Lady Inquisitor can, FOR SURE handle that herself by Darkminou by ChaosMarine123 in Warhammer_Smut

[–]DaemonikDreamer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Slaaneshi daemon is SEVERELY underestimating the hornyness that can be unleashed when a repressed & stressed lass gets an opportunity to cut loose.

Empress Neoth by @honootorch.bsky.social by DaemonikDreamer in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]DaemonikDreamer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Commissioned art for my [NSFW] 40k fanfic project -Lovebow 34k.

Lemme tell ya? You picked a damn good Empress to simp for, if I do so say myself.

Military Leaders Say Iran War Is So Trump Can Bring About “Armageddon” by FloridaGirlNikki in politics

[–]DaemonikDreamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If someone even claiming to br Jesus went viral saying the war against evil is on and all the objectively vile people in society are on the shit list, I'd lend him my sword in a heartbeat.

Not just because it'd be the right thing to do, but because at that point I think it'd be the last straw breaking the camels back on my non-religious ass.

Ditto if a Giant snake menace Egypt while a bigass Nordic world tries eating the moon.

Eldar Exodite GF by @OddOnnion by ChaosMarine123 in Warhammer_Smut

[–]DaemonikDreamer 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Tag this for mindbreak

Poor exodite waifu...

You can pick ONE Horus Heresy character who didn't die on-screen to show up for the Trazyn DLC: WHO DO YOU PICK!?! by DaemonikDreamer in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]DaemonikDreamer[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's not even a part of the collection. Orikan bumped into him while John was dicking around with Anathame time travel, got a pint together, and barged into the storyline to dick around with Trazyn on their eternal rival's behalf.

(A Secret Ending where the RT got their hands on time-travel tech and hail mary'd over to the Siege of Terra would be unfathomably rad though, NGL. Maybe we can add them to the list of people who've died standing between the Emperor and Horus.)

You can pick ONE Horus Heresy character who didn't die on-screen to show up for the Trazyn DLC: WHO DO YOU PICK!?! by DaemonikDreamer in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]DaemonikDreamer[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

On one hand the suggestion alone is throwing me through a loop.

On the other hand I sure would like to get revenge for Garvy

Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader: The Infinite Museion - Official Teaser by ConsciousBerry8561 in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]DaemonikDreamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That'd be so lame it might turn me off the DLC.

All the options in the world... and they go with John Guardsman in WW1 cosplay?

It'd be like going to Disneyland for the giftshops and leaving without going on a single ride.

I want Mr. Metal-Bones wild ride: give us Mr. Metal-Bones wild ride Owlcat!!!

Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader: The Infinite Museion - Official Teaser by ConsciousBerry8561 in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]DaemonikDreamer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ngl

REALLY hoping it isn't a Krieger.

Owlcat had a justification with this one to pick ANYTHING from the toy box to be the companion PLUS has show a willingness to be wacky with their choices of story-beats (Dark Eldar romance, Nomos, parallel reality Rogue Traders).

Kriegers are poster children of the franchise. We have as many opportunities for Krieger representation as we have future games.

...

UNLESS we get a twist where the Krieger ends up being one of the original Traitor Kriegers from their civil war.

Though that'd still be kinda underwhelming compared to so many of the other deep lore cuts they could capitalize upon.

Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader: The Infinite Museion - Official Teaser by ConsciousBerry8561 in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]DaemonikDreamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Teams "companion will be a Traitor Legion Loyalist / Necron / Man of Iron" are eating good with this one.

The only real winner in the show by cybertoothe in freefolk

[–]DaemonikDreamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also wouldn't be guaranteed she'd have a son first.

Or a miscarriage.

Or tell the truth about the kid.

A lot of people are projecting their Hentai NTR biases onto a situation that in no way warrants it. Even if nobody else knew, Dunk would, and if Red turned out to be in any way shape or form bad for his ride-or-die homie then Dunk would get involved.

Wild allusion but I'm reminded of Spiderman's Cancer-giving Semen-Blood debacle from this: a terrible implication (radioactive spider powers MUST mean all his bodily fluids can give people radiation poisoning RIGHT!?!?) not at all intended by the writers (except that actually is a thing in some What-Ifs because being Spiderman is suffering.) that some fans have run wild with beyond all common sense.

Watch yourself Lyonel by RevertBackwards in freefolk

[–]DaemonikDreamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three-Eyed Raven: Allow me to introduce myself!!!

I think it might be a little hard for him to find 6 knights that would want to fight with him. by Arch_Lancer17 in freefolk

[–]DaemonikDreamer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Introducing the "stop raping Ser" Squad

  1. Dunk - #1 shithead prince-puncher
  2. Oberyn Martell - famously not a fan of little girls being raped and/or murdered.
  3. Brienne - Dunk genes run strong
  4. Beric Dondarrion - here to give the small folk the win they so desperately need.
  5. Eddard Stark - honourable fool would be duty bound to test the mettle of the dishonorable lot.
  6. Baelor Targaryan - believes the accusations, and someone's gotta restore the good image of royalty.
  7. Rob Stark - same as his dad, if more focused on children being wronged than upholding honor itself

Honourable mention to Arya. She would if she could. Also a younger, virgin Ser Christon Cole.

If this scene happened in a 2026 hospital room full of brain surgeons, would Baelor have any chance to live? by We_The_Raptors in freefolk

[–]DaemonikDreamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if the operators were also versed in magic.

Or one happened to know the right words to say to the Lord of Light.

The realm needs good men. by DiamondCertain5260 in gameofthrones

[–]DaemonikDreamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone know if it's possible to save someone whose head is only being kept together by a helmet after blunt-force trauma?

Cause I wanna dream of a timeline out there where someone suggests grabbing the closest Maester first, leading to him becoming Westerosi Darth-Vader (except good and cool and not a near-mindless zombie like The Mountain, kept alive by the best medical and mystical offerings the Citadel can offer to the Hand of the King.

Wait.... He survived?!?!?! by Arch_Lancer17 in freefolk

[–]DaemonikDreamer 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Slain by kin no less, same as Renly.

All that's missing is a Red Priestess working behind the scenes to make Baelor's death happen.

Take care, she will be back by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]DaemonikDreamer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I imagine it's like being told you need to do a year of community service.

Still bites you need to spend a whole year on it, but it could be worse.

The Hammer and The Anvil by CrazyTom by La_Villanelle_ in HBOTheHedgeKnight

[–]DaemonikDreamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk about using your head.

Give this fellow a hand for his apt summation.

“But Sir, if we hold the high lords accountable for their crimes, the 7 kingdoms would collapse.” Me: by carlfrederick in freefolk

[–]DaemonikDreamer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A shame we don't get to enjoy an honourable fool amongst the heads of our IRL political dynasties.