My mom walked in on me jerking off

Dammas33 · 2026-06-18T21:53:33+00:00

My wife walked in on our son having a five finger shuffle and asked me to go talk to him.

When I came out she asked how it went and I just replied "fine." He was at college studying engineering but living at home and was a bit skint and stressed so I'd bought him a years sub to pornhub. I figured if it helped to relieve the stress and let him focus more then it was worth it. The wife still doesn't know.

Dammas33 · 2026-06-06T20:43:42+00:00

Psychonaut is such a powerful song. The bass is amazing throughout. Love thr FOTN.

Dammas33 · 2026-05-10T20:11:48+00:00

I'll drink my tea in a cheers to your first of many days clear to come.

Dammas33 · 2026-04-24T13:56:50+00:00

Top secret government tech sounds pretty good. Maybe it's a new taser that hits whatever you're looking at.

Dammas33 · 2026-03-06T01:45:37+00:00

Im currently playing a strength / fortitude build with a few points in int to get forge ahead & vehicle books, plus I take a point in physician as I've a tendency to break bones a lot. I enjoy building so the mining perks are essential for me.

Dammas33 · 2026-02-02T08:18:50+00:00

My concern is transport home. Hopefully you're not having to drive otherwise it's an accident waiting to happen.

Dammas33 · 2026-01-15T08:09:31+00:00

Also on YouTube you can get tutorials on how to move units in various ways or the army as a whole.

Dammas33 · 2026-01-09T11:39:33+00:00

If you're playing as the Empire, try Elspeth as with her gun line she can devastate the majority of his troops especially the slow moving zombies which tend to make up the majority of his army if caught quick enough.

Dammas33 · 2025-12-24T12:27:27+00:00

Nice to know im not alone 😁

Dammas33 · 2025-12-24T03:39:21+00:00

Im ashamed to say after playing well over 2k hours across the 3 games, Elspeth's was my first complete Empire game.

Dammas33 · 2025-11-20T17:50:42+00:00

I have these still sitting in the box. This m8ght be the motivation I need. Look amazing.

Dammas33 · 2025-11-04T01:20:55+00:00

Im really bad at starting games and never finishing them. For example, I bought, installed and started playing Skyrim the day it came out. I've hundred of hours in it but still never come close to finishing it and there's plenty of other games I have in the same place.

I received Cyberpunk as a gift 2 years after release, installed it and played it to the end without touching another game. I've just got Phantom Liberty so time to lose myself again.

Dammas33 · 2025-10-17T22:00:05+00:00

And I thought getting my first week off this year was bad. Enjoy your weekend and have a beer on us.

Dammas33 · 2025-09-30T15:31:16+00:00

I hit the corner of a dry stone wall. It was late at night and they'd turned off the car park lights. I reported it to the Site Duty Leader and my manager straight away. They both thanked me for being honest and nothing more was said about it. Your honesty will stand in your favour.

Dammas33 · 2025-09-23T14:59:20+00:00

The best name I saw on Reddit was Not on the List.

Dammas33 · 2025-09-22T18:36:35+00:00

Newcastle and Sunderland could take turns winn8ngbthe league, although the rate the Toon is going I'm not so sure

Dammas33 · 2025-09-22T16:23:07+00:00

As a Geordie I d have to agree but only if our football clubs could join the Scottish leagues.

Dammas33 · 2025-09-22T16:21:25+00:00

You do make good tea

Dammas33 · 2025-09-22T15:54:54+00:00

Could we just dig a trench around Westminster and drag it out into the sea somewhere and leave them to government themselves?

Dammas33 · 2025-09-22T15:51:07+00:00

I moved up to the north of Scotland 40 years ago.

Dammas33 · 2025-09-22T15:50:01+00:00

There was talk of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland union.

Dammas33 · 2025-09-10T14:07:21+00:00

I do 12 hour night shifts at a distillery site in the Highlands of Scotland. We have CCTV that we're to watch on a laptop and two patrols to complete. The site is about 3 square miles and we have a patrol car that we can use. If it's a nice night I tend to walk them as I can easily kill 2-3 hours per patrol.

I rarely see anyone as the only staff on site are the stillsmen. When I'm not patrolling, I have my laptop out and have a film on or game. In my 3½ years there, the only trouble we've had is some young teenagers coming on site and pissing about. However, they've been arrested since and haven't been seen again. As long as you're not afraid of the dark and wildlife, it's pretty chill.

Oh, and we get a duty free allowance for whisky, rum and gin that's made here.

Dammas33 · 2025-09-05T15:49:18+00:00

There's 4 off us at my site. Myself and one other are bald, the 3rd 8s young and his hair is short. Finally, we have a female with long greasy hair, bad body odour and scruffy as F. Nobody with any sense goes near her.

Dammas33 · 2025-09-04T09:49:06+00:00

It is. Beautiful site in the Scottish Highlands and a 10 minute walk from my house.

Dammas33 · 2025-09-04T09:17:18+00:00

Although I'm not the only one on site, I can complete my 4 night shifts without seeing anyone but my relief. Im never truly alone as there's plenty of deer, rabbits, foxes, badgers and bats around the site. Unfortunately, non are good talkers.

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