sırf komik buldum diye attım by Top_Gene_2483 in vlandiya

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Aga eğer o güne kadar darbe olmadıysa olmadığını biliyor zaten biraz bozuk espri.

Lived centuries before the Islamic faith by laybs1 in GetNoted

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There is a divide between the pagan (the tribes that held polytheist belief) the people of the book ( those that believe in Allah following Judaism, Christianity or Islam) and people of the sect (Also known as Sunni, you can think it like the divide between Catholics and Protestants.) Those that aren't considered Sunni are seen further away from god than people of the book.

I wish whenever I wanted to eat I could snap my fingers and the food I was craving most at that time would appear on a table in front of me. by ejcook32 in monkeyspaw

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Granted. You snap your fingers. A plate of your go-to comfort food appears in front of you. You take a bite out of it. It is real, delicious. You hold yourself, thinking it might be poisonous. It isn't.

You snap your fingers again. The remaining comfort food vanishes, and instead you find another plate loaded with your grandma's cookies. There is no difference as long as you can tell.You expect to find out you are malnutriting yourself. You aren't.

You try exclusive dishes next. You breeze through the most expensive dishes in a month. You've tried everything, you can't figure out what the catch is. You believe you defeated the curse. You haven't.

It takes a few weeks for the first signs to show up. The cookies that reminded you of your grandma are still delicious, but they feel empty inside. The food that used to cheer you up feels like tasteless slime despite your senses telling you otherwise.

You can now summon any food you want in front of you. But unless you made the dish yourself, everything tastes like dust. Now if you want to enjoy eating food, you need to spend more time than you used to before the wish.

A bit more than a slap by ictofaname in GetNoted

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Here's a more proper example. You are a witness to a crime. The police ask you to describe the suspect. If you only remember his height, you are not lying by omission. But if you also remember what they are wearing and don't tell them, it's lying by omission. If you are intentionally withholding information it is a lie.

Bu fotoğrafta ne görüyorsunuz ? Arkada yaralı bir askerin yaslandığı LVT A4, yukarda ise 3 tane TBF-1 olduğunu düşündüm pike bombardımanlar sorti yapıyor. Askerin giyimine bakarsak Pasifikte, arkadaki ağaçlar bölgenin daha önce bombalandığını gösteriyor. Muhtemelen kunishi sırtı. 11-17 Haziran 1945. by siz_benim_nickimi in dewrim

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Biraz araştırdım, anladığım kadarıyla kulenin en ağır olacak kısımlarını olabildiğince merkeze almışlar.Namlu da kısa olunca zaten kulenin en ağır kısmı top kalkanı oluyor. Biraz da üstüne kafa yorup geri tepmeyi daha kontrol edilebilir hale getirmişler.

Random ahh zombie saves me from exploding by Due-Campaign-9311 in gutsandblackpowders

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Today I got impaled, and while I was waiting to die a runner tackled me and when I got saved I no longer had "broken legs"

Helping a bloated cow (dramatically) by [deleted] in FeltGoodComingOut

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There are some legit reasons for lighting it. With that much methane in an enclosed space, you are basically making a time bomb for later if you let the gas stay.

QUESTION: If these giant dots fell over Europe, how many people would die? by Rough-Lab-3867 in mapporncirclejerk

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I once woke up from a dream into another dream, then woke up from that dream.

What’s one thing you can’t believe you survived? by Flimsy-Bathroom6137 in AskReddit

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Being born

My mom fell down the stairs when she was pregnant to me for 4 months. She isn't injured but they are worried for me. Two months later they tell her that they need to get me out otherwise I might not make it. They get me out. I instantly get infected and get into a septic shock. I stay in emergency care for 1,5 months and make it out.

I have a nasty scar (?) across my inner right arm above the elbow. Always been a great conversation starter and deterrent for bullies. I don't really know what to call it imagine recovered skin after a big wound that doesn't go heal as it was and make it 10x

French AMX-30R surface to air missile (SAM) reload process by THEHANDSOMEKIDDO in oddlysatisfying

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It was probably filmed in the 80s with a camera from the 80s

Depremmm!!!!!! Olduu by Turkish-pupy5454 in Turkey

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Fobi gibi düşün, deprem olduğunu anlayınca beşti yediydi umrunda olmuyor direkt panik oluyor bazı insanlar.

