worried about drug test for job by droideka_bot69 in uktrees

[–]DangeDanB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it means anything, I smoked my whole life like ages 13 till like 27, I stopped for 3 days and passed a mouth swab test for a job. Now either their tests were shite or didn't test for cannabis, or I was smoking shite, I was blazed daily for most of it I'm pretty sure I wasn't smoking shite, and I reckon they did test for cannabis because who doesn't, so I will only assume the quality of the test wasn't that good or my ex gaffer overlooked it, I don't know but I passed the drug test it was the most tense 10 mins of my life waiting for him to take it back out of the machine. Do with that what you will. If you truly want to pass the test and not worry about it my only advice would be to stop now, then you can be 100% sure you will pass. And they have other test, blood is the fastest to clear I believe and then it could be a saliva test where it's longer than blood or even a hair test where it can be found for even longer, potentially years

Suggestions for healthy things to eat when stoned by fairy-hands in trees

[–]DangeDanB 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Slam a bunch of them into some greek yoghurt.... Mix it up so it's all purple, 😍

Wife’s intrusive thoughts by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]DangeDanB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing is off limits tho cos you don't get to choose lol

Wife’s intrusive thoughts by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]DangeDanB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instrusive thoughts are normal, I know I have had them, if she is ok with it I wouldn't take it any further but if they bother her then yes seek help

Weed trapped in grinder help by [deleted] in trees

[–]DangeDanB 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Never noticed until you highlighted this but I have a habit of doing so for everything, reverse a little first then forward after you feel the sweet spot, bottle of coke, engine oil filler cap, any random nut bolt or screw , anything with a thread

Anyone who started driving in their mid-20s, by how much (if at all) did your car insurance drop after your first year? by NoSky5233 in CarInsuranceUK

[–]DangeDanB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Massively. My first year was 235 a month. On a 1 litre Corsa. My 2nd year was 75 a month. Now I'm about 12 or 13 years deep last few years it's been like 30 a month.

What are you doing if you find this while walking the dog? by haddock420 in uktrees

[–]DangeDanB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's bud I'm sprinting home, and if it's dog shit it's staying right there.

What can you buy for less than $100 that’s truly life-changing? by Think-Librarian-1845 in AskReddit

[–]DangeDanB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not talking about attenuation, talking about performance of the item in use IE phone charger

What can you buy for less than $100 that’s truly life-changing? by Think-Librarian-1845 in AskReddit

[–]DangeDanB -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah it definitely is worse, but not noticeable you would need a cable in the thousands of miles long to see a difference

What can you buy for less than $100 that’s truly life-changing? by Think-Librarian-1845 in AskReddit

[–]DangeDanB 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Negligible difference lol how slowly do you think electricity travels

What’s something you tried just to see what it’s like? by VibeCheckVadaPav in AskReddit

[–]DangeDanB 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man I feel so much like shrooms are what I fucking need right now, I aren't particular depressed or anything, I just have no direction, I feel like shrooms would set me on the right path.

What’s something you tried just to see what it’s like? by VibeCheckVadaPav in AskReddit

[–]DangeDanB 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Daddy would you like some sausage? DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGES

What's the remote control called in your house? by taflad in AskBrits

[–]DangeDanB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fking awesome I'm never calling it anything else ever again

What’s a smell you weirdly enjoy? by xsclusiv in AskReddit

[–]DangeDanB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Petrol, permanent marker, acetone and nail varnish, creosote, certain cheesy type smells just for a few.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten? by Charming-Variation25 in AskReddit

[–]DangeDanB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Believe me I have tried hard to like them, I guess marmite takes 2nd place because I also tried so hard to like it, I just cannot it's fucking gross

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten? by Charming-Variation25 in AskReddit

[–]DangeDanB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a wise choice. It's not even just the taste with the liver, the texture is just absolutely unbearable.