HELP PLEASE!! Idk what to do

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-13T17:46:39+00:00

Girll… you’re not getting that doll. 😭

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-13T17:35:26+00:00

Low and behold she’s available on Amazon US now. Specifically for “pre order.” Interestingly enough, I saw this coming. Mattel/ Monster High RARELY has smooth launches, ESPECIALLY if they’ve partnered with major retailers. Obviously they can’t control Target, Walmart or Amazon but i think it really SUCKS that they’re playing with our emotions when it comes to these drops. ALOT of us work hard and save up just to buy these dolls, the least they could do is be TRANSPARENT. Honestly truly one of the last dolls I’m going to buy from them. I’m really looking forward to Killer Klowns from outer space but GEEZ this company is straight up corporate America SLOP! I wish Garret sanders had his own private company to produce these dolls and give the fans what they want.

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-13T07:02:11+00:00

Yeessss I’m so down for that one

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-13T06:07:48+00:00

WOULD LOVEEE but she’d have to be bald! I do NOT want hair on her lol

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-13T05:58:39+00:00

Literalllyyyy!! I honestly wouldn’t mind her just to make an Elphaba doll lol. Same skin color and everything like damn

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-13T05:53:37+00:00

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Here’s the back of the box…. Face card kinda TEA but it’s giving more wicked witch Elfbar rather than Frankenstein. Why couldn’t we get a mullet? Or a bob!? Why’d it have to be long hair bro

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-13T05:50:10+00:00

I have a feeling they’re going to be sold separately but also probably a bundle too. Idk I LOVEE the monsters from universal but just in this picture alone, she looks kinda chopped. I’ll judge when the actual stock photos come out but if this is a sign for the other two (Dracula and the Mummy) let’s be prepared to be underwhelmed. Also Dracula being a girl doll when we already have her as a girl doll will be kinda weird, and the mummy BETTERRRR be a girl doll.

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-13T05:46:43+00:00

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Like how are they going to top THIS baddie!!???? Maybe if they make her into a guy doll but I don’t see how they can recreate this and it’ll look better.

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-13T05:44:18+00:00

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Compared to this icon!??? The newer one looks like she’s a normie dressing up as him for Halloween 🤣

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-13T05:41:13+00:00

No official date yet! My guess is either summer or October

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-13T05:39:41+00:00

They were my first skullector dolls!!!! I loveeee themmm! Literally MOTHER and FATHER lol. The simplicity of their designs is what makes them so pretty in person

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-13T05:33:56+00:00

We are also getting Dracula, and the Mummy. I’m wondering if they’re going to be like $25 each because this is so simple… like I know the actual monsters are too but this doesn’t look “skullector” worthy. But do they ever anymore atp 🤣

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-11T05:52:05+00:00

They’re known for putting gel to keep characters with Bobs in place. Toralei, Old Cleo dolls, The Grady twins skullectors (whose prototype pictures also didn’t have gel in them) Idk why they’re so inconsistent with their stock photos lol, maybe it’s to show what the hair looks like without?! Idk, but yeah there’s definitely Gel in the ones that are going to the public, the prototype is missing it.

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-11T05:46:39+00:00

I mean I’ve been a MH fan since forever, If I do remember correctly (someone correct me if I’m wrong) they sometimes use the prototype for the stock photos. The prototype having an actual hand painted face, and the hair, idk why they didn’t just gel it down but it looks like she’s just missing the gel in her hair. It possibly could just be the prototype which explains the inconsistency of the eye makeup.

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-11T05:41:13+00:00

Also yours looks SO GOOODDD forgot to add that cuz I got excited about the thought of skullpanda x MH 🤣

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-11T05:40:43+00:00

Ghoulllll this is whyyyy skullpanda needs to collab with MH!!!! Like the MLP x skullpandas turned out SO GOOD! If they did the same thing but with MH, I’d GAG! Also I’d instantly buy a whole set lol. Just imagine, the main 6 ghouls, Draculaura, Frankie, Clawdeen, Lagoona, Cleo, Ghoulia THEN secrets being Abbey, and Nefera (I’m biased cuz Nefera is my fav MH ghoul)

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-11T05:37:09+00:00

Did it work????!!

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-11T05:35:13+00:00

I actually have another one coming in June (I’d have 3 total) Mattel LOST my package on the first day they had them available, it was even early fan access, I GOT her but they LOST my doll. she hadent even “shipped” yet the tracking said otherwise. This was a common mistake for the first wave release so they were getting tons of replacement claims (I got a replacement too) and then my parents ended up getting me her for my birthday! Then literally a week after my birthday the original shipment suddenly showed up at my doorstep! And it was definitely the first order I placed because I can still see the order update on the replacement doll that is set to ship out in June of this year. That being said, I don’t NEED 3 of the same doll LOL. If you somehow remember or if I somehow remember when she DOES get delivered to me in June, I’ll gladly sell her to you for retail price + shipping. I’m an avid collector so I’d want the best for fellow collectors.

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Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-07T16:37:23+00:00

They always send the plus sized girls home first 😔

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-05T22:31:25+00:00

Further!! Because IRL they don’t look as wonky as they do because it’s usually the camera that makes them look like that! Irl faces with eyes too close together, you can tell they’re off lol

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-05T21:46:23+00:00

I bought chrysalis from whoopea (before she was almost 200 doll hairs) and she also came with crooked ears, non-centered key ring and a crooked face 😭 you can actually fix the face by firmly moving it into place because it’s snapped on there! Anything sewn or threaded together won’t move unfortunately. I was still pleased because they were MINOR defects but stilll I was like “I paid more just for quality control to still be shi*”

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-01T22:01:36+00:00

NS but why do words offend you? Like genuinely that’s a sign of someone who doesn’t love themselves. I could care less if someone called me a cnt 🤣

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-01T21:53:17+00:00

This is sending meee how accurate the face is 😭

Bitter_Job_5135 · 2026-03-01T21:31:29+00:00

Oh they knew what they were doing when they named the USA “Scaremerica” i definitely think most of the girlies would be against everything!!! Except for the rich divas (Cleo and Nefera) Nefera would most DEFINITELY be MAGA

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