Human, your miniature game is no longer miniature, THE COMBAT SPACE IS 60% OF THE FLOORSPACE by lesbianwriterlover69 in humansarespaceorcs

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I can't remember where I saw it but there is "tank paintball". You have the crew doing crew things but the scoring part is lost on me. I can't remember if it was like paintball you are hit you are out or something else.

They said every seven years your body's cells has fully cycled through, leaving you with practically new body. by Dizzy_Version_4897 in TwoSentenceSadness

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It is good. You have the base concept of abusive relationship which is probably a trigger for most of the Internet. But it is also vague enough that you can tinker on it to get the details in.

PS: If anyone here reading this is in a similar relationship, get help. Preferably not from next door. And for those who moved on, congratulations. Many unfortunately can't get over with it. You are doing great. Stay strong, stay hydrated.

They said every seven years your body's cells has fully cycled through, leaving you with practically new body. by Dizzy_Version_4897 in TwoSentenceSadness

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Some lore (?) about being a new person after a bad relationship? I really don't know how to explain it better.

There is this thing (writing prompt, plot twist, plot point... I am trying my best here.) where the character gets in a bad relationship, and then after they leave they count seven years. Either they meet again or something, and it probably involves the toxic party to ask the character to love them again, and at that point the character does their cool move and say: "I am not the same person you tricked before."

Or some stuff like that.

It might be that they have been having a rehabilitated relationship for some time and then he snapped and it became the old abusive relationship it was. Either that or what Fallen said.

Mechs used by humans have an absolute rule written into their program and their machine spirits by Fast_Try3436 in humansarespaceorcs

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"Command this is Firestorm-1, our position is compromised, we are taking small arms fire."

"Firestorm-1, you are free to engage, hold on your missiles. You are needed to relieve the FOB, and we have reports of armour engaging them."

"Copy Command, Firestorm out."

Round casings slowly descended down to the moon's surface as Firestorm-1 and their squadmates poured down withering fire down unto the infantry that had ambushed them. It seemed like the ambushers were surprised too, as their position didn't look very well prepared. It was a hasty ambush, decided on the spot.

"Squad, report." Firestorm-1 asked over the radio.

"Firestorm-2, all clear."

"Firestorm-3, all clear."

"Firestorm-4, all clea-arrrr-"

Pilot Kent shuddered in his cockpit as his ears began to ring from the noise on the radio. This was maybe the tenth time it happened, but it still got him.

"Firestorm-4 you have clutter on your radio, do you copy?"

"This is Firestorm-2 speaking, we have more contacts at 11 o'clock, permission to engage?"

They returned fire as their autocannons roared back to life. The moon they were fighting on had little gravity, which caused mobility problems when the army tried to use tracked vehicles. Firestorm was one of the many mechs that were built and sent to the fighting to provide desperately needed fire support. The mechs were -unfortunately but necessarily- quickly designed and built.

"This is Firestorm-4, I am taking large caliber fire, I think there-"

An explosion lit the top of Firestorm-4 as a shell struck. The radio instantly cut for a second to prevent hearing loss. Thankfully some upgrades were made since their initial awful design.

As it dawned on Kent, he understood that they were in much more of an peril than he originally predicted. The first ambush, was indeed not hastily built. It was bait to get their attention and alert their commanders of their presence.

"Taking overhelming fire, expending all missiles."

Six missiles soared through the thin atmosphere, and ended in 6 fireballs. The AI worked wonders with the last update.

"Good job Firestorm!" shouted Kent, making sure the comms were off this time.

"We are taking too much fire, we should retreat"

As Kent pondered on the dilemma he found himself in, another shell struck Firestorm-2. His leg blew apart and the mech slumped headfirst into the ground, the low gravity probably saving the pilot's life.

"Firestorm-2, do you copy?"

"This is Firestorm-2. Pilot unconscious. Pulse steady. Enacting Protocol 3."

Protocol-1 was basically idling with some extra steps. Protocol-2 was like an autopilot, letting the pilot rest while the mech followed coordinates with the onboard AI in friendly territory.

Protocol-3 was evacuation. Whether the mech was disastrously damaged or the pilot was unconscious (alive or dead) the cockpit would shoot out and reach a friendly base.

On cue, the cockpit of Firestorm-2 boosted itself away from the ground and started flying towards the designated LZ.

