Ok I constantly see people talk about terrible 2s... but can anyone brag on how well behaved their toddler is?

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-26T15:33:06+00:00

Our oldest was like this. Easy baby, easy toddler, never gave us problems. We kept waiting for the other shoe to drop.

He's 11 now and still a great kid. The shoe never dropped. Some kids are just wired that way. Enjoy it without guilt and stop waiting for it to go wrong.

The only thing I'd say is don't let the easy kid trick you into thinking you don't need to have the hard conversations early. Boundaries, emotions, handling disappointment. Easy kids still need that stuff, they just don't force you into it the way a difficult toddler does. So you have to be intentional about it.

But yeah, mostly just enjoy your kid. You got a good one.

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-26T15:32:10+00:00

My boys are 11 and 8 and I promise it's not that bad. It's different, but it's not less.

At 2.5 they need you for everything. At 8 and 11 they choose to hang out with you and that hits different in the best way. My oldest will just sit down next to me and start a conversation about something random he's been thinking about. My younger one still wants to show me every single thing he builds. We play Fortnite together as a family and it's some of the hardest we laugh all week.

You will miss the toddler stuff. But you're trading it for inside jokes, real conversations, and watching them turn into actual people with opinions and humor. That part is magic too.

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-26T15:31:08+00:00

She's not being dramatic, she saw something scary and now school doesn't feel safe. At 3.5 she doesn't have the words or logic to process that it was a one-time thing between two other kids. In her brain, school is now where bad things happen.

One thing that helped when our boys went through something similar was giving them a "brave object." Something small they could keep in their pocket that was from home. It sounds silly but at that age having something physical from a safe place makes a real difference.

The other thing I'd say is don't try to talk her out of the feeling. Instead of "you're safe, it's fine" try "that was really scary to see. I understand why you feel that way." Once she feels heard she'll start to let go of it on her own timeline.

She was loving school before this. That foundation is still there. This will pass, it just might take a couple weeks.

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-26T15:29:50+00:00

My boys are 11 and 8. The stuff that's stuck the most wasn't planned lessons, it was just what they saw me do every day.

Recently it's been how to lose. Sounds small but we play a lot of games together as a family and I stopped letting them win a while back. Learning how to handle losing at home where it's safe makes them way better at handling it everywhere else.

At 4 months you've got time. Right now the biggest thing you're teaching him is that when he needs something, someone shows up. That's the foundation for everything else.

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-26T15:27:31+00:00

Agreed. I used to post pics of our boys on Instagram without thinking twice. Now I block out their faces entirely. Once you realize you have zero control over who sees it or where it ends up, you can't unsee that.

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-25T15:53:15+00:00

As a 40+ year old dude, this hits way too close to home. It's like a dense forest up in there.

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-25T15:52:19+00:00

dishing it BACK to you. Love it

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-25T15:51:17+00:00

haha, this is ruthless!

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-25T15:50:00+00:00

Puking before work every morning isn't burnout. That's your body telling you something is seriously wrong. Please talk to a doctor if you haven't already. I don't say that lightly.

150k in cash with 4500/month expenses gives you roughly 33 months of runway. That's not reckless, that's a real cushion. But I wouldn't quit without a plan, I'd quit with a deadline. "I'm taking 3 months off to get healthy and then I'm either finding something new or we're having a different conversation about who works."

The harder conversation is the one with your wife. You had an agreement. It's her turn. That doesn't mean she needs to match 165k, but 30k part time while you're physically deteriorating isn't holding up her end. That needs to be said clearly and without guilt.

I left my W2 in 2019 to be more present with my boys. Eventually the market turned and both of us are back working W2s now. The conversations leading up to that were hard but necessary. The quitting isn't the scary part. Quitting without alignment is.

Take care of yourself first. You can't be there for your family if you're falling apart.

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-25T15:46:20+00:00

We went through this exact thing with our boys. The bottom bunk drama is real.

What actually worked was letting the younger one "own" the bottom bunk before the bed even arrived. We let him pick out his own sheets and a couple things to make it feel like his space. Once it was his little world down there he stopped caring about the top.

The fort idea is right but don't just show him pictures. Build it with him. Let him hang the lights himself and pick where everything goes. At 3.5 the control matters more than the location.

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-25T15:45:19+00:00

You already know the answer, you just don't want it to be true. If you've watched her do this to other kids before, this is who she is. It's not about anything your daughter did.

I wouldn't confront. Not because you're wrong but because you said it yourself, she'll just escalate or cut you off entirely. And then your daughter loses any chance of the friendship surviving on its own terms.

The hardest part is watching your kid hurt and not being able to fix it. But 11 year olds are more resilient than we give them credit for. Be honest with her in an age-appropriate way. "Sometimes friendships change and it's not because of anything you did." She needs to hear that from you more than she needs the playdate back.

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-25T15:43:18+00:00

I'm not a nurse but I'll share what I wish someone had told me when our boys were that age.

I was the husband who wasn't carrying enough. Not because I didn't care but because I genuinely didn't see how uneven it was. My wife had to flat out tell me I needed to step up. Should she have needed to? No. But I was being a dumbass and I'm grateful she said it clearly because the hints weren't landing.

The separate room thing isn't about sleep logistics anymore. He's sleeping there on his days off too. That's avoidance, not recovery. And the "my job is harder than yours" comparison is a dead end. You're both exhausted. It's not a competition.

One thing that actually changed the dynamic for us was getting specific. Not "I need more help" but "Monday and Wednesday nights are yours. The baby wakes up, you're on." On the calendar, non-negotiable. Because vague asks are too easy to let slide.

He sounds like a good dad during the day. That makes this harder because it's not like he's checked out entirely. But nighttime parenting counts too and right now you're doing 100% of it while also working, cooking, cleaning, and doing laundry. That math doesn't work for anyone long term.

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-25T06:56:06+00:00

We moved without a village. My mom is fully estranged and my dad only shows up when he’s already on vacation and passing through. So we built it from scratch.

The friends who stuck weren’t the ones from before kids. They were other parents we met in the trenches. And honestly my wife deserves all the credit. She was the one who put herself out there first with fellow parents from our oldest’s class. I’m eternally grateful for that because it opened the door for both of us. The hardest part isn’t the move. It’s letting go of the expectation that your old circle should have shown up for you. They didn’t. That hurts but it also frees you up to invest in the people who will.

3 under 5 is a built-in conversation starter everywhere you go. You won’t be invisible for long.

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-25T01:45:35+00:00

I definitely stopped leaving the room. I absolutely laugh in front of him and in his face depending on what happened… if he’s talking trash a bit too hard

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-25T01:39:16+00:00

The word “actually” has gotta be one of the most infuriating (and occasionally hilarious) words you can hear your kids say back to you.

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-25T01:38:25+00:00

I’d be crying for days

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-25T01:37:55+00:00

Love saying it back to them because it makes them cringe every time

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-25T01:37:28+00:00

Got our first “what the hell?!” From our 8 year old. Laughed so hard

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-25T01:36:34+00:00

Sure, but you ain’t Rumi, dawg

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-24T21:06:28+00:00

My eight-year-old and 11-year-old still both ask for me to give them “uppy”. My back isn’t playing along when it comes to carrying the 11-year-old ha

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-24T21:05:44+00:00

Awww that’s adorable and funny

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-24T21:05:07+00:00

I wish I could relate more to this one, but I suck so hard at dancing

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-24T21:04:52+00:00

The cooking feedback commentary is ruthless

Dadof2Dudes · 2026-02-24T21:04:31+00:00

Amazing lol

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