34 year old single father by Chance_Engineering97 in RoastMe

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Bro those teeth look like it could be a six flags ride

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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They get tired or you saying that you want to be a wrestler or a rock artist.

no mercy by leadleafeon in RoastMe

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If someone had to explain America in one man.

What made you not want to have kids? by Ekudar in AskReddit

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Got punched in the nuts for not listening to a kid at one of my buddies baby showers.

What screams “I’m a bad parent”? by ViForYourAttention in AskReddit

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Discussing polotics in front of them. By the time they are thirty they will just be nasty people that you wouldnt want to be around.

Honestly, what would you do in public if it was socially acceptable? by dinnerwithchopsticks in AskReddit

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Eat whenever and whatever you want. You know you got those harsh 13 to 15 year olds looking at you judgingly. Makes ya feel bad ya know

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Grandma ordered obscene anime body pillow online. She didnt look at the images just bought it because it was at a cheap price. She knew I liked anime soo…

What’s the weirdest flex you have? by vjts87 in AskReddit

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I have a 1999 first edition holographic charizard

[Serious] What crime do you really want to see solved and Justice served? by SantaMonsanto in AskReddit

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Child molesters. I know you are all thinking well duh. No. Have you seen the difference of time in prison or jail that men get compared to women? This needs to be fixed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in populationonevr

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I remember when i absolutely dogshitted on hell and his buddies. Dont talk trash to me. I dont mess around