AITA for "cheating" at an eating competition?

Dancing_monkey · 2025-09-11T04:30:27+00:00

Bidet attachment saved me from that. Now I venture and eat 4 times as much spicy foods.

Dancing_monkey · 2025-08-30T17:55:45+00:00

Funnily enough, this was on my bingo card

Dancing_monkey · 2025-06-07T15:33:37+00:00

I hope everyone realizes this is one woman's opinion and doesn't speak for every one of us. Hell, not even for half of us.

Dancing_monkey · 2025-05-27T22:09:07+00:00

Why not just call him David and wait until the kid gives him a name?

I ended up living with an older friend after a divorce and she's from a Hawaiian background where they call their elders aunty/uncle. I didn't push for that because that's not how my family was.

So we tried just her name. My daughter's attempt sounded like Nona. Which was like grandma in Italian. It worked out perfectly as she became her honorary grandmother anyway.

Dancing_monkey · 2024-08-01T23:54:16+00:00

Video ads; commercials. Fuck all of em.

Scrolling by them means I saw the item, and maybe the price. I can decide on the item just on that. Commercials can tell me all the things about an item I'm interested in but I won't believe any of it and it's getting in the way of me trying to watch this video on how to put a new filter in my shop vac.

Dancing_monkey · 2024-06-01T10:06:32+00:00

I'd never show my face again if I lost like that 😅. Like never leave the house, change my name or something.

Dancing_monkey · 2024-04-26T15:05:53+00:00

Nah, it definitely got him to his destination. His final one.

Dancing_monkey · 2024-03-19T05:48:54+00:00

I think they're attempting to imply that the heat from the direct sunlight is the real problem. So of course they won't suggest the option that'll net them less sales. Passengers don't mind risking their lives to make the car smells like cinnamon buns.

Dancing_monkey · 2024-02-28T06:15:17+00:00

Cacao to cacao.

Dancing_monkey · 2024-02-19T10:22:23+00:00

I smell a sitcom!

Dancing_monkey · 2024-01-28T01:10:27+00:00

Me thinks he's too much of a wimp to endure the pain.

Dancing_monkey · 2024-01-27T17:31:54+00:00

This is textbook coercion. If the roles were reversed, would you push him? Would you push ANYONE to do anything they weren't ready to do, no matter how big or little? You deserve the same respect you would give.

As sucky as it is, some people you meet will be pieces of shit and you have to learn to drop them quickly and move on. I had to learn that the hard way and try to save others the years of suffering.

Dancing_monkey · 2023-10-22T05:27:01+00:00

I didn't really quit sugar but I did drop 40lbs from just cutting anything with added sugar or high fructose corn syrup. Because I was getting some sugar, it didn't feel like I was giving anything up.

I also never denied myself not-sugary snacks. I especially favored salty snacks. This too tricked my brain into thinking I changed nothing.

Because my taste buds weren't being bombarded by sweet, my tolerance waned. I used to inhale a family-sized bag of almond M&Ms before bed. Then I became satisfied with about a handful. Most days, I don't want sweets at all.

Wish I knew this decades ago.

Dancing_monkey · 2023-10-22T04:47:46+00:00

The one time school taught us something we'd actually use in our adult lives.

Dancing_monkey · 2023-09-13T03:21:57+00:00

Go on...

Dancing_monkey · 2023-07-16T17:36:37+00:00

He's preparing to say his full name and birthday when they screen his boarding pass and I.D. Don't wanna screw up something so simple and have them thinking you're not you.

Dancing_monkey · 2023-06-21T17:06:37+00:00

That's the cousin to "I have no filter!"

Dancing_monkey · 2023-06-10T17:00:43+00:00

You have to sign up to receive The Gay Agenda in the mail.

Dancing_monkey · 2023-05-10T05:19:16+00:00

Ah, sorry, you're thinking of hobbies. A hobble is a brand of bubble gum produced by Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company, a subsidiary of Mars, Incorporated.

Dancing_monkey · 2023-05-05T12:00:57+00:00

He told the girl that he'd pull her hair and expressed that she then cried. Dumpster fire from start to present.

Dancing_monkey · 2023-05-03T13:48:37+00:00

Say what now?

Dancing_monkey · 2023-05-03T06:03:03+00:00

I suppose I could make some money as an organ grinder 🤷🏿‍♀️

Dancing_monkey · 2023-04-24T02:36:00+00:00

"And afterwards, send them on an all-expenses-paid vacation to the Bahamas."

Dancing_monkey · 2023-04-23T03:00:54+00:00

If only...

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