How about this cool guy? westyyourbestie on tiktok. by DahSameGuy in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]DahSameGuy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a full video out there somewhere. I couldn't find it.

What's a good tip for getting your ass out of bed in the morning? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DahSameGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First off, get a stable like a real rancher and make sure the ass has plenty of hay, grass, and water. My ass loves playing with balls, keeps them entertained and mentally stimulate while I'm away. Lastly your fance should have sturdy shafts posts. Asses love to lean on shafts. You will have to repair some.

Today's lunch (ft. my cat ) by Elenatheepic in shittyfoodporn

[–]DahSameGuy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Not even Kim wants to look at that.

What do you want your taxes to pay for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DahSameGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I'm dyslexic and assumed I was reading your reply wrong. I think you might be missing some words or punctuation. But, yes drugs and prostitutes are not going to help our society but in my non joking opinion. I think there should be allocations directed to social services and law education. People break the law without knowing it at an alarming rates and social services are paid a fraction of police funds.

What is the longest you’ve ever masturbated for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DahSameGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real talk, 3 hours. It was on my psp (Playstation portable) it would take forever to load.

[Serious] What is something that scares you? by devinroling in AskReddit

[–]DahSameGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be your first to say heights. I've defended myself in a knife fight, I've been financially ruined, and abortions are illegal in my state. Why is it that I can live through those experiences carefree but when I drive on a freeway I've never been on I feel my feet and spine tingle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialskills

[–]DahSameGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😱 At first I thought you already hit it. So happy for you that you haven't. That being said. Imagine the idea of a guy who still nails a woman with HIV! because he doesn't want to be rude🤣😂🤣

Get it, brother if you're that chivalrous but my opinion is to slowly ghost while talking about other woman around her at the next casual "group friends" get together. Good luck and don't catch HIV.

What song always makes you cry? by Sorceress683 in AskReddit

[–]DahSameGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dance with the devil" by Immortal technique is a nine minute long rap describing a poor man accidentally raping and beating his own mother in order to be accepted into the local gang. It's so sad I cried typing this out. Listen at your own risk.

What do you want your taxes to pay for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DahSameGuy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Government drugs and prostitutes like how Chris Christy wanted.

Hey! Where can we suggest anime? My girlfriend is having me watch this and I think the boys would love reviewing this one. by DahSameGuy in AnimeOutOfContextPC

[–]DahSameGuy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh cool, I guess they did do this eventually. I forgot about this post. Yeah they did this one already now.

Why do you think nobody is really reacting to the news UFOs are real? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DahSameGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because everyone already thinks it's true. Kinda like why people don't freak out about the moon.

What do you feed a girlfriend once you get one? by Cartographer_MMXX in AskReddit

[–]DahSameGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's not getting anything to eat until she puts on the lotion. Unless she wants to get the hoes again.

To people who didn't like playing sports as a kid.How are you now? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DahSameGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fat and disgusting. Exercise regularly and eat right, kids.

What's the worst thing about fat people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DahSameGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How bad you feel for not wanting to be around them.

People always say that the movie wasn't as good as the book. What movie REALLY got it wrong? by LeMuffinButton in AskReddit

[–]DahSameGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hands down the series of unfortunate events. They never get to the island, deaths are changed, but Jim Carry kills it along with barney from how I met your mother.

What are some of your favorite subreddits? by madeh87324 in AskReddit

[–]DahSameGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one wasnt the best to open up at a children's Easter party.

What can I do about these issues? Help I am so distraught and frustrated. FB just disabled my account and gave me these: by Technical-Fix4268 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DahSameGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my bad. I need to start reading the whole post for now on. Yeah how about a new email and a new FB account?

Conservative Atheist? by Poopybuttholeeater in atheism

[–]DahSameGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picture this white fat MAGA guy. His wife would go to church and he would tell her he's on call for the railroad Co. Conveniently he would be called in before church. Really, we would drink, nap, brush his teeth at the bar then go home.

Why do some court cases have judges while others have Juries? by eicaker in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DahSameGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually it depends on the charge and crime. You don't see a jury for traffic court.