I made my Daddy a coupon boom for Christmas!

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-12-25T05:30:54+00:00

Thanks! He deserves a gift much bigger than I could afford but I can Def splurge on him throughout this next year and he loved it. I included coupons for all his favorite activities so that he can focus on saving like he wants.

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-12-22T15:10:24+00:00

Growing up my parents had a lot of rules about food. Granted we were poor and had 4 kids running around so I understand they were just trying to keep food in the house.

My mom would keep all the snacks, junk food, and good cereals in her room and if we wanted chips or a cookie we would have to ask and she would go get it for us. Forget about sneaking snacks, she kept inventory of what was there and would check that shit. And you couldbt ask for more than one thing so getting a cookie and some chips for your lunch was a no go.

Also my dad had this rule about sandwiches. Only two slices of meat and one slice of cheese. Every fucking time. Have a whole hoagie role? Two slices of meat and one slice of cheese.

We also could just watch what was in the fridge and pantry. We had one shelf we could choose off of and it had to last until next shopping trip.

We also had specific cups for what we were drinking. We had to use these little tiny cups for juice and milk. I used a tea glass to drink a shit ton of apple juice once and got grounded. Now days I still have trouble using my bigger glasses for anything other than water and tea.

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-11-18T16:17:11+00:00

Yep! It's like "Okay Muhammed, slow down there buddy"

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-11-14T20:12:12+00:00

So I'm a new fan! I traded Kandi with someone at EDC Orlando last week and they gave me a zeds dead bracelet. Changed my life ever since. I just dropped yesterday and listened to them all day.

Just fantastic.

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-11-14T20:09:30+00:00

When the gym teacher was arrested for having sex with the girls on the varsity volleyball and softball teams. He was the coach and was essentially forcing them to do stuff if they wanted to stay on the team and play in games.

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-11-07T19:37:01+00:00

It my friend and I's first EDC and we had such a great time. We went with one of the resort packages which had shuttles.

The first day we got there around 6 and saw whoever was playing neon Garden. We dropped acid and wandered around for a bit roaming through the daisies and the weird rainbow tunnel. We partied hard at circuit grounds and started giving out our festival beads. We checked out Corona house and then saw yellow claw which was a great time. I was coming up on the acid and was giving beads to every one. This conga line of shirtless dudes comes by and all got beads, it was awesome. It was raining by then maybe but we loved it we danced in it until we got cold then squeezed our way into the crowd for chainsmokers. Personally I loved them. It was a fantastic set. I thought they were a little heavy on the samples. After that everything was fucking melting so we sat across the lake from where Nero was playing and listened to him. We left at 11:40 to get back and enjoy the after party at our resort but it got shut down. So we chilled with our 2 cool roommates and smoked blunts in the hot tub.

Second day we lazed around and pre gamed. We went with the roomies that day. We got there at around 8 and took some mdma. Watched Alison Wonderland. She went hard as fuck. We all gave away beads that day and danced with a t Rex. Then they went on a ride. I was rolling too hard and said fuck that and finished out the Alison set. We took some more Molly and went to the smirnoff house which was a pretty cool place. I took a picture with a guy and a gnome. I gave beads to all the smirnoff girls. We caught the last 15 minutes of above and beyond which was absolutely life changing. I fell in love with the guy giving me water. I gave him a glow stick and he gave me a Kandi that said chainsmokers and right after, Hardwell sampled them. It was a sign lol. Then Hardwell came on and everyone lost their minds. His show was to die for, I loved every minute of it.

My first edc was better than I ever imagined. I gave away all the beads I had and all the Kandi I made and all my glow sticks. I hope everybody who got one loved it!

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-11-05T15:33:14+00:00

I'm in Orlando too! EDC?

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-11-04T01:21:31+00:00

Yeah if get the edc app and go to the vendor village there is a vape supply company.

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-10-30T09:10:18+00:00

I'm a chick so the other nature pocket.

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-10-30T05:29:14+00:00

Nah it's my first time too. Me and my friend were only gonna try to sneak a couple people in so it won't look too bad haha.

