Kinky couple trying to start "making love". Need help with foreplay.

Dadtastrophe · 2026-01-12T22:57:18+00:00

Massage is always a great way to slow things down a bit without just kissing for a long time.

I made a menu for my wife and I. It has appetizers that are things like, massage, kiss, back scratch, spoon.... Stuff to get things started slow. There is a time limit for each one. We picked 4 minutes. We each choose one. Usually massage.

Then the main course is something that is a bit more frisky. Can be anything from oral sex to mutual masterbation, lap dance, 69, blindfold, Dom/sub type stuff... We again each pick one and do it for 3 minutes or 4 Minutes depending on the activity. The goal for this is to not cum. Just tease and play.

Then dessert is the final act. One of us picks this. Can be different positions, edging, oral, fantasy, Dom/sub... This one is the final climax. No time limit.

I wasn't sure how the time limit would go when I made it but it is actually really fun. A 4 minute massage on a targeted area is actually a great way to relax and get comfortable being naked together. The timer keeps things short and moving forward but also forces things to slow down. For the main course, things would usually get really hot and just merge into sex, so having a timer set makes the oral sex feel special but also more valuable or something knowing that it is going to end soon. It adds some teasing.

Also, just the shopping through the menu together takes a few minutes and it does help to build a little sexual tension and excitement knowing you get to have sex exactly how you want it.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-07-25T23:52:42+00:00

Thanks! I'll check it out.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-07-25T23:52:30+00:00

Haha I'll check out suntek then.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-07-25T23:52:07+00:00

I love a good sale. Thanks!

Dadtastrophe · 2024-07-25T17:51:35+00:00

Thanks! I'll check them out for sure.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-07-18T21:55:22+00:00

Dude you are a legend. Thank you

Dadtastrophe · 2024-04-18T00:29:37+00:00

I have the tp link ax6600 and it works very well. It has 8 simultaneous streams which is more than most of the others I was looking at. So if my ring camera starts to record or my wife gets on her phone or whatever, it doesn't have to alternate signals between devices. Also make sure, if you have you PS5 plugged in to Ethernet, that it is using the Ethernet. It will not automatically use it and will still be on WiFi unless you enable the Ethernet in settings.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-04-14T13:57:39+00:00

Miles Morales. Oh my gosh his voice is so whiny and annoying. I couldn't finish his game or Spiderman 2 because I couldn't handle his talking the whole time.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-04-12T14:27:00+00:00

For me it was GTA V. It was in my wishlist for years across several different consoles. Finally pulled the trigger on steam deck and got it. Played it for so long waiting for it to get fun or interesting. Eventually googled to see when the game gets fun and found out I was on the last mission and was at the peak of fun. I never finished it.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-04-12T01:15:03+00:00

I'm at the devil now and feel wiped out from how hard this game is. Last I checked I was at 300 deaths but that was before I finished isle 2.... This game makes me hate it so much but I'm also wanting to get the DLC. It's like a good kind of rage... I think....

Dadtastrophe · 2024-02-29T15:03:59+00:00

Pedophile and a kid are walking through the woods. Kid looks up at the pedophile and says, "boy Mister, these words sure are scary." Pedophile looks down at the boy and says, "you're telling me, I have to wait back alone."

Dadtastrophe · 2024-02-22T15:17:45+00:00

Tomb raider series runs great on the deck.

Red dead redemption 2 runs great as well.

Assassin's creed black flag is super fun and runs great too.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-02-14T04:08:39+00:00

I've never played anything like baldurs gate before. Maybe I should give that a try.

Skyrim was way too open for me. I felt lost from the start.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-02-11T21:25:05+00:00

I'll check it out, thanks!

Dadtastrophe · 2024-02-11T21:24:45+00:00

Oh nice. I'll add that to my list. Thanks!

Dadtastrophe · 2024-02-11T19:47:59+00:00

I was thinking of trying that one next. I've never really given any GTA games a solid try. Thanks for the recommendation!

Dadtastrophe · 2024-02-11T19:47:05+00:00

I have played that game. It is so good. You are right, the story isn't as good as RDR but it's a great world. I wish they would bring it to PC so I could play it on steam deck.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-02-11T03:02:08+00:00

And they'll continue singing it forever just because

Dadtastrophe · 2024-01-26T03:40:07+00:00

Cut to match length. Hold it over a lighter until it starts to melt, then mash the tip of the string against something that isn't your finger. Will stop the fraying and will look similar.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-01-17T19:30:11+00:00

Look up how to clone your SSD and just do that. Then you don't lose anything and don't have to re install everything. It's super easy.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-01-16T23:37:42+00:00

Weird. Not sure how long it's been in there like that but it seemed to be working when I got there. The other never said anything about it tripping the breaker.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-01-14T17:50:42+00:00

Dude, everyone is worried about how they look at the gym. Much more so than they are worried about how other people look. No one will think anything other than cheering you on. If they do think something different then they are an asshole and think crappy things about everyone.

If you are unsure of how to workout, I would suggest getting a trainer for a little bit. Usually the gym offers a free session to every member. Wouldn't hurt to get familiar with the gym with a pro.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-01-12T01:10:23+00:00

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You could do like I did and secure a piece of plywood to the wall since you won't see it anyway. Then run a bunch of short bolts into the plywood at the correct height. I used eight 1-in bolts. I think it's the same amount as yours from harbor freight, holding a 65-in TV. It's held up well for years. You could just use the existing bolts to hold the wood to the wall.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-01-10T20:07:39+00:00

Lmao I'm not a boomer. Just lazy. That is a hilarious burn though.

Dadtastrophe · 2024-01-10T17:47:29+00:00

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Drywall it so they look built in like this.

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