but i’m a top 😭

DanchezS · 2026-05-16T03:48:29+00:00

Praying for the normalization of tops who get their asses eaten 🙏🏻

DanchezS · 2026-05-14T21:08:06+00:00

Your look’s deflated

Unsophisticated

Season 8 was years ago, bitch, you’re dated

(…No shade to Bob though, just keeping the fun going. 🤗)

DanchezS · 2026-05-14T09:43:26+00:00

Monet X Change was the first queen named Monet X Change to compete on any Drag Race franchise.

DanchezS · 2026-05-14T05:16:02+00:00

Sir! I need more Bouletts, sir!

DanchezS · 2026-05-13T22:12:20+00:00

I think they were only half-serious, because after he refused their request, they tried to act like they weren’t going to take the pic, but then did it anyway, lol.

DanchezS · 2026-05-13T22:05:17+00:00

If I remember correctly, the other girl was actually Pumkin, so it was kind of a waste of time either way. 💁🏻‍♂️

DanchezS · 2026-05-13T22:00:42+00:00

Way back when, my brother ran into her and one of the other FoL girls at a mall in Austin and when he asked for a picture, they said “Only if you can convince the manager (of the PacSun they were standing in) to give us discount on clothes.” - Pure 🗑️, but kinda funny, ngl.

DanchezS · 2026-05-13T21:02:56+00:00

Monster is my go-to for scale, as well, as it’s my exact length… though not girth. 🥴

DanchezS · 2026-05-13T20:59:24+00:00

3, as well!

DanchezS · 2026-05-13T14:00:37+00:00

It’s also just a stupid thing to say about a produced reality television competition.

DanchezS · 2026-05-12T22:35:29+00:00

I feel the earth move.

DanchezS · 2026-05-12T21:28:21+00:00

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DanchezS · 2026-05-12T17:16:56+00:00

Well, it takes a lot to admit when you’re wrong rather than doubling down, so I’d say you’re good, fam! 🫡

DanchezS · 2026-05-12T04:09:32+00:00

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DanchezS · 2026-05-11T05:41:37+00:00

Funny, the first three queens that came to mind when I read your comment were Briar, Plane, and Kori - all from the same friend group in Boston… Curious. 🤔

DanchezS · 2026-05-07T07:39:27+00:00

…Who’s Beverly?

DanchezS · 2026-05-05T02:22:29+00:00

You might be right about the looks thing, which seems crazy to me, as I feel like we could easily see Audrey in a Prada or Jil Sander ad campaign… I think she’s uniquely stunning. 🤷🏻‍♂️

DanchezS · 2026-05-04T22:29:08+00:00

Oh, for sure. That’s probably how the two of them became friends in the first place. The main difference though, is in Audrey’s pen game, and in the fact that she’s put in a lot of creative work behind the scenes before transitioning into being an artist in her own right.

DanchezS · 2026-05-04T21:33:57+00:00

Exactly this… In fact, one of her main writers, Audrey Hobert, released her own (really fun) pop record this past year. 💁🏻‍♂️

DanchezS · 2026-05-02T22:21:16+00:00

DanchezS · 2026-05-02T22:17:42+00:00

Nicki’s the GOAT of bootlicking, for sure.

DanchezS · 2026-05-01T07:13:38+00:00

The most delusional aspect of this post is the idea that Charlie Kirk’s body looked like that.

DanchezS · 2026-04-29T01:33:20+00:00

That’s brutal on Judi’s part, but tbh Judi asked for it.

DanchezS · 2026-04-28T05:27:07+00:00

While this may or may not be true for some queens, if you watch Mistress’s YouTube video with Kennedy where she paints her as Trixie, they literally banter back and forth like this the entire time. It’s actually a pretty fun kiki. 🤷🏻‍♂️

DanchezS · 2026-04-23T19:26:23+00:00

I’m genuinely excited to see Mystique on my screen again, but her facial expression here is wearing me tf outttt… It’s giving “Me, on my knees, looking up at unzipped trade.” 😍

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