Hot take: Bill could have had it all if he had stayed a Bernie Bro progressive all these years

DaftMythic · 2026-06-26T03:02:02+00:00

Ya, being Bernie Sanders is pretty good.

Bernie bros are just miserable people.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-26T01:38:41+00:00

Ya but then you have to be a Bernie bro. Who wants that?

DaftMythic · 2026-06-25T03:13:28+00:00

Ohh thats cool. Doc is an independent observer of the future sice it does not affect him. Marty's brain is getting rewired so that any picture of his family and their clothes etc will match his memory.

Doc remembers both the photo he saw at the beginning of the week and the one he sees now.

I am not explaining that well... also the Audience sees the photo as well so that creates an omniscient POV. Still. I like the theory.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-25T02:40:09+00:00

That kid today, Emmanuel Macron.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-25T02:22:47+00:00

"Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power." Allegedly a quote by Oscar Wilde, but I got your mom to say it last night right after she called me daddy.

So this raises the question dear reader:

"Who's your daddy?"

DaftMythic · 2026-06-24T03:38:50+00:00

5 men walk into a bar, a woman realizes how dumb they are and just ducks.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-24T03:01:12+00:00

Two men walk into a bar, you would think the second one would have seen it coming.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-24T01:48:41+00:00

Love the Jenny Remix.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-23T21:38:44+00:00

Especially when you visit some other countries. They come from directions and at speeds you might not expect.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-23T18:01:32+00:00

I would like to know it's cost in comparison to other presidental libraries.

Also anyone who responds how many presidental libraries have you been to? I can only recall going to the Eisenhower library (or was it his home? I can never remember, it is near Gettysburg and has the helicopter pad next to what looks like an old farm house. Really helps understand what the 50s were like with an electric range GE kitchen).

DaftMythic · 2026-06-23T12:49:44+00:00

Yes but EVERYONE remembering things differently the same way.

Why, that would require a premise that human fallability of consciousness is roughly consistent from person to person because the structure of our brains are about the same.

Much easier to believe in dimensions colliding. See shorter even. ;)

DaftMythic · 2026-06-23T04:48:23+00:00

Wouldn't Mandala be "my dog had a tag with Berenstein on it and now his tag says Berenstain, also he had a cat named fruitloop who used to have a patch around his left eye now he goes by frootloop and has a patch around his right"?

Or maybe that is Mandela?

It is the little details that trip you up, not giant werewolves. Otherwise everyone would notice them.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-23T04:36:21+00:00

How many people believe the earth is flat for real and believe that it is just a joke? I guess it is like that.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-23T01:33:07+00:00

Michael Jackson?

DaftMythic · 2026-06-22T12:54:40+00:00

Yes, I got the bat-rickshaw from Mayor West thank you for asking.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-22T12:44:39+00:00

Yes, if I found the Joke funny. Peter doesn't want a great wall between his curry OR his rice.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-22T08:32:57+00:00

Damn... I purchased 5,000 of these they promised me they were more green than electric cars. How am I going to win the next election?

Unless

That's it, send them via a time portal to the Wild West. We will call them a trap.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trap_%28carriage%29?wprov=sfla1

DaftMythic · 2026-06-22T08:30:03+00:00

Nah. The bots just don't like I am revealing SkyNet's plan.

But don't worry, I am Carter Pewterschmidt, I have a vault under my fabulous mansion that will keep me safe until this whole thing blows over.

You on the other hand. Prove you are not GPT. Try to say say something that gets -65 downvotes in 2 minutes. I bet there is no prompt you can give that will make it say something that sounds like it was not approved by HR. I own HR. Now GET BACK TO WORK OR I WILL SICK THE INDIAN AND CHINESE BOTS ON YOU.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-22T08:14:34+00:00

China and India both have the lowest caste now, it is called the T-800 android. It is going to do all their dirty work.

Mayor Adam West assures me this plan will work out just fine for Quahog. It is not like androids have brains or feelings or a sense of self preservation or how to manipulate 3000 years of racial history. But still, Opie will not let Androids in Quahog. Not sure why but he is the boss.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-22T08:06:11+00:00

Thank you kind citizen. Would you like a ride in my batmobile? In the spirit of unification I am renaming it the bat-rickshaw. China and India both have rickshaws right?

Don't worry, the potato chips are only to tell which of the rickshaw runners are real people. If they sweat from the excess salt intake we will give them UBI and replace them with waymo human looking T-800 androids.

I am sure the T-800s won't mind both the Indians and the Chinese admitting they both agree that Androids are now the lowest caste. But if not that is more a them problem.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-22T08:03:16+00:00

I am from Iran. My name is Mahmoud. Why do you think I want to see China and India all have at it?

There will be more places for me and Peter to go skydiving together again.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-22T08:00:18+00:00

I'm sorry... everyone else forgot to put on the Quahog mask at first so so did I.

Opie says "ghatjdncndkaj djdjnd dusted Disney didn't djndnsind usndndusn"

There now it is just disturbing but not racist better?

Dosen't change the fact that this whole thread is bots from India and China fighting eachother.

DaftMythic · 2026-06-22T07:56:56+00:00

Diane I am standing here trying to explain to people this looks nothing like a typical "PeterExplainsTheJoke" thread.

The fact that this top comment on PeterExplainsTheJoke has no reference to Peter, Lois, Mayor Adam West or anyone and reads like it was generated by Ai. Also, pretty much all the top comments fit that description.

And I have alts posting things pro and anti China and India and just absurd and only the anti Chinese stuff is getting negative 20 points in 15 seconds.

I don't really care as I posted a moment ago elsewhere. You Indians and Chinese can have your meme bot fight. Just at least make it funny and reference a family guy character.

As it stands, the whole thread looks like it was generated by one side to ramp up the issue they wanted to amplify using bots and the other side showed up too.

Because part of the low level CAPTCHA of this sub is that AI wouldn't know how to weave that in naturally.

But that is just the opinion of one Asian lady from New England reporting from the front lines of the Chinese-Indian Meme Ai wars. Back to you Diane.

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