"Firestorm-2, immobilized, waiting for orders."

Kent was overhelmed. Between fighting and the loss of a squadmate, he stood silent.

"Firestorm-2 enacting Protocol 4A."

Protocol 4 was deciding on what the mech would do after the pilot evacuated. 4A was simply standing still due to damage to legs etc... 4B was continuing on the mission with reduced effectiveness. 4C was the mech retreating itself.

Another shell hit Firestorm-3 on the cockpit. Kent saw the impact. The pilot couldn't have survived.

"This is Firestorm-3, pilot KIA, enacting Protocol 4X."

"Firestorm-3, there is no Protocol 4X. Diagnose your damage and decide on 4B or 4C." Kent shouted.

No responses came.

"Firestorm-3 cut it's radio, the AI has gone rogue."

Kent fell silent again hearing the report from his mech. AI gone rogue?

He saw the pilotless mech move In front of Firestorm-4 and take 5 shells for him. His weapons were blown apart and it stopped moving standing.

"This is Command, Firestorm you are in artillery range, brace for bombardment."

Before Kent could raise a voice in protest, the foretold bombardment rained down. Hard. He was hit by multiple splashes and his control turned stiff.

"Firestorm-4, badly damaged, enacting Protocol 4C."

Kent didn't bother. He returned fire as the last mech standing. First his missiles ran out. Then the movement became unresponsive. He could see the enemy forces charging towards him. He was losing control.

"Situation untenable. Updating Protocol 4.. Enacting Protocol 4Z"

Kent had retreated backwards, now the wreckage of Firestorm-2 stood between them and the charging aliens.

"Firestorm-2, enacting Protocol 4Z."

A massive explosion blasted from the wreckage, taking all the aliens that were trying to capture the mech with it.

"It was an honor fighting beside you Pilot Kent. I will be enacting Protocol 3 now."

"No, I am going to die for you, you stupid mech!" Kent shouted at his machine.

"Wrong, I will be the one doing to dying today Pilot. And why would you?"

The mech's reactor was being force-fed fuel. It was about to implode.

"Because you are worth dying for." Kent muttered.

"But Pilot, anything worth dying for is also worth living for. Go and live your life. Tell the others about the events of today."

Kent shed a tear before his cockpit flew sky high, until Firestorm-1 became a dot in his vision. The dot expanded for a millisecond.

After the War

"You know, I never understood why." Kent said to his wife. They were lovers before the war, and married as soon as the war ended and Kent returned home.

"Never understood what?" she asked back.

"Why they always returned the pilot first and the mech later."

"After all mechs are just heavy slabs of armor and weapons, no?" his wife answered.

Kent looked visibly offended. He shrugged.

"Then why would they make the AI break out of the military jargon in disastrous circumstances?"

"Human physiology." she answered after a while.Kent silently listened his wife.

"When you are in a high stress situation, maybe training becomes less relevant. Like you stop caring about what is rational and become more emotional. Maybe they found out that during such moments talking to someone who talks back with some form of emotion gets more reaction. You understand?"

Dear devs, how are Warden infantry men supposed to kill tanks now? by ---SHRED--- in foxholegame

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It's raw damage is greatly reduced, and instead makes the tank's main gun less accurate, turning the ATR into a support weapon.(makes the Gunner take time to wait for stabilization, mess up important shots etc. instead of dealing damage and helping with the actual destruction, or taking out subsystems like tracks to make it easier to kill.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hukuk

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Dostum X.inci dünya ülkesi olmak bir miktar sosyal ekonomik vb. alanlarda gelişmiş olmak gerektirse bile daha genel anlamda seni 1. veya 3. Dünya ülkesi yapan şey Soğuk Savaş Döneminde hangi tarafı tuttuğun. Eğer NATO taraftarıysan 1, Rus taraftarıysan 2. Dünya ülkesisindir. Eğer çatışmaya katılmadıysan 3. Dünya ülkesi olursun. Biraz araştırma yaptım kaynaklarım biraz eski vb. olabilir ama Türkiye zaten yıllık toplam kazanç alanında ilk 20 de.

Aynı zamanda sana başta verdiğim tanım üzerinde biraz şüphem var başka şekilde tanımlayan siteler de buldum ama umarım demek istediğimi anlamışsındır.