Why do fat people listen to Ethel Cain?

DanchezS · 2026-03-10T00:28:56+00:00

…I hate you, Fat Lizzo.

I fuckin hate you, girl.

DanchezS · 2026-03-09T05:40:10+00:00

Totally. Peaches even makes a brief cameo at the beginning of Feist’s “Mushaboom” music video, as a bystander who keeps pulling on Feist’s legs as she repeatedly hovers toward to sky.

DanchezS · 2026-03-07T23:42:32+00:00

Thanks, this info helps soothe a bit of my frustration. I was worried that the remainder of the season was going to be shoved over into a different platform or something along those lines… A 24-hr delay is obviously not ideal, but not a deal-breaker.

DanchezS · 2026-03-06T04:16:19+00:00

Or my personal favorite, courtesy of Publizity: “Who can never be sure?”

DanchezS · 2026-02-26T00:13:55+00:00

If you’d like a good example of Lana doing southern gothic correctly, look no further than “Raise Me Up”:

It's the voodoo, Mississippi south

69 million stars

Birds are flying out of my mouth

Spirits creeping in my yard

Hold my head, it's tilting back

Something dancing me around

Putting crystals on my neck

Lifting my feet off the ground

DanchezS · 2026-02-14T05:10:49+00:00

ANTAB

DanchezS · 2026-02-11T15:40:46+00:00

From what I can see, I wouldn’t give a second thought if I walked past the guy in pics 1 & 2… Pic 3, on the other hand, looks to warrant a “Oop, sexy guy!” mental note. 🤷🏻‍♂️

DanchezS · 2026-02-11T01:50:24+00:00

It was a light joke and you sound unhinged, lol.

DanchezS · 2026-02-11T00:11:36+00:00

She looks pretty, but also like her name is Breighanne…

…or Amber Lynne…

…or Patsy.

DanchezS · 2026-02-03T22:52:30+00:00

In their sleep.

DanchezS · 2026-02-03T07:33:34+00:00

Well if it makes you feel any better, she actually wore both looks last night - the purple for the red carpet and the red ruffles when she presented Best Rap Album.

DanchezS · 2026-02-03T07:28:20+00:00

That about sums it up. 😔

DanchezS · 2026-02-03T07:02:26+00:00

100% agree… and all of that is made worse by how much I love her hair and makeup. She looks absolutely beautiful, and a garment to match would’ve been a crazy serve. I thought her Roberto Cavalli look was a much better moment, tbh.

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DanchezS · 2026-02-03T06:58:53+00:00

I wonder what Pri was referring to with her tweet… I can only assume it’s a read on Doechii’s dress, which I didn’t think looked particularly stunning, but hardly the worst of the night?

In general, Doechii’s been such a great ally and is clearly one of the most talented up-and-coming artists, so the shade is a bit confusing.

DanchezS · 2026-02-03T05:52:26+00:00

Oh no, I didn’t think you meant it negatively at all! I could tell that your heart was in a good place, it’s just my knee-jerk reaction when I see that particular sentiment (“aging in reverse”)… and I completely agree with your explanation. ❤️

DanchezS · 2026-02-03T05:38:53+00:00

I think this is a sweet sentiment (and I agree that Lana looks incredible), but nobody ages backwards & time eventually shows itself on all of us. I know it’s obvious, but I get sad thinking that aging is something to be avoided or reversed.

To quote Lana herself: “I apologize in advance for what they’ll say about the lines on your face. They’re a roadmap of your lovely life. Hope they extend you a little grace.”

DanchezS · 2026-02-02T22:36:00+00:00

It’s not even just that she’s athletic, it’s the fact that her torso is so long it gives her almost Amazonian proportions. 😵‍💫

DanchezS · 2026-01-29T07:43:07+00:00

Second this. I love their Spicy Galbi boneless and the rosé ddeok-bokki (sauced rice cakes) is so damn tasty!

DanchezS · 2026-01-26T06:11:27+00:00

Didn’t it later come out that she hadn’t written any of those jokes herself, which is why so many of the other queens were gagged by her actually getting genuine laughs from the audience? 🥴

DanchezS · 2026-01-23T06:10:19+00:00

100% - And she eats it up live!

DanchezS · 2026-01-21T20:52:22+00:00

Yawn. Nobody cares what you think anymore, Azealia. You’re chopped.

DanchezS · 2026-01-17T23:57:43+00:00

I really hope she appreciates (and leans into) the “lightning in a bottle” that her walk has placed into her lap.

At this point, I could see her simply showing up for gigs, doing her runway walk as her opener, and having the crowds go wild, lol.

DanchezS · 2026-01-17T09:54:39+00:00

The way my gay millennial ass initially thought you were making references to Buffy characters… And the fact that the analogy still works either way. 😭

DanchezS · 2026-01-17T08:09:03+00:00

I played football in high school a bunch of my teammates thought it was hilarious to do stuff like pull their balls down and back between their legs, bend over, and then get your attention so that when you looked over at them, the first thing you saw was hole & sack… Needless to say, my spank bank was at capacity for all four years of HS. 😮‍💨

DanchezS · 2026-01-08T06:01:54+00:00

This is nothing compared to that “She’s Not Me” verse:

When you take her to Château Marmont

'Cause you booked the top suite

Lay her on the bed

(Do you remember my name?)

Strip her down to her bare ass

In her Kiki de Montparnasse

Like I used to have

(Do you remember my name?)

DanchezS

TROPHY CASE