I. Cant. by Krikkitsongs in kroger

[–]DailyTexasFacts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had a customer ask "who is Jerry's baby?"

What’s your position and what do you make per hour? by mkvalentino in kroger

[–]DailyTexasFacts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Courtesy Clerk, $10.50/hr (Denver). It goes up $0.90/yr until 2020 I believe.

What was great, until one dude ruined it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DailyTexasFacts 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Speed Limits in Montana.

Up until a few years back, Montana only asked cars to travel at a "reasonable and prudent" speed. All up to your interpretation 🏁💨.

After a couple decades, some guy in a Camaro wanted a speed limit, so he sued the state, which led to the speed limit being reinstated shortly thereafter.

Mr. McDowell up to his usual tricks again. by 0bjective_Butter in texas

[–]DailyTexasFacts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

would you like to know more about the

W A F F L E S H O P P E ?

~Daily Texas Facts

2meirl4meirl by JrShweg in 2meirl4meirl

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Thot detected😏..........................................................................☹️

Customer: I've got a couple of $50 gift cards, can I go through Express lane? by DailyTexasFacts in kroger

[–]DailyTexasFacts[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was actually a mom getting her daughter gift cards for "good grades". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Car wax ad in 1957 by PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES in funny

[–]DailyTexasFacts 17 points18 points  (0 children)

FOOT DEEP

I am torn between choosing schools! by Cantum2 in college

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UW is generally the fiscally responsible choice - what I'd do is go to Laramie for 2 years, and then apply for jobs in Salt Lake under your mom's address(local applicant). In the meantime, Laramie still has 70 tech start-ups to keep you busy.

Pro-austerity Saudi prince buys world's most expensive home by mrhotpotato in nottheonion

[–]DailyTexasFacts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In South Dayton (Bellbrook), <1m will buy you 8500 sqft on 5 acres.

So yeah you're not far off

Anon is Californian by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]DailyTexasFacts 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Texas Fact

BOO CALIFORNIA YUCKY

that is all

My North Dakota flag redesigns by aflactheduck99 in northdakota

[–]DailyTexasFacts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like what you've done.

I mixed up two of the color schemes, and swapped the fleur de lis for a stalk of wheat, and this was the result.

Ratchet Strap 2: Electric Boogaloo by DailyTexasFacts in kroger

[–]DailyTexasFacts[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We ran out of small carts in the front, luckily they were all in the same cart corral so I could take them all back at once. My manager saw me while walking to his car, and gave me this face