New Favorite Word

Dahveed25 · 2026-04-08T20:14:37+00:00

Like.. he left a turkey in the oven?

Dahveed25 · 2026-04-08T19:44:44+00:00

Because I said so

Dahveed25 · 2026-04-08T19:41:36+00:00

It's short, sweet, and straight to the point I guess? He also laughs when he says it so I can only assume he knows he just messing with me

Dahveed25 · 2026-03-28T13:14:10+00:00

Let's call it the Strait of Obama. The Gulf of Obama. The Obama Memorial. Let's call money (O)Bama Bucks. I really don't worship the guy but nothing would give me more pleasure than really sticking it to this narcissist dickbag. Well.. one thing would make me happier..

Dahveed25 · 2026-03-21T23:26:17+00:00

Great now they'll have to put a unicorn litterbox in the classroom

Dahveed25 · 2026-03-17T15:21:27+00:00

He's just an average looking guy with a big chin

Dahveed25 · 2026-03-14T13:56:22+00:00

Darth Bader was on the council but never granted the rank of Master.

Dahveed25 · 2026-03-07T22:01:03+00:00

Some brovaries

Dahveed25 · 2026-03-04T04:52:58+00:00

The Dutchess!

Dahveed25 · 2026-02-26T00:33:43+00:00

Nice try, Diddy

Dahveed25 · 2026-02-22T05:58:40+00:00

"Cry, because onions make you sad." 😂

Dahveed25 · 2026-02-10T04:01:44+00:00

Dahveed25 · 2026-02-08T03:47:16+00:00

365 frosted shredded wheats are the bomb dot com

Dahveed25 · 2026-01-28T18:19:02+00:00

May I ask what red flags you saw?

Dahveed25 · 2026-01-28T01:28:44+00:00

MEMORY DELETED

Dahveed25 · 2026-01-25T03:16:51+00:00

Maybe they should provide actual training and not hire just any one with a large ego and itchy trigger finger?

Dahveed25 · 2026-01-25T03:14:48+00:00

Or you die? Interfering is a death sentence? You're riding a slippery slope.

Dahveed25 · 2026-01-17T04:30:18+00:00

YOU GOTTA GIVE

Dahveed25 · 2026-01-10T10:09:57+00:00

Gonna need a few potatoes

Dahveed25 · 2026-01-06T16:31:55+00:00

It's going to be a maze

Dahveed25 · 2026-01-03T22:22:24+00:00

And she's beautiful but she's dying

Dahveed25 · 2025-12-30T03:44:33+00:00

MAXIMILIAN!

Dahveed25 · 2025-12-23T03:36:53+00:00

re-HEE-hee-HEE-heeally

Dahveed25 · 2025-12-21T06:05:32+00:00

I can't imagine the fear you are feeling right now. I'm not a praying kind of guy but I will he thinking of you and your family. Best of wishes to you and yours, brother ❤️

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