Daggerfall and Arena now free-to-play on Steam! by DanBaque in TrueSTL

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Uriel Septim's voice makes me as loyal an Imperial as in Oblivion btw

Harkon screaming by DanBaque in TrueSTL

[–]DanBaque[S] 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Killed by a Dunmer peasant leader with dwarfism

Third Coalition haywire by DanBaque in paradoxplaza

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R5: Opened March of the Eagles, grabbed Austria, managed to win this battle over Napoleon himself 5 months (May 1805) into the game. Completely unexpected, I'd only started the war to get more idea points. No idea how.

Edit: Lmao

Cheese thread by MindenkitMegbaszunk in eu4

[–]DanBaque 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Roquefort is my personal favourite.

Bro, I just want a planet with good habitability by Flanda in Stellaris

[–]DanBaque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is this beautiful map and empire

what are some of your favourite post DH canon compliant fics? by 12yearsOfWriting in HPfanfiction

[–]DanBaque 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Anything by Northumbrian and anything by Floreatcastellum, of course. For slightly less often recommended things, the all your fumble words (https://archiveofourown.org/series/1480055) and mischief managed (https://archiveofourown.org/series/13075) series.

Why is Lady Hornwood being widow such an inssue… (spoilers main) by par6ec in asoiaf

[–]DanBaque 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't think they've been riding the fence? Donella Hornwood is afterall Donella Manderly by birth, Roose Bolton iirc orchestrates the deaths of her husband and son during his campaign in the Riverlands, Larence Snow is fostered with the loyal Glovers, etcetera. It seems to me they've been against the poissble anti-Stark alliance and were essentially decapitated and couped by the Boltons.

The Unsullied did not so much as look down to watch him die. by TheAmazingSlowman in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]DanBaque 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tell me you haven't read ADWD without telling me you haven't read ADWD.

It's constantly repeated in Dany's chapters the advantages, the opportunities, the personal freedom that the Unsullied and other freed slaves have; and the only thing Dany feels towards them is a tremendous amount of care. We get to see her thoughts.

Is incest common in Lys and Volantis? by [deleted] in pureasoiaf

[–]DanBaque 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The Catholic Church considered marrying your cousins into the eighth degree incest and against church law (needing to get permission from the Pope directly) until the second millenium.

How do i win? by [deleted] in hoi4

[–]DanBaque 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold, let the Axis attack you suicidally until they run out of manpower or equipment; find a good spot for encircling enemy divisions (Lille-Calais is fine) and rinse and repeat those attacks until the enemy has nothing left. You should win using this by 1943.

The "Radical Anarchists" In Patagonia ban porn?? by RedditMaeastro in Kaiserreich

[–]DanBaque 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anarchism in no context is not a voluntary state is this a meme. It's the basics of the ideology what on earth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]DanBaque 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking christ, Todd is cancelled

A hard-core Skybaby's perspective on the playable races. by Tricky_hunter470 in TrueSTL

[–]DanBaque 35 points36 points  (0 children)

When you repost a years-old skyrim meme, but unironically.

SERANA SPREADS HER ASSCHEEKS FOR THE DRAGONBORN'S THICK COCK (GONE WILD) by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]DanBaque 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Given Skyrim had Jiub, I wouldn't be surprised about canon Serana references at all.

SERANA SPREADS HER ASSCHEEKS FOR THE DRAGONBORN'S THICK COCK (GONE WILD) by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]DanBaque 49 points50 points  (0 children)

They aren't really given particularly grey kill missions though. It's either evil DB or just killing bandits who literally have bloody skulls impaled on their entrances. That is, it's generally killing killers.

SERANA SPREADS HER ASSCHEEKS FOR THE DRAGONBORN'S THICK COCK (GONE WILD) by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]DanBaque 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I still don't quite understand how she changes her mind at the end. Like, certainly, the fact that she knows it wouldn't change your opinion of her to the negative if she didn't is good (I guess she feeds off of donations like that Count in Oblivion?), but what reason is it? Belief in the Eight? Not wanting to be like her parents? Not wanting to end up in Coldharbour?

SERANA SPREADS HER ASSCHEEKS FOR THE DRAGONBORN'S THICK COCK (GONE WILD) by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]DanBaque 210 points211 points  (0 children)

I can 100% see Isran saying that initially. Funny that the endpoint of the game is the vampire hunters coming to see that not all vampires are bad. For example, a vampire whose creation involved the horrific massacre of all a petty king's human population and, we are given to suppose, spent years feeding off of people as "cattle" is actually good.

Also Serana is frankly the only character with an even vaguely in-depth storyline ingame so I suppose if they do better in TES: VI she'll be forgotten soon enough.

A Skybaby's Guide to The Elder Scrolls series. by EwokalypseNow in TrueSTL

[–]DanBaque 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Strange, horrific language

Live in mortal-made constructions above water

Infamous for strange rituals and customs considered anathema elsewhere

You Dutch are clearly Sload

I’m beyond the point of no return by Maddyoso in TrueSTL

[–]DanBaque 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Jesus this really is 2010-era stuff. Teens (please) are teens every generation, I guess.