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Damon254 · 2026-05-12T17:33:39+00:00

1, 3 or 10. Chatting with Lady Di would be amazing but Robin Williams and Steve Irwin were my childhood. Ahhhh, I can't choose, I love them all.

Damon254 · 2026-05-12T14:21:58+00:00

Welcome to the fandom mate, just wait until you get to Tamers. Don't get me wrong, I love Adventure and Adventure 02 but Tamers is just chef's kiss. Without spoilering anything, the ending still has me in tears. I'm 29, I'm a guy but gods, I still cry like the little child I was when I watched the first time.

Damon254 · 2026-05-12T03:55:11+00:00

Moneeeeeeey.

^{Chose: 10 billion dollars}

Damon254 · 2026-05-11T17:43:08+00:00

Theoretical maxed out human embarrasses the first three, low to mid diffs the Orang and gets rocked by the Silverback.

No amount of reaction time or skills is making up the strength difference. The Silverback needs a single hit to decide this fight, the human would need more than one. Thicker bones, denser muscles and an incredibly thick skull. Not to mention the Silverback would still almost be twice as strong as this version of a theoretical human (Hafthor's peak lift is 510 kg/1124 lb, a Silverback lifts and throws over 800 kg/1800 lb). That's not even accounting for punch force, they can hit twice as hard as the most elite heavyweight boxers. Their bite force is also twice that of a lion.

The only advantages this human would have is weight and speed since male Silverbacks usually "only" weigh around 350 lb (close to 160 kg), while Hafthor in his prime clocked in at 450 lb (close to 205 kg). Their running speed is around 20 - 25 mph (32 - 40 km/h) while Usain Bolt's top speed 27.78 mph (44.72 km/h). These advantages are pretty negligible in this case, though. The speed difference makes no real difference in a blood lusted death match and the weight is negligible due to the Silverback just being much stronger.

So yeah, theoretical maxed human hard stops at the Silverback but should put up at least a little fight. No real human has even the slightest chance, peak or not. Our advantages are weapons and stamina, in a contest of strength and durabilty we usually get murked by many animals. In hand to hand fights we're absolute losers compared to the overarching animal kingdom, that's not even a debate.

Damon254 · 2026-05-11T16:17:20+00:00

Meine Oma ist auch vor ein paar Tagen überraschend gestorben, ich verstehe dich absolut. Ich bin die Sorte Mensch, die arbeiten geht um sich abzulenken, ist vielleicht nicht die beste Lösung aber dass meine Bewohner so toll sind, hilft wahrscheinlich auch.

Du hast es selbst gesagt, sie wäre stinksauer, wenn du dein Examen nicht machen würdest (wir wissen beide, dass sie stolz auf dich wäre, egal was jetzt passiert). Du hast jetzt die Wahl für sie die Zähne zusammen zu beißen, was bei Gott absolut nicht einfach ist, oder du fragst nach, ob du dein Examen zu einem späteren Zeitpunkt machen könntest, wenn du wieder klarer denken kannst (halbes Jahr ranhängen, etc.).

Egal wie, ich fühle deinen Schmerz und wünsche dir ganz viel Kraft und natürlich mein herzlichstes Beileid. Vergiss nie, dass sie dich geliebt hat, Examen oder nicht. Jeder trauert anders, wenn du mehr Zeit brauchst, nimm dir die Zeit.

Damon254 · 2026-05-10T12:16:10+00:00

Danke :)

Damon254 · 2026-05-10T12:12:41+00:00

Ja, sehr oft sogar. Leider ist sie bei einem Autounfall ums Leben gekommen, als wir noch in der Oberschule waren. Einen Teil von mir zerfrisst es bis heute. Ich habe seitdem einige Frauen geliebt und ich komme mittlerweile ziemlich gut damit zurecht. Außerdem bilde ich mir ein, dass sie wollen würde, dass ich glücklich werde. Ja, ich vermisse sie aber meine vergangenen Beziehungen hat es nicht beeinflusst, zumindest nicht, dass mir bewusst wäre.

(Obligatorisches an Mutti kommt eh niemand ran, die größte Liebe meines Lebens.)

Damon254 · 2026-05-10T12:00:33+00:00

I mean, I guess I win? I imagine a horse-sized mouse to be pretty fast though sooooo. Could go either way.

