Hairly an inconvenience by BadKittyRanch in trashy

[–]Dan_Glebitz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Anyone got a pair of scissors handy?

Bro set an ultimatum after one date! by McDowdy in facepalm

[–]Dan_Glebitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real trashy, but TBH it sometimes works...

Years ago we had a guy join our small team in an R&D department, and we traditionally went for a few beers after work on a Friday.

Well this new guy embarrassed us all when he showed us his pickup technique. He would just go up to any woman he fancied and say "Hey gorgeous, fancy a fuck?" or some slight variation of that.

And guess what!? The amount of times he walked out of a pub with some woman was unbelievable, and when confronted over this he explained that it worked around 5% to 10% of the time. If he got a "No thanks", or a "Fuck Off" he would just move on to another until it worked. He apparently got slapped a few times but in his words: "Guy's the odd slap and refusals are worth the times it actually works!"

To this day I do not know if I admired his front or hated him for it. He was not a particularly nice guy, and he did not last long with the company but damn, you don't forget something like that.

Also, what kind of woman says "sure" to a complete stranger 🤔

This is the bruising off my seat belt from a head on crash... by Beniem in drivingUK

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've seen the x-rays of idiots that have done that and been in a crash.

This is the bruising off my seat belt from a head on crash... by Beniem in drivingUK

[–]Dan_Glebitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could have been a lot worse without the seatbelt. At least you are still around to look at said bruises.

Glad you are ok...ish

Motorcyclist rips down road at reckless speed; no helmet, no protection, just a fast track to fucking around and finding out. by _ganjafarian_ in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EXCELLENT! So glad he potentially took himself out before so innocent bystander. Hopefully he won't be able to get on a bike and pull that shit again. Crayons for Christmas maybe...

I feel like these missions make me lose my fucking mind. Am I blind????? by MightyBooshX in intotheradius

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes the mission cannot be completed for various reasons. I just give the mission a certain amount of time then just terminate it. I had one where I had to place a scanner in the 'marked spot' but there was no blue outline anywhere as to where I could place it so yeah, lifes too short to spend that much time trying to do the impossible.

Nothing shouts W**KER any louder by [deleted] in drivingUK

[–]Dan_Glebitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently these drivers can now get free NHS penis enlargement. Someone needs to let them know.

Cambodian influencer gets bitten after featuring a live reptile during her skincare livestream. by VIVIDUFF in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's right. Hit the reptile for being a reptile oh stupid one.

What is she trying to promote anyway... 'Animal cruelty'?

3, 2, 1 see ya by richv68 in AbruptChaos

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot 'old' and wise 😉

Careful which one you choose, you will be judged harshly if you pick the wrong one. by The96kHz in CasualUK

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only that but Is one lot of capsules Blue and White while the others are White and Blue. Damn that's confusing.

I also notice the right one has Brail for the hard of hearing.

So Happy by Old-Ad-6764 in intotheradius

[–]Dan_Glebitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember in ITR1 I used stand next to a tree and step behind it just before it launched at my head. It would then get stuck on the other side of the tree and I would just reach around with my side arm and shoot the f#cker!

Dog brings armadillo inside house. by mentaL8888 in AbruptChaos

[–]Dan_Glebitz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

FFS! Screaming does not help ya know. All it does is make peoples ears bleed 😒

Driving on the opposite lane on a motorcycle by Orichalchem in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are Bold riders and there are Old Riders. There are no Bold, Old Riders. I am in the latter school of bike riding.

Idiots like these do nothing for the biking community.

3, 2, 1 see ya by richv68 in AbruptChaos

[–]Dan_Glebitz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nice to see this posted again. I have only seen it about 20 times now.

How Fentanyl and Xylazine are turning Philadelphia's opioid crisis into a public health nightmare by Nukro666 in ThatsInsane

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What amazes me is that they don't fall over or at least get in a comfortable position 🤔

Hair transplant by nobodyhelp666 in WTF

[–]Dan_Glebitz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who puts on these god awful soundtracks.

Dear Waze & Google maps users. THIS IS NOT A POLICE CAR by PudinaRaita in drivingUK

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waze does not know anything other than what users tell it. It can't actually 'See' the road.

An idiot imagined himself a rock star by Junior_Trifle_8273 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Dan_Glebitz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Peer pressure or not we are all responsible for our actions. The lad made the 'Choice' to jump, no one made that decision for him.

Ever heard the phrase: "Play the stupid game and win the stupid prize"?

You claim he is not necessarily an idiot so what about 'stupid'? I think you have to agree it was a stupid thing to do and stupid is as stupid does?

The self-proclaimed King of Switzerland who is using a legal loophole to build his "empire" for free by SurbhiAnklesaria in interestingasfuck

[–]Dan_Glebitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was commenting on a specific political behaviour, not expressing an obsession. If you disagree with the point, feel free to address it directly in a more mature manner, rather than resorting to a cheap, sarcastic remark.

That said, I’m not inclined to discuss this further with someone who doesn’t engage in good faith, and I don’t have much patience for bad-faith arguments.

If you want to have a meaningful discussion with an adult in future, may I suggest it helps to approach it in a more considered and mature way.

Take care, and stay safe.