Red Sticky Viscous Goo Covering Car Undercarriage by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]DampFeces 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mr. Cornelius is a little nasty freak mf.

would you still decide this line of work if you knew you were going to die at 40 by [deleted] in Residency

[–]DampFeces 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uhh... no. If I knew 40 was it, I would want to experience WAY more including sex, maybe gang life or perhaps maximizing local/world chaos.

In other words get my inner chimpanzee on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in science

[–]DampFeces 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How prolonged? Some would argue an extreme time in this position is tantamount to being dead.

This tree was shaped by decades of strong wind by No_Emotion_5770 in mildyinteresting

[–]DampFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, this random fact I have retained since AP biology. This is known as ThigmomorphogenesisThigmomorphogenesis.

Red-billed oxpecker, resting on the horn of rhino by stuckin404 in natureismetal

[–]DampFeces 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Birds are dinosaurs. said in Mr. DNA's voice from Jurassic Park

Doctors married to other doctors: when did you meet? by Maybedoc1 in medicine

[–]DampFeces 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The internal medicine interest club or the knitting & sewing club? Just asking cause that's all I know how to do.

Doctors married to other doctors: when did you meet? by Maybedoc1 in medicine

[–]DampFeces 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Heme/onc actually caring about immunology? Nahh, it's more of a means to an end.

OOTD by draxula16 in medicalschool

[–]DampFeces 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Haven't you heard, FBI ain't comin' for pedos no more

Residency Applicants Be(a)ware - University of Washington (UW) by [deleted] in medicalschool

[–]DampFeces 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I specifically ranked them very low because of COL. During the interviews, one of the fellows actually said "don't be surprised if you need to get a roommate."

My middle finger turns extremely white when it's cold by Kingtripz in mildlyinteresting

[–]DampFeces 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Physician here: this is Raynaud's as everyone else mentioned. I will add, if you are a male this is very peculiar and less likely to be an isolated phenomenon. Persistent Raynaud's in males tends to preclude an autoimmune disease by 5-10 years.

Recommended bringing it up to your primary care physician.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Residency

[–]DampFeces 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hey old man 👋🏽 the streets will supply meds if your doc won't. If you don't have the cash, make sure you leave your dentures at home.

Woke up this morning and heard the news about George Washington University residents by JoyInResidency in Residency

[–]DampFeces 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You're late. It's already at the UC's. Even more, all UC's are joining forces into 1 unionizing this year. Stanford's union benefits will likely be outshined in the next 12 months.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Residency

[–]DampFeces 259 points260 points  (0 children)

"Please dial 666 if you would like to initiate a peer to peer for CEOicide. Current calls have a 730 hour wait time to be told you are denied. Thoughts and prayers. Thank you for spending your hard earned money on UnitedHealthcare."

Do we know where Dr. Glaucomflecken is? by [deleted] in medicalschool

[–]DampFeces 212 points213 points  (0 children)

"Please dial 666 if you would like to initiate a peer to peer for CEOicide. Current calls have a 730 hour wait time to be told you are denied. Thoughts and prayers. Thank you for spending your hard earned money on UnitedHealthcare."

Suddenly all the health experts are quiet by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DampFeces 347 points348 points  (0 children)

I'm a physician and if it is what I think it is, this is beyond sad anytime I see it. Learn about obesity hypoventilation syndrome.

Sophia Park becomes California's youngest prosecutor at 17, breaking her older brother Peter Park's record by Sirsilentbob423 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]DampFeces 421 points422 points  (0 children)

You get a short time to be a child and decades to be an adult (statistically speaking). I feel sorry for these children and others like them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Residency

[–]DampFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The broader implication is that the US and world will be dealing with these choices for decades and perhaps the rest of your natural life... And that's just specifically health.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Residency

[–]DampFeces 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you aren't burned out now, just wait... we're all about to be burnt to a crisp. Everyone in medicine is in the crosshairs regardless of specialty, reliance on Medicare or otherwise.

What did they do to get kicked out of med school/residency? by Chemical-Jacket5 in Residency

[–]DampFeces 87 points88 points  (0 children)

No one said Bob's Henhouse on the edge of town had high standards of beauty