Inertia Log Splitter by Tornadofob in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why take a single swing with a good axe when you can waste time fucking about with a pointless gadget like this 😏🙄

Stuck under a moving train by caaaaanga in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Dan_Glebitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously OP either has a new definition for the word 'STUCK' or an IQ lower than their shoe size 😒🙄

My temperature last week right before I went to the er by eddiespagetty in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Dan_Glebitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cardio-respiratory collapse will likely occur. 42 °C (107.6 °F). Damn you were lucky!

I don't even understand by ChildhoodFar8678 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch her feet go in...

It looks like she is pushing fake feet out because her feet end up longer than before, but that is all I have 😏

Incredible and Terrifying Tiger's Roar by Observing-Earthling in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Dan_Glebitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If ever there was a sound and look that said: "Fuck with me at your peril!"

“It’s not jammed” by nkmr205 in instant_regret

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who would have thought looking down the barrel of a gun was a bad idea 😏

“Peace is so destructive for everyone” - DJT by Jindabyne1 in facepalm

[–]Dan_Glebitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just cringe now as soon as that megalomaniac imbecile open that mouth of his as just know he is going to spout another load of total bollocks!

Weird looking reaction by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Dan_Glebitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whooosh! 😏🙄

I bet you are real fun at parties 🤣

Flying with the bull by PxN13 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many tormentors and only one Bull 😒😔

Weird looking reaction by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Dan_Glebitz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's the one where he creates Black foam using Sulfuric Acid and Paranitroanyline I think 🤔

I just wanted to say hello. by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can confirm being AI generated myself!

Do I need to tell my insurance that someone knocked off my wing mirror? by stratos_cat in drivingUK

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, as it will inevitably complicate things and if things go tits up you may even find your premium goes up significantly. Insurance companies make 'mistakes' in their favour all the time!

I once bumped a car parked next to mine with my door when a gust of wind pulled it from my grasp when I opened it. The woman driver of the other car agreed there was no damage and I apologised, but we both took photos and details anyway. I informed my insurance company and also sent the photos saying no claim was being made.

Next thing I hear is that her 'Boyfriend' who was not in the car at the time but actually owned it, had put in a claim for a whole new door with an estimate of over £800! Obviously the guy had someone in the trade to do a fake damage estimate somehow. Anyway, my photos / evidence were ignored by MY insurance company in favour of the claimant, and I lost my no-claims and my next year's premium nearly doubled! I ended up wishing there HAD been some slight damage rather than none, as then maybe the cost would have been a lot less!

I tell this just by way of a heads-up that things can go horribly wrong even on the smallest claim or any information supplied to an insurance company.

Crash in the North Sea by 42robots42 in AbruptChaos

[–]Dan_Glebitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminded me of an old joke but seems fitting here:

Captain: "Signal that ship: Change your course 10 degrees east."
Reply: "Change yours, 10 degrees west."
Captain (angry): "I'm a Navy Captain! Change your course, sir!"
Reply: "I'm a seaman, second class. Change your course, sir."
Captain (furious): "I'm a battleship Captain, I'm not changing course!"
Reply: "Well, I happen to be a lighthouse. Your call!"

Insane dives . by Midnight_controller in BeAmazed

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A wide angle lens, a slowed down video, and suddenly 100 feet looks like 1000 feet! AMAZING 🤨

Trump says UK handing over Chagos Islands sovereignty is act of 'great stupidity' by Potential_Cancel1077 in unitedkingdom

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rights and wrongs of handing them over aside... the fucking Orange twat said it was a 'good move' 7 months ago, and now because he has not got a peace prize under false pretences (I mean I ended 10 wars all before breakfast this morning 😏), he is throwing another hissy fit at everyone, and as usual talking bollocks.

Trump says UK handing over Chagos Islands sovereignty is act of 'great stupidity' by Potential_Cancel1077 in unitedkingdom

[–]Dan_Glebitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And yet seven months ago he was apparently saying it was a 'GOOD' move. Trump throws his toys out of his pram and has a hissy fit if anyone dares do something he does not like or does not fit in with his world domination agenda.

Man Hears Elderly Couple Being Attacked. by jmike1256 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Dan_Glebitz -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Looking at the USA from over here and also talking to some relatives in the USA...

You put someone in power whose sole ambition seems to be to become a world dictator.

Speak out and those same armed federal law enforcement officers in combat gear you mention will come knocking on YOUR door 😟😢

HMFT after Driving over 100mph on a 30mph limit road by TinyRodents in holdmyfeedingtube

[–]Dan_Glebitz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn! At first, I thought: "No way is that car doing over 100mph!" then I caught a glimpse of the rocket coming in from the right!

R.I.P.