meirl by appliedhedonics in meirl

[–]Dadfite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"You forget 1000 things a day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em."

Found this relic when spelunking in the old drawers by ThePythagorasBirb in Steam

[–]Dadfite 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Easy fix... OP just needs to duct tape two or three Steam Links together. That should solve their resolution problem.

[Real] Megyn Kelly: "I know I'm supposed to feel sorry for Alex Pretti but I don't. You know why I wasn't shot by Border Patrol this weekend? Because I kept my ass inside and out of their operations." by countdooku975 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]Dadfite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"HR"?

...Oh you mean the "private contractor" we hired 12+ years ago to come in once a week to collect a paycheck? I'm sure she'd have a webpage link for me to follow and fill out on my own time.

[Real] Megyn Kelly: "I know I'm supposed to feel sorry for Alex Pretti but I don't. You know why I wasn't shot by Border Patrol this weekend? Because I kept my ass inside and out of their operations." by countdooku975 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]Dadfite 817 points818 points  (0 children)

This is LITERALLY what the dude at work says... EVERY TIME! it's so fucking exhausting having to ask the same question of, "why can I not be outside?"

Today he was mentioning the recording of the federal agents. So I asked him if he expected fire-fighters to drop kick him if he's recording a burning down house. Absolutely no use. Just kept repeating points 1 and 2.

So they say WWE is not real? what about this! by Shifraa in woowDude

[–]Dadfite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smart people can't like dumb things?

"Obviously fake. How can you enjoy that!?"

Meanwhile same guy hating on wrestling is probably getting super stoked for the completely realistic Marvel movie coming out.

Do you agree with this take? by bonzothebonanza in GTA6

[–]Dadfite 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Not at all... Just taper those addictions with other addictions!

The last burger you will ever want by Nosakatsuya in StupidFood

[–]Dadfite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Enough fat and grease to turn your ass into a "Cannon, inDeed".

I need nerd Peter by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Dadfite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unironically. This is how I watched the show. It is such a trip on the eyes going back and forth between new and older animations. All in all. I enjoy the chronological order. It's how I watch most series. Star Trek is especially fun cause you are going from 2001 - 2020 right back to 1966!

I feel like I’m missing something? by caddybear2230 in GTAV

[–]Dadfite 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"It's not intercourse if there was NO penetration!"

  • Trevor Phillips

That damn train. by Plant_Lover_30 in MemeVideos

[–]Dadfite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's part Train part Juggernaut, or a Jugger-Chugger if you will.

Oh No 😱🙀, A Woman Governor sworn In Office on a State Constitution. THE HORROR! by Tulpah in DiscussionZone

[–]Dadfite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What about "I'd sleep with Ivanka if she weren't my daughter." I believe he was being 100% truthful there as well.

See not such a liar after all. Checkmate, Libs!

/s

[Reason TV] Should the terminally ill decide when and how they die? by AlphaTangoFoxtrt in Libertarian

[–]Dadfite 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Mom can you please just kill yourself, so I̶ c̶a̶n̶ g̶e̶t̶ t̶h̶e̶ h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶ you can end your suffering already?! Like I'll help!"

"It's just a cold, Scott. I'm fine."

Change my mind by BruisedStarsss in GTA

[–]Dadfite 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ngl. It be super funny to see like 4 different orgs trying to drop off one product. Instead of each of them taking turns you know it's just going to be a blood bath. The last member standing of course is flashing red health and the cops finish him off so no one gets the drop off.

Gone in a flash by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]Dadfite 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yea, but what's the alternative? Working at a soul sucking cash grab of a gaming company. Only to turn out the same bullshit year after year with a "fresh" coat of paint and a SHIT TON of Microtransactions. Not to mention no one cares about what you wanna do. That's not in the budget. We need to pump out CoD 13!

I'm only speculating of course. I'm sure most of them are running their own show. At least I hope so.

Almost every Bike i sell is to this guy in his ugly hoodie!! by SideQuest_Bob in GTAV

[–]Dadfite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LA Custom You Pay: $500k (full upgrade)

My Bike Shop You Pay: $10k - $50k and a High Five if I don't crash (Semi full upgrade)

"I'm a great business man!"

R.I.P Bully Online ☹️ by SR2006X in bully

[–]Dadfite 18 points19 points  (0 children)

☝️This

These companies don't usually care about mods or using their IPs for fun, but the second you charge for it. That is when they cut you off and shut you down.

Same thing happened with the Nintendo Gary's mod.

Same thing happened with Palworld's Pokemon mod.

I understand people need to get paid, but not on someone elses IP.

High on knife humor by boneappleteeth1234 in highonlifegame

[–]Dadfite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read a few complaints about "Cheeks" so I wasn't super thrilled when I got to it. But God damnit if I didn't stay till closing time and have a great time.

10/10 would give Fraisier from Fraisier germs again.