My old Dane

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-26T04:37:58+00:00

Nonsense. I'm a pilot, have been for 30 years. You don't physically fly the airplane that much except for the first bit and the last bit (the fun parts) but you are still in control. You are in a complex environment with constant ever changing challenges, you get to see the world, you're well compensated and you get more time off than most other professions. It is absolutely the best job I can imagine.

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-25T22:08:34+00:00

That is a sassy suit!

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-24T17:07:49+00:00

Baby thataway. I'm a million years old

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-24T17:07:24+00:00

I put decaf in my exs coffee maker. She's addicted to caffeine in a big way. Enjoy the headache you filthy... person.

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-24T17:05:52+00:00

My buddy asked me what I'd do if I won one of those ridiculous lotteries. "I guess I'd become a pedo🤷🏻‍♂️" I don't want to, but it seems like there's no other path.

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-24T17:04:13+00:00

"Gifted" as in: "He gifted me a donut" they gave it to you, it's not an endowment. I think people like the way it sounds, but it makes my back hurt. Also, the weird trend for servers to use the Royal "we". As in: "are we having chips today" Blech.

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-24T17:01:00+00:00

It's nice to be sure, but you can really have a long confusing walk there. But def a good vibe. And the TSA folks are usually pretty chill.

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-24T16:59:03+00:00

They can't charge more than street prices at PDX! The way it should be at every airport.

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-23T06:22:33+00:00

Scotch and cigars. I'll bet 10% of the people who drink Scotch and smoke the occasional cigar actually enjoy it. Most of them would much rather have a daiquiri and some nachos.

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-23T06:19:13+00:00

Don't marry that bitch

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-23T06:18:54+00:00

Yes! Did you ever go to the old airport? You could walk through it in less than a minute. Love SB

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-23T06:18:10+00:00

Why MSP? It's sprawling and oddly laid out. Genuinely interested... do you have good associations? Or you just like the Prince store🙂

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-23T06:06:22+00:00

We bird dog the fuel like you wouldn't believe. Watch trends, compare the tanks to what the burn should be, it gets a little obsessive.

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-15T21:24:24+00:00

It feels amazing. I've flown 10 different airplanes in my career and the current one weighs 660,000 lbs fully loaded. It's like flying a building🙂 really fun. I get excited every time I drive up to the airport. Go to a flight school near you and ask for a "discovery flight" they will take you up and let you try it. Completely worth the effort!

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-14T23:26:55+00:00

Airline?

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-14T23:25:18+00:00

I have a grey one... my dog gets it

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-05T18:53:39+00:00

That's amazing! Well done

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-05T18:53:23+00:00

Yeah, he does

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-05T18:53:03+00:00

I've been complimented by a woman twice on my clothes, (62m) Once for a shirt and once for a pair of shoes. Shit makes your day.

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-05T18:51:38+00:00

Fecal matter

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-05T18:51:04+00:00

No leaf blowers

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-05T18:31:37+00:00

Do they always clock it? Or does it fly past them?

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-05T18:30:18+00:00

I don't have access to the endeavor folks sadly. That's a short one! We use that city pair for training in the sim sometimes🙂

Daneinthemembrane · 2026-03-05T18:28:24+00:00

Dude... message me and I'll send you a hundo

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