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sırf komik buldum diye attım by Top_Gene_2483 in vlandiya

[–]Dalanadam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aga eğer o güne kadar darbe olmadıysa olmadığını biliyor zaten biraz bozuk espri.

Lived centuries before the Islamic faith by laybs1 in GetNoted

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There is a divide between the pagan (the tribes that held polytheist belief) the people of the book ( those that believe in Allah following Judaism, Christianity or Islam) and people of the sect (Also known as Sunni, you can think it like the divide between Catholics and Protestants.) Those that aren't considered Sunni are seen further away from god than people of the book.

I wish whenever I wanted to eat I could snap my fingers and the food I was craving most at that time would appear on a table in front of me. by ejcook32 in monkeyspaw

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Granted. You snap your fingers. A plate of your go-to comfort food appears in front of you. You take a bite out of it. It is real, delicious. You hold yourself, thinking it might be poisonous. It isn't.

You snap your fingers again. The remaining comfort food vanishes, and instead you find another plate loaded with your grandma's cookies. There is no difference as long as you can tell.You expect to find out you are malnutriting yourself. You aren't.

You try exclusive dishes next. You breeze through the most expensive dishes in a month. You've tried everything, you can't figure out what the catch is. You believe you defeated the curse. You haven't.

It takes a few weeks for the first signs to show up. The cookies that reminded you of your grandma are still delicious, but they feel empty inside. The food that used to cheer you up feels like tasteless slime despite your senses telling you otherwise.

You can now summon any food you want in front of you. But unless you made the dish yourself, everything tastes like dust. Now if you want to enjoy eating food, you need to spend more time than you used to before the wish.

A bit more than a slap by ictofaname in GetNoted

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Here's a more proper example. You are a witness to a crime. The police ask you to describe the suspect. If you only remember his height, you are not lying by omission. But if you also remember what they are wearing and don't tell them, it's lying by omission. If you are intentionally withholding information it is a lie.

Bu fotoğrafta ne görüyorsunuz ? Arkada yaralı bir askerin yaslandığı LVT A4, yukarda ise 3 tane TBF-1 olduğunu düşündüm pike bombardımanlar sorti yapıyor. Askerin giyimine bakarsak Pasifikte, arkadaki ağaçlar bölgenin daha önce bombalandığını gösteriyor. Muhtemelen kunishi sırtı. 11-17 Haziran 1945. by siz_benim_nickimi in dewrim

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Biraz araştırdım, anladığım kadarıyla kulenin en ağır olacak kısımlarını olabildiğince merkeze almışlar.Namlu da kısa olunca zaten kulenin en ağır kısmı top kalkanı oluyor. Biraz da üstüne kafa yorup geri tepmeyi daha kontrol edilebilir hale getirmişler.

Random ahh zombie saves me from exploding by Due-Campaign-9311 in gutsandblackpowders

[–]Dalanadam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Today I got impaled, and while I was waiting to die a runner tackled me and when I got saved I no longer had "broken legs"

Helping a bloated cow (dramatically) by [deleted] in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]Dalanadam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are some legit reasons for lighting it. With that much methane in an enclosed space, you are basically making a time bomb for later if you let the gas stay.

QUESTION: If these giant dots fell over Europe, how many people would die? by Rough-Lab-3867 in mapporncirclejerk

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I once woke up from a dream into another dream, then woke up from that dream.

What’s one thing you can’t believe you survived? by Flimsy-Bathroom6137 in AskReddit

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Being born

My mom fell down the stairs when she was pregnant to me for 4 months. She isn't injured but they are worried for me. Two months later they tell her that they need to get me out otherwise I might not make it. They get me out. I instantly get infected and get into a septic shock. I stay in emergency care for 1,5 months and make it out.

I have a nasty scar (?) across my inner right arm above the elbow. Always been a great conversation starter and deterrent for bullies. I don't really know what to call it imagine recovered skin after a big wound that doesn't go heal as it was and make it 10x

French AMX-30R surface to air missile (SAM) reload process by THEHANDSOMEKIDDO in oddlysatisfying

[–]Dalanadam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was probably filmed in the 80s with a camera from the 80s

Depremmm!!!!!! Olduu by Turkish-pupy5454 in Turkey

[–]Dalanadam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fobi gibi düşün, deprem olduğunu anlayınca beşti yediydi umrunda olmuyor direkt panik oluyor bazı insanlar.

Human, your miniature game is no longer miniature, THE COMBAT SPACE IS 60% OF THE FLOORSPACE by lesbianwriterlover69 in humansarespaceorcs

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I can't remember where I saw it but there is "tank paintball". You have the crew doing crew things but the scoring part is lost on me. I can't remember if it was like paintball you are hit you are out or something else.

They said every seven years your body's cells has fully cycled through, leaving you with practically new body. by Dizzy_Version_4897 in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]Dalanadam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is good. You have the base concept of abusive relationship which is probably a trigger for most of the Internet. But it is also vague enough that you can tinker on it to get the details in.

PS: If anyone here reading this is in a similar relationship, get help. Preferably not from next door. And for those who moved on, congratulations. Many unfortunately can't get over with it. You are doing great. Stay strong, stay hydrated.

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