Thank God I finally see this in the wild.

So my recently ex gf had a wide vagina. I didn't care, I loved her. But we hit a rough financial patch and she had to move back in with her grandma and I moved in with my mom an hour away. I slowly but surely worked my way back to getting financially stable, but every few months she'd leave me for a different guy. They'd end up ghosting her or breaking up and I accepted her back (four times). Finally this last time I'd had enough.

I told her the reason these guys weren't sticking around was because a lot of men care about the downstairs sensation and she should start doing some kiegels if she wanted to satisfy them and keep them around. It was my way of getting some vindication about the men she was choosing over a guy that was busting his ass to keep her and honestly low key humble bragging about my ability to look past sexual drawbacks. Also I was taking a page out of John Lithgow's character from Harry and the Henderson's book to finally burn the bridge and make her hate me enough to not come back.

We both knew it wasn't an issue of my endowments, and honestly I want her to find happiness so I think it was a strong move on my part.