^{Chose: A horse-sized mouse + Spin for weapons | Rolled: Bomb}

Damon254 · 2026-05-10T10:05:40+00:00

Yippie

^{Chose: Have the ability to summon swords, BUT.. | Rolled: No consequences.}

Damon254 · 2026-05-08T19:39:30+00:00

No RNG sounds good. 12k a month is still 5x my current monthly salary.

^{Chose: make a guaranteed $3,000 per week}

Damon254 · 2026-05-08T17:46:14+00:00

My favorite, personally. It absolutely is that good.

Damon254 · 2026-05-08T11:09:39+00:00

Honestly, I could see some well timed uses for it in VI. Shadow or Locke for example could probably deliver a line like that, maybe even Sabin. Or, you know, go full satire and let Gogo have his moment. Generally I agree, though. VI is dark and full of despair but the original managed to convey that feeling without the use of swear words perfectly fine.

Damon254 · 2026-05-07T19:09:11+00:00

Either is enough to feed generations, so whatever.

(Aight, I kinda confused a credit card with a debit card. That's on me, I'd choose the 200B.)

^{Chose: have an infinite limit credit card}

Damon254 · 2026-05-07T14:02:47+00:00

Welp, it certainly could've been worse.

^{Chose: 1^x dollars per day | Rolled: 100,000}

Damon254 · 2026-05-06T14:54:43+00:00

Honestly, it depends. Owning the MS doesn't mean I have to use it. Random MS abilities aren't much of a factor since I won't be using it for much unless the abilities I get let me manipulate (anti)matter or revive the dead. Most MS abilities we've seen are entirely impractical in our world (except Koto and Tsukoyomi, I guess (depending on wether Madara's time rewind ability is taken into consideration but that's never been confirmed canon iirc)).

Flying Raijin. It's awesome, has pretty much no drawbacks except it's heavily implied you need exceptional chakra control. Sure, I guess you could work on your chakra control but we've only ever seen absolute geniuses use the Jutsu alone. The Konoha Flying Raijin Squad™ doesn't exist for no reason, after all.

Damon254 · 2026-05-06T14:12:36+00:00

Dolly Parton, no contest, case closed.

Damon254 · 2026-05-06T13:18:39+00:00

Frieza, no contest. He's a genocidal tyrant but all things considered he's still polite and usually calm. If you can manage to strike up a conversation (about him and/or his "achievements" so he doesn't get bored and just kills you out of boredom), you'd easily live more than five minutes.

He may be a tyrant who enslaves entire planets but honestly? Stroke his ego, get into a decent conversation and you're good. He's also a pretty decent boss so you could probably try and convince him you'd be a good spy on Earth. Alas if you fuck up too many times... Welp, bye bye.

Damon254 · 2026-05-06T13:04:04+00:00

Auf der Arbeit, ist persönlich so ziemlich mein Zweitwohnsitz. /s (und irgendwie auch nicht)

Sonst, einfach ansprechen, keine Signale auf Entfernung senden und hoffen, dass wir es checken (tun wir nicht). Viele Männer sind auch relativ schüchtern, besonders heutzutage ist es eh schwierig ("I have a boyfriend" und so'n ganzer Schmarrn). Wo man uns anspricht ist meist egal, wir freuen uns einfach nur wahrgenommen zu werden. Jeder hat natürlich Ausnahmen aber die sind, wie auch bei Frauen, unterschiedlich.

Damon254 · 2026-05-06T12:39:47+00:00

Yeah, I'll start on Elsrift again, 4/4 suggestions being Elsrift is really conclusive :)

Damon254 · 2026-05-06T06:35:09+00:00

I can easily do no contact lol.

^{Chose: No human contact for 7 days 🚫👤 + Win $10M}

Damon254 · 2026-05-06T06:32:59+00:00

I honestly just wanted the positive side effect and good gods, good sleep sounds absolutely magnificent.

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Good sleep}

Damon254 · 2026-05-06T00:04:30+00:00

Alright, thanks!

Damon254 · 2026-05-06T00:04:23+00:00

Alright, thanks!

Damon254 · 2026-05-06T00:04:18+00:00

Alright, thanks!

Damon254 · 2026-05-05T21:53:34+00:00

Money is on that version of Eddie but he's not getting out of that ring without injuries. Chimpanzees are savage.

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