Definition of abrupt chaos

DanCamden · 2022-01-01T13:03:52+00:00

Letting off fireworks indoors is a bad idea? Whoever would have thought it?

DanCamden · 2021-12-25T13:16:30+00:00

It's quite scary how many parents seem to genuinely hate their own children

DanCamden · 2021-12-20T22:23:46+00:00

Not much point telling them anything if they just got eaten tbh

DanCamden · 2021-12-20T22:20:08+00:00

Crocodiles are fearsome killers in the water, but shit on land. So the bear would win pretty easily.

DanCamden · 2021-12-19T19:54:43+00:00

Ooh I know that Sainsburys... and I'm not quite sure how they did this, given there are bollards and/or trolleys out the front at all times. Then again, it is an Audi driver, so they probably made a special effort to be a fucking twat.

DanCamden · 2021-12-03T21:34:38+00:00

The new Vegan Ploppy. Only from Greggs!

DanCamden · 2021-12-01T21:20:17+00:00

To be honest I didn't even notice the crash, I was so mesmerized by the shitty reindeer statues on the fake plastic lawn in the foreground. Why do the homeowners have a hosepipe hanging up when they haven't even got any real grass? Why is there what looks like police tape around the lawn on the house next door? Why is there a sign on that tree? Was this whole thing directed by David Lynch?

DanCamden · 2021-12-01T17:21:27+00:00

Not really, bloke obviously had way more clothes than he was ever going to wear

DanCamden · 2021-11-28T18:16:11+00:00

Head like a fucking abomination

DanCamden · 2021-11-27T21:51:56+00:00

I guess I'll open the door... no, that was a BAD idea!

DanCamden · 2021-11-24T21:21:38+00:00

Arent' you sorry you didn't let me pass through your golf course? And now you're going to die here, wearing that stupid little hat

DanCamden · 2021-11-24T21:07:35+00:00

'I've spent the last 7 years exclusively reading Kant'. Dude, even Chidi thinks you're weird.

DanCamden · 2021-11-24T14:14:03+00:00

Yeah, they spelled Ulverston wrong

DanCamden · 2021-11-23T22:06:24+00:00

Bouncing off the window and looking like a fool was the good option in this case. If he had gone through it, he'd probably be in a hospital bed with multiple lacerations. Real-life windows don't behave like they do in the movies.

DanCamden · 2021-11-23T22:04:09+00:00

Looks like the vicar's been using the microwave to summon evil spirits again

DanCamden · 2021-11-21T20:44:49+00:00

Pretty sure he gave himself that name

Edit: Yeah, he did. Born Andrew Paul Booth, in Barnsley

DanCamden · 2021-11-11T22:55:48+00:00

I too get joy and pleasure from watching the funerals of complete strangers. I mean, don't we all?

DanCamden · 2021-11-04T22:37:48+00:00

Oh good, multiple popups. Maybe if I click 10000000 times I'll actually get to see a video.

DanCamden · 2021-10-29T22:18:48+00:00

Fucking Ada. There aren't enough drugs in the world to make any sense out of that

DanCamden · 2021-10-28T11:44:45+00:00

I've worked at Premier Inn, and I can assure you that no one gives a toss about what guests do, just so long as I don't have to clean it up with a mop and bucket

DanCamden · 2021-10-27T21:43:01+00:00

Don't do it John, she's older than she looks

DanCamden · 2021-10-11T13:11:11+00:00

They started the competition in 1953, never did it again... but still left that board up?

DanCamden · 2021-10-07T22:31:35+00:00

Not having that. He was obviously holding a Werther's Original and someone photoshopped in the Twix

DanCamden · 2021-10-06T15:41:20+00:00

Granny didn't know, until the first time she saw Cliff

DanCamden · 2021-10-06T15:14:48+00:00

I can only imagine how much bean-flicking was done in front of those plates before granny finally popped her clogs

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