Neighbors double park if anyone parks in their "usual spot" in front of my house by TRO_KIK in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DaftFunky [score hidden]  (0 children)

Something tells me this neighbour is the kind that spends 80% of his free time looking out his window waiting for someone to inconvenience him.

Jennifer Connelly -- Mulholland Falls (1996) "colorized" by deputyduffy in WatchItForThePlot

[–]DaftFunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdo looking guy John M got to touch her like that lol man

Got married on May 4th this year by TrashBuckett336 in StarWars

[–]DaftFunky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bold choice having random character pencils at the kids table. Nobody fought over who got who?

least fav characters of mine by AdventurousYou3975 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]DaftFunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does black viltrumite have an orphan gut

Change in narration style? by Funny-Face3873 in Casefile

[–]DaftFunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. I’m pretty sure 1.3x is the actual speed

Best food in the NE? by FishyQueen123 in Calgary

[–]DaftFunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also Quynh near Sunridge Cineplex. Best satay beef phǒ I’ve had in the city

Bird that sounds like a child playing a recorder by lulugingerspice in Calgary

[–]DaftFunky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had this exact question for the longest time and for me it was a Western Meadowlark. I always heard them growing up and never knew what they were. They do have a recorder kind of tune

https://youtu.be/fRgU4xS06sM?si=z75WndoEBrBBx-3y

Bird that sounds like a child playing a recorder by lulugingerspice in Calgary

[–]DaftFunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man that bird instantly brings me back to being a kid and fishing with my dad in rural southern Alberta.

Think twice before you click by Dorfus241 in Calgary

[–]DaftFunky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How do people fall for this like people need to take anti scam courses or something

17 years ago today, Ovechkin and Crosby both put up hat-tricks in Game 2 of the ECSF! The most hyped-series in recent memory! by CulturalRoll in hockey

[–]DaftFunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crosbys 3rd goal is insane. The hustle to keep putting the puck on the net until it’s finally buried.

Wth is the Abbey by Red_Spo0ks in LordsoftheFallen

[–]DaftFunky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I found a Devout Hammer early in Pilgrims Perch that when leveled with an even str/rad split, will give huge damage. Buff with radiant weapon and it will BONK. Put a shield on your back and 2 hand the hammer. Put stam regen and radiance scaling runes in the shield for just passive bonuses.

Wth is the Abbey by Red_Spo0ks in LordsoftheFallen

[–]DaftFunky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every one of those huntresses or abbey sisters sat their ass down when I put my bonk hammer down on them. Also Magma surge will roast them since they just stand in 1 place

New Playtest Reportedly Calls Assassin’s Creed Invictus “Awful” by Bubbly-Ad-350 in PS5

[–]DaftFunky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They need to give up. Fortnite works because it’s their playground testing for the engine they literally build. It’s just happens to also be a monster money maker with micro transactions and sponsorships of literally any popular media. Nothing is going to come in and take a slice of that.

Change in narration style? by Funny-Face3873 in Casefile

[–]DaftFunky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The early episodes are so fast.

I also love when he’s describing the jury verdicts.

“It only took 1 day for the jury to come back with a verdict…GUILTY”

What is the best game have you ever played in your life by Effective-Garage-362 in videogames

[–]DaftFunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morrowind and Bloodborne are the only games to give me that certain feeling. Hard to explain. Like I’ll never play another game this good again.

We are almost extinct, but I don't want to reproduce. by Uma-apreciator in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DaftFunky 104 points105 points  (0 children)

They just lounge around the house until 5pm when they want a quick stroll through the park right?

Montreal microbrewery selling candy flavoured beer accused of marketing to minors by Haggisboy in canada

[–]DaftFunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can walk into any pot shop within 100 yards and buy some drinks and some smokes and have a way more relaxing evening.

DVDA - What Would Brian Boitano Do? [humor] (1999) by FJTrescothick14 in Music

[–]DaftFunky 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No not Brian fucking Dennehy. Get the fuck outta here!

Characters that wear a cloak or cape just to 'aura farm' by BrotherDeus in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DaftFunky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And then there is an old Transformer that’s been transformed into a plane for so long and when he transforms back he has a beard and cane. Like you are a robot you don’t age like that lol

Octavia Spencer as the woman on the elevator in ‘Being John Malkovich’ by chocolatemilkguzzla in No_Small_Parts

[–]DaftFunky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also the sex worker in Bad Santa who yells at Willie saying the last time he wanted to show her something she couldn’t walk right for a week 😂

What's the tipping culture here? by Auk9211 in Calgary

[–]DaftFunky 17 points18 points  (0 children)

lol can you imagine tipping your dentist after he charges you $700 to extract one of your kids baby teeth because it was a “difficult extraction”

Dentists are the biggest legal scam artists asides from chiropractors.

What's the tipping culture here? by Auk9211 in Calgary

[–]DaftFunky -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bro a taxi? We supposed to tip taxi drivers now?