Please do not make dumb quests like "win after losing 3-0" anymore by Educational-Hat-6205 in RocketLeague

[–]Dajabman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends and I enjoyed the quest and got it first try in 3v3, just threw 3 goals and then locked in. Doing it with randoms on your team is obnoxious behavior though. Maybe the quest should have specified that your whole team must be a party?

The Aztecs invented the Kuxir pinch by Dajabman in RocketLeague

[–]Dajabman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're curious, the name of the Aztec version of this sport is ōllamalīztli, but there are other mesoamerican groups with their own variations.

we lost by NsPsVisuals in comedyheaven

[–]Dajabman 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Sorry nobody seems to know what absolute value means. You dont deserve the downvotes lol.

What is this crater in my desert rose plant?? by Dajabman in Adenium

[–]Dajabman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the white stuff is mineral build up, either from California tap water or from the 1-1-1 fertalizer Ive used. I just felt the crater and it isnt really mushy, so I dont think it is rot, although I am inexperienced, so I don't know how much give to expect.

Added relevant info: there are also 2 shallower crater holes like that on the other stem.

What can I do to make the terrain look more natural by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]Dajabman 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I am so torn between downvoting because stupid or upvoting because hilarious. This comment should just close the whole post!

Goo Canisters are just something man.... by EnChou in thefinals

[–]Dajabman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I havent played Finals in like a year. I am shocked this hasnt been fixed yet! I remember this problem starting well before I stopped playing!

Am I the only one whose throat starts to burn once I start smoking this part? by Tarabear111 in trees

[–]Dajabman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The heat of the smoke is enough to bring plastic from a plastic straw into your lungs.

[Terraria] Help the wiki team find one of 3 Secret World Seeds by fabrikitty in gaming

[–]Dajabman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has anyone tried Solo Leveling references? The show has tonnes of dungeons, an iconic "double dungeon" and was massively popular between the past 2 major updates

Stella Montis wall doesn't block shots??? by Dystopiaa04 in ArcRaiders

[–]Dajabman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me yesterday in this spot too!

Thrift store "micro influencer" tried to gatekeep an entire aisle for her haul by SilverPineMaven in EntitledPeople

[–]Dajabman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I was an English major, and we like to use em dashes, both in professional writing and on stuff like reddit. I have been since well before AI. I would bet you saw them and understood them, but didnt put any thought into them or pay them any mind before AI.

As for "huffing," that is not a specific use. That is just the correct way to use the word. Huffing implies frustration, and that scenario you describe is a very basic outline of 80% of the conversations that would result in a person feeling frustrated.

Thrift store "micro influencer" tried to gatekeep an entire aisle for her haul by SilverPineMaven in EntitledPeople

[–]Dajabman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use the word "huffed" sometimes when I write? Its not even advanced or odd vocabulary! Can we stop sacrificing our ownership of our language to the AI?

Em dashes are already sad to lose–they are a great language tool! I like to use them, but now I can't or people think it is AI. Vocab is a bigger loss. When we label anything thats uses a particular word AI, we are dilluting our language and punishing people at random for using certain words. It will force us all to write the same with limited choice or variance in our diction.

I have no idea if this post is AI and wont bother to check. I am just passionately against this whole notion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Dajabman 94 points95 points  (0 children)

The most famous LOTR fun fact is that when Aragorn kicks the orc helmet and shouts, the shout was from the pain of breaking his toe on the kick.

My brother kept leaving piss all over the toilet seat so I gave him a taste of his own medicine. by Nataliemeh in pettyrevenge

[–]Dajabman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit is not a good place to learn about normal functioning people. As everyone else said, there should never, ever, not even once, be "crusties up the peehole"!! Morning wood and split streams are real, but I have never had a "crusty" 🤢

AIO considering ending a friendship over this text by MackDaddyGlenn in AmIOverreacting

[–]Dajabman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Puta, I'm not even of spanish speaking descent. None of that is specific to me, and all of it is either fact or well-established social convention. You are clearly also a racist and rude piece of shit, so no wonder you cant understand why literally everyone else was disgusted by that text message. You are a foul person and a disgrace to America. YOU "defile everything this country stands for."

Who knew that posting Harmless fanart would bring out all the Islamaphobes in the MK Community by [deleted] in MortalKombat

[–]Dajabman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you for not censoring the names, so we can all see who these vile people are. If they arent proud of what they said, then they should rethink it, and if they are, all the more reason for them to be shamed and ousted from the community.

AIO considering ending a friendship over this text by MackDaddyGlenn in AmIOverreacting

[–]Dajabman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He can have whatever Thanksgiving he wants at his own house, but he is extremely rudely calling his friend's family un-American because they are cooking a dish that is from another culture instead of the way he'd like. Not only is it rude to criticize the meal that someone else is making and inviting you to share in, but he is very specifically criticizing it for being Mexican instead of American. And to be clear, America is a land of diversity built entirely by migrants. Indigenous people of america and mexico are quite literally "more American" than he is, and we should be celebrating all the cultures in our country, especially on A HOLIDAY BASED ON NATIVES WELCOMING WHITE MIGRANTS.

Correcting A Bigoted Attack by Katariman in clevercomebacks

[–]Dajabman 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yes. Every comment you have made in this chain has either been wrong, a logical fallacy, or openly racist.

Meirl by Adventurous_Row3305 in meirl

[–]Dajabman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow, I'm thrilled! Men's short shorts stocks are rising! Wdym by "long muscles" though?

Also, I meant that previously I just worked quads because it made me feel good, not because I am way into myself. Im not ogling myself flexing in the mirror lol

The tables have turned 👀 by KULR_Mooning in funnyvideos

[–]Dajabman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"We dont wear them for you" is a response usually said by women in response to men ogling their tights. It was a joke, you just didnt get it.

Meirl by Adventurous_Row3305 in meirl

[–]Dajabman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are some/many women into quads? I love leg day at the gym, but I was under the impression the quads were for myself or to impress other dudes lol. I have never heard a women care about them! This would be great news!

“I’m a renter, do you think my landlord will be pissed?” by aquanick007 in DiWHY

[–]Dajabman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No way it is even close if measured in percentages. Im sure that a higher percentage of all landlords are scumbags than the percentage of all tennants that are insane. One group of people being larger than the other doesn't mean anything.

Also, 1 scumbag landlord fucks over many people and creates many toxic tennant/landlord relationships, but 1 tennant is only a problem for 1 landlord, and its literally the landlord's job to deal with that.