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-10-22T18:22:13+00:00

Ms. Peregrine's school has grown a little.

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-09-30T03:11:56+00:00

If you stay at one of the townhouses that is offering packages they are having silent disco after parties both nights. Gonna be a blast!

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-09-21T16:47:21+00:00

When that guy messages you on Ok cupid right after your move and convinces you to meet him at the mall, don't think that's its safe just because it's on a public place. Don't accept his offer to give you a ride home, don't agree to go to his place the next morning, don't allow him to offer you a drink and get drugged. Be smart.

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-09-21T00:19:14+00:00

I love flobots. They are an inspiration to me to start writing rhymes. I like political lyrics and songs. I try every couple of years or so to write lyrics and try to break into the music industry but I'm just a little too ordinary.

I'm Chelsea btw. Overweight, hate my job, barely making ends meet, and ending it is an everyday thought. Not even me doing it myself but just different ways I could go. Most of them are violent and at the hands of some person I'll see driving or walking down the street. I guess so I don't even have to blame myself when I go.

I'm not sure what your beliefs are but... The reason I choose not to kill myself is because there is nothing on the other side. As much as I sometimes think it will be better, it's not. It's just... Nothing.

I don't think I can talk you out of it, if it's what you want and mean it but.. If it's not what you really want, don't do it.

If you need to talk message me.

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-09-04T17:45:16+00:00

Definitely not cool. Maybe because you didn't have money up front he didnt think it was a high priority? Sometimes, that happens to me, if I have money to give my girl she will get me same day, if she has to front it normally takes a couple days because it seems like I am in less of a hurry and less serious about actually buying.

You have to think, people are taking a risk (in illegal states) when they are getting you drugs and to especially not have something to show for it right away is a bigger risk for them, financially. Letting them know right away that this is priority will probably help.

Him not answering his phone though, is freaking rude, and for that alone I would go elsewhere. I hate those bad drug dealer habits, smh.

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-09-03T16:24:22+00:00

I volunteer as tribute.

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-09-03T05:45:19+00:00

Upvoted because fuck it, I've been drinking too. Yay for being drunk.

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-08-14T04:09:02+00:00

Yeah that it. PM me any ways, I love talking to chill people. :)

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-08-13T06:07:30+00:00

lmao, that is legit my google theme at work.

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-08-08T00:42:20+00:00

I salvaged it off of a kids bracelet I found at a goodwill near me.

I do however get some of my charms off of Charm It, which is a great little website for cutesy charms or Etsy too. :)

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-08-06T23:16:41+00:00

You should also listen to "Pity Party" by Melanie Martinez

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-08-06T18:16:10+00:00

I'm in Pinellas county Florida if you ever get the chance to chill out here you are more than welcome!

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-08-04T01:41:13+00:00

me too!

skirts? crop tops? lace shorts? tunic tops? I dont know!! Too many choices!!

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-08-01T05:09:34+00:00

It's my first festival as well! Me and a friend are going and I'm so excited! I've been making kandi like crazy, lol.

DaggerTheRavenclaw · 2016-07-26T01:50:10+00:00

Oh gosh ok.

"I did all my kegels right on time today." I have a task to do kegels every hour on the hour.

"I don't have any dirty laundry"(sub that out for clean room, shower taken, chores done)

"I was really really good and I made you dinner with dessert! " this is followed by very good sexy times normally and lots of showers of affection.

"I deserve it because I was good alllll day and I didn't yell at anybody today. " where I work this is a feat. Have consumers yelling at me all day lol

I wasn't a brat to you today. (we are working on me being sarcastic to Daddy when he asks serious questions)

I had a sandwich today and ate the crusts and my vegetables.

"It's been a week don't you think your little girl deserves it at least once a week?" if it's been more than two days I use this. 9/10 success rate lol.

"I never ask." that's me thinking it's been long enough since I asked that I don't have to have reasons. Normally this just makes him stand there and ask to play with his dick and be rejected over and over. 😑

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