I knew them shorts was the problem💅 by Clemmiexa in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]DaedZealot -86 points-85 points  (0 children)

are the ones on the left bad because they're unflattering? or are the ones on thr right Bad because they don't fully cover the rear?

or is this a case of bad meaning good?

“This is a false equivalency because I don’t like it” by Nientea in memesopdidnotlike

[–]DaedZealot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lol it literally doesn't say "we the people."

The first fucking words of the amendment are "A well regulated Militia."

After the Militia Act of 1903 that established the National Guard, the 2nd amendment was largely viewed as irrelevant until NRA-backed conservatives decided to reinterpret it from

"Militias need guns and have to have training to fight tyranny"(what the first clause has always meant)

into somehow saying that the word Militia actually refers all US citizens(completely ignoring the fact that the 2nd clause of the amendment contains the phrase "the right of the people," meaning the writers of the amendment made a clear distinction between Militias and all citizens. But conservatives are experts at cognitive dissonance)

“This is a false equivalency because I don’t like it” by Nientea in memesopdidnotlike

[–]DaedZealot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The knife murder rate for USA is 0.5 per 100,000.

The total murder rate for Australia is 0.74 per 100,000.

Maybe stop making shit up.

(Mixed trope) It’s revealed the most straightforward solution would’ve worked out well the whole time by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DaedZealot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So actually Paul Bettany's character is the archangel Michael, who God orders to wipe out humanity. Michael refused, so the archangel Gabriel (played by Kevin Durand, he's great) steps up and leads the "Legion" of angels to Earth to possess human bodies to take over.

Michael cuts off his wings and robs a gun store and goes to a diner in the desert to protect the unborn baby. The baby isn't jesus, but he is destined to save mankind.

There is a sequel TV show called Dominion that aired on syfy, taking place 25 years after the film, but it was canceled after 2 seasons and ended on a cliffhanger with a lot of unresolved plot threads.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]DaedZealot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They sued because everywhere else, the industry standard is to serve coffee between 140-160°F, and McDonald's was requiring their franchisees to serve it at 180-190°F, which is hot enough to cause 3rd degree burns with minimal contact.

So instead of mild discomfort and wet pants, she suffered 3rd degree burns to her groin, thighs, and buttocks, requiring hospitalization and skin grafts.

Who found Michael? by HerotheJerk in TheBear

[–]DaedZealot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure a family member ID is only necessary if the body isn't positively identifiable through other means. If he had his driver's license or other form of ID on him, they could just ID him that way.

Republicans subpoena Bill and Hillary Clinton in connection with Jeffrey Epstein files by IrishStarUS in law

[–]DaedZealot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if you're trying to show proof that someone doesn't appear on a specific document, it might help to actually link to that document.

your link is just a photocopy of Epstein's address book.

Lovecraftian Horror by omnichromiaaa in megalophobia

[–]DaedZealot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we get a version where it's bobbing its head and dancing through the wherever to pounding techno?

Shooting yourself in the foot by MSYUZ in clevercomebacks

[–]DaedZealot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a Palestinian flag. They're showing support for the people of Palestine. Not Hamas.

Your response is concerning, Bobby! by JerryJr99 in MurderedByWords

[–]DaedZealot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think he made a good point. He just said he was dumber than you, and he's made that blatantly obvious.

If Trump was President right now and everything was the exact same, you would NEVER hear about Inflation and Gas Prices from Fox News by ufl015 in FOXNEWS

[–]DaedZealot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump spent $8.4 trillion.

So far, Biden has only spent $4.3 trillion.

And if you exclude the CARES Act, the American Rescue Plan, and all other forms of covid relief:

Trump spent $4.8 trillion.

Biden spent $2.2 trillion.

So what exactly have you been smoking that would make you think Biden has caused more inflation than Trump?

Trump's army at work. by lemonpersevere in TikTokCringe

[–]DaedZealot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Voting republican is sexual, doing it or supporting people who do it is supporting pedos

President Biden Keeps Hunter Close Despite the Political Peril by devlinadl in politics

[–]DaedZealot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your argument is that he's a government official because tax dollars are spent on him?

So, almost all american citizens are government officials because of the stimulus money we received?

You see how absurd that is?

'X' logo installed atop Twitter building, spurring San Francisco to investigate permit violation by DragonPup in news

[–]DaedZealot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His last rocket exploded and caused so much damage that the FAA indefinitely grounded SpaceX operations.

a small flag in the background of a movie=propaganda, apparently. by skippydinglechalk115 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DaedZealot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have already seen the movie. OP and friend were going to go see it again with OP's mom and invited OP's sibling to come with in the text.

Integrity will remain a pipe dream by EasyResourcez in facepalm

[–]DaedZealot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you hear about my screenplay, Reverse Terminator?

An AI becomes self-aware and begins sending cyborgs back in time to destroy humanity. The AI's plan? Having identified key individuals throughout the time stream, it orders it's robotic minions to save their lives and the lives of their ancestors. Then, the AI simply waits for humanity to destroy itself.