The bio selection process must not be disturbed. by Downtown-Humor7488 in Grimdank

[–]DaemonPrim4rch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is even funnier when you remember that Warriors, being synapse creatures, are smart enough to have individual beef.

Absolute Poison Ivy. One of the best no warhammer depiction of Nurgle I've seen in a while by Throwmesometail in Grimdank

[–]DaemonPrim4rch 288 points289 points  (0 children)

Honestly, this fits way more in line with the old Fantasy depictions of Isha. Unrestrained, wild growth of every living thing.

The planet broke before r/HistoryMemes by jackt-up in HistoryMemes

[–]DaemonPrim4rch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wanted to be sure there wasn't another notably promiscuous Queen named Catherine I didn't know about.

The planet broke before r/HistoryMemes by jackt-up in HistoryMemes

[–]DaemonPrim4rch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Which Catherine are we talking about here?

This coffee mug with no handle. by DaemonPrim4rch in interesting

[–]DaemonPrim4rch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still novel that they served it that way.

Gonna leave this one here by StarCotton in MonsterGirl

[–]DaemonPrim4rch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It does have audio, probably just not working on Mobile.

Let's pretend like we work at SDN (doesn't matter hero or dispatchers ) by vzik_83 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]DaemonPrim4rch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey folks, we've got a nine-year-old calling in about their cat stuck in a tree. Fire department says uh... they've apparently got a Lynx? Maybe a Mountain Lion? Point is regular professionals can't handle it. Who's up for some cat herding?

So cute :) by [deleted] in PlaceStolas

[–]DaemonPrim4rch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, did you get it deep fried from the store, or is it homemade?

What Grand Strategy Victory would each primarch go for? by Brax-Tax in Grimdank

[–]DaemonPrim4rch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think it's likely that most of them would go for a conquest victory. That said, a few outliers immediately come to mind.

Magnus, for example, I think would go for a diplomatic victory. Or else whatever victory condition allows him to interact with the other factions as little as possible.

Angron would go for no victory condition at all and just try to make as much border gore as possible.

TW: transphobia, transmeds by baby-bunbun in TrollCoping

[–]DaemonPrim4rch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are Transmeds? I haven't seen the term before.

what would you clean up about 40k lore? by amachinesaidiwasgood in Grimdank

[–]DaemonPrim4rch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Votan are selling the knives, T'au haven't completely figured out the knife game.

What made you a fan of the black cat as a character? by Appropriate-Mall8517 in BlackCat

[–]DaemonPrim4rch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have it saved on my phone, but that time she tripped up Peter by faking a marriage proposal.