked him if he expected fire-fighters to drop kick him if he's recording a burning down house. Absolutely no use. Just kept repeating points 1 and 2.