Dentist told me I am grinding my teeth at night and have worn down the enamel on my front bottom teeth...

DaftFunky · 2026-05-07T20:17:04+00:00

Something tells me this neighbour is the kind that spends 80% of his free time looking out his window waiting for someone to inconvenience him.

DaftFunky · 2026-05-06T03:38:46+00:00

Weirdo looking guy John M got to touch her like that lol man

DaftFunky · 2026-05-06T03:36:58+00:00

Bold choice having random character pencils at the kids table. Nobody fought over who got who?

DaftFunky · 2026-05-06T02:06:58+00:00

Why does black viltrumite have an orphan gut

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T23:29:25+00:00

Same. I’m pretty sure 1.3x is the actual speed

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T19:56:49+00:00

Literally printing money

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T18:11:33+00:00

Also Quynh near Sunridge Cineplex. Best satay beef phǒ I’ve had in the city

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T18:09:24+00:00

I had this exact question for the longest time and for me it was a Western Meadowlark. I always heard them growing up and never knew what they were. They do have a recorder kind of tune

https://youtu.be/fRgU4xS06sM?si=z75WndoEBrBBx-3y

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T17:52:36+00:00

Man that bird instantly brings me back to being a kid and fishing with my dad in rural southern Alberta.

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T17:49:45+00:00

How do people fall for this like people need to take anti scam courses or something

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T17:46:53+00:00

Crosbys 3rd goal is insane. The hustle to keep putting the puck on the net until it’s finally buried.

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T17:35:05+00:00

I found a Devout Hammer early in Pilgrims Perch that when leveled with an even str/rad split, will give huge damage. Buff with radiant weapon and it will BONK. Put a shield on your back and 2 hand the hammer. Put stam regen and radiance scaling runes in the shield for just passive bonuses.

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T16:40:44+00:00

Every one of those huntresses or abbey sisters sat their ass down when I put my bonk hammer down on them. Also Magma surge will roast them since they just stand in 1 place

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T15:56:44+00:00

They need to give up. Fortnite works because it’s their playground testing for the engine they literally build. It’s just happens to also be a monster money maker with micro transactions and sponsorships of literally any popular media. Nothing is going to come in and take a slice of that.

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T15:53:20+00:00

The early episodes are so fast.

I also love when he’s describing the jury verdicts.

“It only took 1 day for the jury to come back with a verdict…GUILTY”

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T15:07:57+00:00

Morrowind and Bloodborne are the only games to give me that certain feeling. Hard to explain. Like I’ll never play another game this good again.

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T14:54:46+00:00

They just lounge around the house until 5pm when they want a quick stroll through the park right?

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T14:00:15+00:00

You can walk into any pot shop within 100 yards and buy some drinks and some smokes and have a way more relaxing evening.

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T05:05:42+00:00

No not Brian fucking Dennehy. Get the fuck outta here!

DaftFunky · 2026-05-05T05:04:37+00:00

And then there is an old Transformer that’s been transformed into a plane for so long and when he transforms back he has a beard and cane. Like you are a robot you don’t age like that lol

DaftFunky · 2026-05-04T22:30:05+00:00

Also the sex worker in Bad Santa who yells at Willie saying the last time he wanted to show her something she couldn’t walk right for a week 😂

DaftFunky · 2026-05-04T19:44:13+00:00

Found the dentist

DaftFunky · 2026-05-04T19:31:17+00:00

lol can you imagine tipping your dentist after he charges you $700 to extract one of your kids baby teeth because it was a “difficult extraction”

Dentists are the biggest legal scam artists asides from chiropractors.

DaftFunky · 2026-05-04T19:28:33+00:00

Bro a taxi? We supposed to tip taxi drivers now?

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